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since: 03-02-09, id: 1854062, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
Author has written 4 stories for Fusion Fall, and Dexter's Laboratory.

Name: Tall-Hobbit, Nox Tolkienite, Riley Hearth, Bleak Ink

Age: Teens.

Location: My Mind

Occupation: aspiring author, antagonist, student

Likes: reading, writing, obsessing, drawing, astronomy, philosophy, music, procrastinating, canoeing, languages, hiking, grammar and spelling, Rping, recycling, sarcasm, tubing, Autumn, night time, rain, cats, tea, creeping people out, lounging around, doing nothing with my life to help or benefit the human race, complaining and much more!

Dislikes: horror films, loud neighbors, Slash and Yaoi (this includes Femmslash), coffee, people who never stop talking, real criminals, painfully OOC characters, poaching and pollution, rabid I'll-seriously-stab-you-with-a-spork fangirls, sour candies, flies, makeup, greasy foods, taffy, too much sugar, the president AND politics, curry, TWILIGHT, large amounts of homework, forced social interraction, sunburns, 'battery low', and a lot of other stuff

Fandoms (AKA the majority of the stuff you'll see on here):

Fusion Fall

Lord of the Rings

Coraline

Invader Zim

Star Wars

Dexter's Lab

Pirates of the Caribbean (Flying Dutchman crew)

Red vs. Blue (Bloodgulch Chronicles)

MASH

Harry Potter

Pairings:

Mandark/DeeDee - Dexter's Lab

(Older) Wybie/Coraline. HA! HA HA hahahahaha!! And there's NOTHING you can do about it!

Orson/Hannah Refer to above 'when they're older and you can't stop me' explanation.

Carl/Ellie - UP

Red/Kitty - That 70's Show

Ron/Hermione. Wow, this was my very first 'ship! Seems like so long ago.

Onesided Computress/Utonium - Fusion Fall

Quotes (a few of many):

"Chew chew chew!! Chew chew chew chew CHEW chew chew!!" -Mandark/Susan

"It's mah peeps!!' -Ms. L., coolest teacher ever

"Be gone with you! I have had enough of your nonsense, from your smelly mouth, filled with... corn!"
"...but I haven't been eating corn..."
"...LIAR!!"
-Zim and Dib

"It was AAAAmazing!" -Astro

"NINJA!" -Astro

"Broken glasses are uncool..."
"Broken hearts are uncooler."
-Dexter and Mordecai

"S-sorry :panting: sorry I'm later, Ms. Bitters.. :pant: horrible.. nightmare visions-!"
"It's called life, Dib. Now sit down!"
-Invader Zim

"Dada!!" -Charlie, the tiny mutant, to Dexter

"We don't take hints. :cocks gun: " -Hellboy

"Houston, we have a problem."
A pause.
"..Okay."
Another pause.
"Whatdoya want me to do 'bout it?"
"You got yourself up there, you can get yourself down."
-hoops&yoyo

":after checking everyone's tune: Yes... great.. Great. mmhmm.. fantastic... ...yaaa... ...doesn't it just sound awful?!" -Mr. H., the band teacher

"Ooooh. What does this button do?"
He didn't even look up. "It blows up the world."
"Oh. So.. what does this one do?"
"It blows up the world twice."
~~Lightning Bird (Go read her stories. Now.)

"Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst." -Potter Puppet Pals

"And that is a fact. And that cannot be changed." -Ms. L., again.

"What time is it?"
"It is ten 'till... :checks watch: never. You are never getting out of my class!"
-Random Student #14.3 and Ms. S., the science teacher

"I'm jumpin' on the freakin' mailbox!!" -Astro

"HEY YOU BIRDS, MY BROTHER'S TRYIN' TO SLEEP!! :SHOTGUN SOUNDS:" -DeeDee

"My Haunted Gummy Bear collection!"
"Tell me what you did, or I'll eat them, Dib. I'll eat them all."
:little squeaky, ghostly voices: 'Noooo!'
-Dib, Gaz and miniature trapped souls

"I'll chop your brains in half!" -my friend Hannah, being very intimidating

"I am the walrus! Kookookachoo!" -The Beatles

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." -Thomas Edison

"Pinky says 'Shush'!" -Ms. L., and her little pink stuffed frog

"HUMAN SACRIFICE, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!!" -Ghostbusters

"Don't touch anything! Or I'll.. melt your face off or something." -Zim

":waving hand up and down: Force feild force feild force feild..." - Douglas Mordecai


Mind doing me a favor? You see, I don't use FF.net all that much, and I really don't post over here. However, if you'll kindly hop over to my DeviantART account ( http://tall-hobbit.deviantart.com/ ), you'll see the stuff I edit constantly, and really try keeping up with. You don't have to, or anything; it's not like I'll track you down and beg you on hand and knee with a ray gun behind my back. It would just make me feel better, as a person, to know you saw my stuff over there as well. Again, no pressure, no pressure. I just kind of know where you live now. The internet is an amazing thing, no?
~RH, or
Bleak Ink

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1. Passing Notes reviews
Ahh, another day of boredom comes and goes in the class of Mr. Rivers. Could Douglas Mordecai find a way to make it a bit more entertaining? No Pairings.
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-09 - Dexter
2. Appearance reviews
When you look in the mirror, do you know who you see?
Fusion Fall - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete
3. Piano Man reviews
Douglas is enjoying listening his Ipod while visiting an old friend; some would say a bit too much. Note: placed in Fusion Fall catagory due to mentioning Dexlabs and Dexter living on his own, even at his age. But this could easily go under Dexter's Lab
Fusion Fall - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09
4. What Holds Us Together » reviews
Drabbles set in the Fusion Fall universe, mainly Dexter centered, though other characters come and go as well. Covers a very vast range of time periods and random snippets into their lives.
Fusion Fall - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 4-30-09
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