Hm, talk about myself? Alright...

I'm Eleanor D., an eighteen-year-old english major. Writing has been my life, my air, my food and my love since about four years ago. A little crazy? Probably. A little obsessed? I'll leave that one to you.

There are a million things I could tell you about myself, but I don't think I'm going to take the time to do that now. For the moment, I'll just be mad at the internet in general for stopping me from posting my lovely Naruhina fanfiction. I have at least three, plus the Naruhina-esque one that's supposed to take place long afterward... In any case, I'll keep ya'll updated on the workings of my anime and manga obsessed mind. My twisted little otaku mind. I can laugh maniacally... FEAR ME!!

Hmm... would you look at that? A Naruhina fanfic... You should read it. All of it. And review it. Yes. My own. My precious... uhm... ok. You can pardon that little outburst, right? I worked on this particular fanfiction for about two years before I posted it anywhere- and this is the refined version. I am very proud of it- and it's not even done yet! I have chapters and chapters left on this one, baby! I'll try to post once a week (on Saturdays) but that's not a promise, ok? Be gentle with me.

There you go. A second fanfiction. It's Xanth this time though, sorry for all of you out there that haven't read the series. It's brilliant. Peirs Anthony is a genuis... and he's punny. Do I hear my audience groaning? Well, I guess that's what I get for using such lame jokes, eh? In any case, enjoy the stories, read, review, share with your friends... What? I can be hopeful, can't I?

You know I love all of you dedicated readers out there, right? I do, I do, I really do! And no, I'm not just saying that because I want something. It's not that I don't want something, it just so happens that this isn't my only motivation. See? Look at my cute grin! Is this a face that would lie to you? Oh yeah... you can't see me. Just as well, I guess! In any case, I'm looking for a beta-reader and perhaps co-author on a new venture of mine (yes it will end up here). If you're interested, email me at c.inkypaws@gmail.com! I love y'all, and I'm very very veryhappy with all the reviews for Bloodlines. One chapter a week, as promised!

"The very existance of a flamethrower proves that at some point, someone looked over at a group of people and thought 'Gee, I would really like to set them on fire but they're just too far away...'"

Oay, okay... I know it's been forever and a day, and that's my fault. Over a year since I updated anything at all, and I feel horrible about it too. There's been a lot going on, and very little actual progress on the stories here. Shame on me. No, I'm not being sarcastic. In any case, I should have Chapter 13 up sometime within the next week or so. If I don't, come shoot me, alright? I'm getting back to work right now! In the meantime, I'll give y'all a little something that I've been working on for quite some time. ;) Hope y'all like it! Enjoy!

A note to dedicated readers and lovely critiquers:

You may have noticed that I have a bit of trouble with my formatting on FF. If you'd be willing to help me out with that, I'd be mighty grateful. Just send me a message or email me at the address above in blue- I'll be sure to reply quick as I can. Thanks a million, folks!

"A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need advice." ~Ray

"If the car had followed the same development pattern as the computer, then today, a Rolls Royce would: cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and blow up once a year, killing everyone inside."