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| The Sage of Toads |
Author has written 14 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Teen Titans, My Little Pony, Familiar of Zero, Gundam UC, Evangelion, Super Robot Wars, and Love Hina. New Profile Update! Hello, it's the Sage of Toads again and I'm updating my profile to show you that while I love to write, real life likes to kick my butt. Some stories haven't appeared yet, some are woefully behind the schedule I put forth for them, and some entirely NEW stories have suddenly cropped up on my page, what's up with that!? Still, expect more stories from me as they come down the line, old, new, and redone! The previews below are not only for upcoming stories, but for upcoming storylines in currently running stories! Reload of ARSENAL [TvTropes Page]: The fanfic that began my descent into madness and paved the way for the likes of Interview and Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon is back and opening fire! I've read your reviews, regarded your complaints, and ignored the vast majority of them. But those who I listened to will not be disappointed! Next Chapter: "Contingency Scenario" The Key to A Successful Interview Is A Good First Impression! [TvTropes Page]: The Billion Yen Grand Prix has begun and the Tendo Dojo is in the crosshairs. However, the first great battle has far much more on the line than some yen! Next Chapter: "Good Ol' End Of Days" Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon [TvTropes Page]: MAJOR UPDATE! The Dark Justice mini-arc has been PUSHED BACK to later chapters due to issues. It will be back later on in the Nephrite Arc, and it will be better than what it was. In the meantime, I will finally sink in a plot hook I've been meaning to get around to with the next chapter: "City of the Dolls" Mobile Suit Gundam: Gran Tomino [TvTropes Page]: The craziest thing I've ever written is only going to get crazier as my medication runs out! Blue Destiny, 08th MS Team, and all manner of Mobile Suit Variations are lining up to get mocked! It's time for the White Base to kick Zeon and eat French Fries, and it's all out of salt. Next Chapter: "Adzam Chek" Everything and Nothing: A thief has been captured, but there is something rotten in the state of Tristain. Next chapter: "Ryan Ingram Overdrive" And then Suddenly, Ninjas!: With the Konoha Invasion Arc over and done, we enter Occupy Sunagakure and the Search for Tsunade Arc. Next Chapter: "Occupy" MASH: A Pony Fic, but not? A slice of life story involving the Mane Six and their world... humanized! The fallout of Princess Luna's return slowly settles over Sunnyville, but what's going on in the Everfree Forest? Next Chapter: "Pinkie Pie: Unrepentant Party Rocker" COMING SOON! Harry Is Pissed Off With Everyone's Rubbish in the Chamber of Secrets: The First HI POWER Book ends this summer! HI POWER Book 2 promises more guns. more glory, and much, much, MUCH more Luna Lovegood! Fans Rejoice! N Gundam: I've made enough mecha references in my other fanfics to ensure that people know that I'm a mecha fanboy. But when am I going to make a Gundam fic (that does not suck)? Your answer lies here. Welcome to UC Gundam as envisioned by a disparate group who got into this story knowing NOTHING about it. Nerf Ball Z: A Dragon Ball Z fic that asks the important question: What if there was no power creep, no scouters, and no over 9000? This is Dragon Ball Z with a baseball bat taken to it, Interview Style. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Blood Feud Fallacy: What's this, a Power Rangers fanfic? Just how brutally can I mutilate my readers' childhoods? The answer? A WHOLE FLIPPIN' LOT. Bleach: Praise the Soul: A darker story for darker times. Prepare to gaze into the looking glass and behold a world without hope and the heroes that might bring it back. Lost Dogs: She thought that if she made it to the well, that if she could return to the Present, that everything would be fine. She was wrong... she was so wrong. ...And even more than that! I'm on fire at this keyboard, and as long as you all want it, I'm gonna keep writing it! Special Thanks to all my bros in the Junk Guild, Andrew Joshua Talon, Marik Kurakashi (aka Anonguy) FourthWall, VelsperTheCat, Chris Bhepin, all my bronies, and all the guys at SpaceBattles, TvTropes, and FukuFics (even if I hate the genre). Yeah, and TFF too, I love you guys. PROUD MEMBER OF THE FANFICTION RENAISSANCE: FFN Rule Breakers beware, there's a new sheriff in town! P.S.: To those of you who think that the best recourse to alleged "bullying" is to post death threats via reviews, you should really look up the definition of the word "bully" and reflect upon the irony. | |||||||
1. The Merry Killers » reviewsThe Hinata-sou is a dangerous place to be, even if you're Keitaro Urashima. But when it's the base for Japan's greatest assassins, danger comes in more forms than accidents...Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-18-13 - Keitaro U. & Naru N.2. Mobile Suit Gundam: Gran Tomino » reviewsThe Sage of Toads decided to write a UC Gundam fic. God help us all.Gundam UC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 106,411 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-14-13 - Published: 4-24-12 - Amuro R. & Sayla M.3. Reload of ARSENAL » reviewsARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 3-2-13 - Published: 9-4-12 - Shinji I.4. Super Robot Wars: Oh Geez » reviewsA playthrough of Super Robot Wars OG 2 written by a guy who hates Super Robot Wars OGs. Well, it's more that he hates the story and how it's been poorly handled, you know? Anyway, come in for the Super Robot Combat, stay for the obscenity, cruelty, hilarity, and extremely poor taste. Rated M for Sex, Violence, and Lamia Loveless. Stay Shiny!Super Robot Wars - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,046 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-25-13 - Published: 12-14-125. The Key to a Successful Interview » reviewsThis is Ranma 1/2 shaken, stirred, and smashed with a baseball bat. Written with emphasis on accuracy, which was then completely disregarded for the sake of comedy, if you're reading this with fanonical misconceptions, prepare to be disappointed.Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,647 - Reviews: 588 - Updated: 12-18-12 - Published: 5-7-10 - Ranma & Akane6. Everything and Nothing » reviewsA story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,989 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 9-5-12 - Published: 11-17-11 - Louise7. Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon » reviewsA heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,881 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 9-30-10 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon8. Tendologic reviewsThird Place Winner of Week Three of TFF's Iron Fic and wildly requested to be made into a full story! Ranma's and Genma's first encounter with the Tendo Sisters comes with an unexpected and intensely awesome surprise... for Ranma at least.Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 6-29-12 - Complete9. Proportionate Retribution reviewsHailed as the worst fanfic I've ever written and winner of week two of The Fanfiction Forum's fourth Iron Fic competition. Ranma's final attempt at disarming Akane of the Battle Dougi ends in a decidedly painful way for him. Rated T for Level 3 Old-School Beatdown.Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-20-12 - Akane & Ranma - Complete10. My Average Sized Human » reviewsInspired by the Art of Megasweet and others, it's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but with a much more human element so to speak. Definitely not for kids, but definitely for the bronies.My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,573 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-29-12 - Published: 10-17-11 - Twilight Sparkle11. And then suddenly, Ninjas! » reviewsOn the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 2-27-12 - Published: 2-26-11 - Naruto U.12. Titans, NO! reviewsA slice of life series circling around a group of friends all living under one roof. These friends also happen to be superheros, who have adventures. Hijinks will ensue. Rated M for foul, foul language and ribaldry, and some violence. Read and reply!Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-1113. It smelled like an Ed, at least reviewsAn Ed, Edd and Eddy one-shot alternate ending of one of the most FRUSTRATING episodes of the series.Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-13-11 - Complete14. HI POWER » reviewsFrom the man that introduced ARSENAL to a world of Awesome Shinjis, comes a story that promises to satire mercilessly the maligned Harry Sue. Join Harry as he embarks on a crusade of violence and debauchery that will justify its M rating soon enough!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,628 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 7-1-10 - Harry P.
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