GUYS QUICK FAVOUR, I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A JXA FANFIC WHERE ALICE GETS HURT IN ECLIPSE AND JASPER WORRIES, IT'S JUST A ONESHOT BUT I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT IT'S CALLED? thanks Xx.

Hey there, all ya need to know about me

My pen name is XXSkittlesXX for reasons that are so embarassing that I wont bother sharing

I am very Jasper and Alice oriented so the majority of my stories will most probably be JazzXAlice stories

If I read your story I'll most probably review, unless I don't like it, my mother raised me right "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"

I appeciate any story ideas and am willing to discuss them with reviewers.

Constructive critisism is welcome, flames are not. Flame me and you WILL regret it.

I'm not going to say much about myself except that I live in Australia (just a heads up to any American readers because we tend to spell things differently here).

I have recently discovered several new pairings that I am absolutely in love with; so in the future look forward to the following pairings featuring in my stories:

PeterXClaire- Heroes (Don't give me crap about how they're related because I am well aware of it and could care less)

ReidXMorgan- Criminal Minds

ReidXHotch- Criminal Minds

ReidXAdam J- Criminal Minds

(what can I say I love Reid)

Also I'm considering writing a story that is canon AliceXJasper but contains Femme-slash. My first ever Femme-slash which I'm very excited about, so let me know what you think

Okay well I think that I've babbled on for a while now, so that's pretty much it.

Salutations Dearest Readers

XXSkittlesXX

I wouldn't usually put something this personal on a website like this, especially considering it has nothing to do with my writing, however I recently came across some very offensive comments of a homophobic nature. So here it is.

Over 40 percent of homosexual or Bi-sexual people in the world often lie about their sexuality to avoid discrimation; I would just like to say that I AM OUT, LOUD AND PROUD AND I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. Don't let someone else's views dictate who you are.

Pet Peeves:

People who say Me instead of My, very annoying!

People who write "I suck at summaries" in their summary, a summary is pretty much a blurb or a preview to your story, if you "suck" at your summary then people are going to assume that you "suck" at your story too and face it who's going to read a bad story

People who review their own stories (anything you have to say about a story can be said in your A/N)

People who steal other people's story ideas a) without giving them due credit for the idea, b) without asking for permission and c) without changing enough so that it's pretty much the other persons story just with a few words switched around... you know who you are

People who very obviously need Beta's and have their stories riddled with constant mistakes (I've been guilty of this one myself but not to the extent that I see elsewhere)

Stories that make no sense, if you're going to create a JasperXEdward pairing (God Forbid) then you can at least explain the circumstances that led up to it

People who write lemons when they're obviously not even sure what sex entails (news flash kiddies; If a girl is a virgin then it's highly unlikely that the guy is going to miraculously give her numerous orgasms and blow her pretty little mind)

BellaXJasper pairings, they annoy me, I don't know why but they do

People who use stereotypes to the extreme; this mainly applies to Twilight writers (it's alright to use mannerisms the characters possess in your story, it helps the characters to be more believable however;
Emmett isn't a retard who just wants to wrestle, play video games and have sex,
Rosalie isn't going to backstab everyone and everything all the while admiring herself in the mirror,
Mike Newton doesn't stalk Bella and go through her underwear draw,
Esme isn't going to kill someone for messing up her house or garden, she's hardly a psychopathic Martha Stewart for christsakes,
Bella isn't constantly red and biting her lip whilst subsequently tripping on every surface she walks on,
Fair enough Edward is a creepy stalker in the books but there is such a thing as TOO in character, try to remember that,
Alice isn't constantly on a caffeine high, talking at a speed no one understands, spending all the money in the house and giving people make-overs, talk about overboard or what!!
And finally people have to different conceptions of how Jasper should be, he's either another Emmett just on a slightly lesser level whilst Edward is the only sane and mature male around...Please I don't think so people. I feel like shaking the dust out of your heads, or he's a whiny, mopey emo kid who would in all likely hood be hacking at his wrists if anything could pierce his skin...it's called subtlety (LEARN IT)

That's all, happy writing :)

I just want to take a moment to share with you a wondeful author

Jacqueline de Vere‏ she is absolutely brilliant and any Twilight lovers I sincerely reccomend that you read her story Watchers which is one of the best stories that I have ever read and in my opinion deserves hundreds of reviews, so go now my pretties and READ AND REVIEW her story, you won't regret it!- BAD NEWS FOLKS, SHE'S MOVED ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS, BEING THE COMPLETELY BRILLIANT WRITER SHE IS SHE'S COMING UP WITH HER OWN CHARACTERS AND STORY IDEAS, WISH HER LUCK FOLKS!

If you like my work then go read something, anything from Ellen (melonjane) she is an awesome author who has a sense of humour very similar to that of my own, so go and review her work. You won't regret it- She's known as Midnight Vinyls these days dearies and she's as awesome as ever!

XXSkittlesXX

ALICE

THIS IS ALWAYS HOW I THOUGHT ALICE SHOULD LOOK
http://www.freewebs.com/tatyforever/all_about_us_03.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2348/2229841155_36f9dc2eeb.jpg?v=0

A while ago I promised myself that I wouldn't be one of those people who put pictures from their story onto their profile but I just had to add this in. Whilst Ashley Greene was an awesome choice for Alice I always pictured Alice as Yulia Volkova in the 30 minutes clip.

Watch the clip and pause it 0.08 seconds in and you'll see what I mean..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfSKyla5Xfo