Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.

-Anonymous

Life is short. Don't leave it with any regrets. Live each moment until it's your last. Love until you can't anymore. Smile until it hurts. But whatever you do, don't leave with any regrets.

-Haruno Sakura, Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4656334/1/Sinch_In_Time

Okay, so, I know this is the part when the Author says stuff about themselves and stuff, but, if you're anything like me, you'll scroll right through this and go straight to the stories. To be honest, I don't mind if you do that, in fact, I'm just happy that you even bothered to come here at look at them in the first place. Cookie For YOU! So, instead of all the pointless Name, Age, Country stuff, I'm gonna inform you guys of the stuff you might actually give a chocobo's arse about.

The Authoress is FICKLE!

My mind seems to come up with brilliant story ideas which make it to the 2nd chapter before being forgotten and replaced by a new one. Therefore my uploading times are erratic at best, non-existent at worst.

She's a perfectionist!

Well, when it comes to correct English, it is. Uploading stories... not so much. My pet hates are bad grammar, bad spelling, lack of paragraphs and messed up time-spans. In my opinion, your story idea can be the best in the world, but if even one of the above is present, no review for you. Which is why you won't find any of that rubbish in my stories :)

She's open to requests!

If you ask me to write a story, and I know the fandom, I will. Even if it's Yaoi. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all up for some man-love, I just can't really write it as well as Hetro pairings. But if you insist, I will try. Because I'm nice like that, you see? And I do love a challenge.

She has a LIFE!

Whilst reviews do kick me up the butt a bit to write my stories and I do so love and appreciate each and every one, they do NOT cause the next chapter of said story to suddenly appear. Especially with work, school, and my social life, I don't actually have many hours in the day to sit down and write a whole chapter in one go. But I will try, I really will.

Okay, you can go and read the stories now. :)

Reviews Are Love. Even The Flamey Ones. I Merely Tip Water On Them Whilst Singing Happy Songs