Hi, my name is Bronte Spurge. The picture you can see to the left is a picture of a beautiful lake I visited when I went to Prague, which is in the Czech Republic.

Age: 17

Favourite Films: Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy, The Lion King, Casper, Horton Hears A Who, Treasure Planet, Pocahontas & Brother Bear.

Favourite T.V. Programs: Friends, The Vicar Of Dibley & You've Been Framed.

Favourite Books: Jack Sparrow Series, Legends Of The Brethren Court Series, Chronicles Of Ancient Darkness, The Princess And The Captain, The White Giraffe Series, Ingo Quartet, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Lionboy Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle, Girl Missing, Blood Ties, Fire Bringer, The Sight, Fell, Wicked: The Life And Times Of The Wicked Witch Of The West & Heartland Series.

Favourite Theatre Shows: The Lion King & Wicked.

Just a little bit of info about my writing. I am a quick updater, so when reading in my stories, expect quick updates. My main focus is around Pirates Of The Caribbean, but I do write other fanfiction as well, including The Lion King, Kingdom Hearts, and Casper. I am a mega fan of the Jack Sparrow books, and firmly believe that Jack and Arabella will be together forever. And just a little note to say that I find it really annoying when people read my stories and then they don't review. So when you read them, could you review them? Even if the review is critisism, I wouldn't mind. But please don't flame!

And also, if any of you need help with their fics, I'm always happy to help! I'm helping quite a few people at the moment, so it wouldn't bother me! All you have to do is send me a little PM!

Pairings I Like

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Sparrabella: Probably my favourite pairing of all time! These two are made for each other. If you haven't read the Jack Sparrow books, go read them, and you'll find yourself agreeing. I just hope that she's in the fourth movie.

Willabeth: This is the pairing that made POTC what it is. I immediately loved this pairing ever since I saw the first movie, infact, ever since I saw that scene at the beginning, when Will is delivering the sword to Governor Swann. There was clearly a lot of chemestry there! And I firmly believe that Will and Elizabeth will be together forever with their son.

Sparramaria: Not as much as Sparrabella, but I still like it. Anamaria can tame Jack, and that's the type of woman Jack needs. It was a shame that she wasn't in DMC and AWE.

Jack/OC: Jack needs a woman. If it's not Arabella, and it's not Anamaria, it's an OC character. But I only read this if it keeps Jack in character. Some that I've read have Jack OOC, and the OC a completely despisable Mary-Sue. But there have been good examples of this pairing, too. For examples, see below in my Favourites.

Dieolina: Diego/Carolina. I just felt like creating a name for it. These two are characters in the Legends Of The Brethren Court books, and from the moment they appeared, I became a supporter of the pairing. Like Sparrabella and Willabeth, these two are made for each other. And to prove it, Diego says that he would do anything to ensure Carolina's saftey.

Jeakshmi: Jean/Lakshmi. Another name I made up. Yep, Jean finally has a love interest! And it's about time, too! I was getting annoyed with him for hitting on Arabella all the time. But anyway, with all this good news, there's bad news too. Lakshmi has only appeared in book three of the Legends series, but it's been said that she will return for the final battle in the fifth book. And after that, Jean was going to spend the rest of his life with her. So it's not all bad news.

The Lion King

Simba/Nala: I've supported this pairing since I was two. OK, I didn't know what it was then, but I've always thought that these two belong together. The Lion King wouldn't be the same without it.

Kovu/Kiara: This pairing is like Romeo and Julliet, which is probably one of the greatest love stories ever written. This pairing is also similar to Willabeth, in my opinion, which is another reason why I like it.

Kopa/Vitani: OK, Kopa isn't a real character, but still. Videos and fanart on YouTube show it happening, and I completely agree with the artists. If Disney had kept Kopa, he and Vitani would have definitely had a relationship.

Casper

Casper/Kat: This is just pure cuteness! Anyone can tell that there's something there, from their kiss in the movie, and Casper wishing that he was alive so he could be with her. And there's also Casper giving up his chance of being alive so Kat can have a father. So they clearly love each other. But Casper is a ghost, so they can never really be together.

Kat/OC: Like I said above, Casper is a ghost, and can never really be with Kat, so Kat has to find someone. But I don't think it would be Vic, since he had a part in trying to crash the Halloween party.

Pocahontas

John Smith/Pocahontas: If anyone has seen this film, you'll understand why this is a favourite. These two were made for each other. And John clearly said that he'd rather die than live a hundred years without ever knowing Pocahontas. Is that romantic, or what?

Thomas/Nakoma: OK, they didn't really meet, but I think it could have worked.

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Kairi: They both care for one another, and that's all a relationship really needs. And it was Sora who became a Heartless in order to save Kairi.

Roxas/Namine: They ARE Sora/Kairi! Roxas is Sora's Nobody, and Namine is Kairi's Nobody.

Riku/OC: This is one thing the makers of Kingdom Hearts forgot. A love interest for Riku. I just hope they include one in Kingdom Hearts 3.

Horton Hears A Who

JoJo/OC: Yes, I know there are loads of these, but our dark-haired hero needs a love interest!

Ned/Sally: They're married. So they must love each other.

Shrek

Shrek/Fiona: They're the main focus of the entire Shrek trilogy!

Artie/OC: Every king needs a queen, and Artie's no exception.

Wicked

Elphaba/Fiyero: I've loved this pairing ever since I first saw the musical. The pairing is in the book too, so that's now another reason why I like it. And in some ways, the pairing is kinda like Sparrabella.

Boq/Nessarose: OK, I know Boq loved Glinda, but I still say that they go well together.

Others

Jim/OC: Treasure Planet. Jim needs a girl, and if they ever make a Treasure Planet 2, I think they should include one.

Andy/OC: Toy Story. Andy will grow up one day, and when he does, he's gonna need a girlfriend.

Roddy/Rita: Flushed Away. The film ended with them as partners, but I still think that they could become something more.

Manny/Ellie: Ice Age. They fell in love. They got married. They had a baby. If this isn't love, I don't know what is.

Spirit/Rain: Spirit. They didn't actually speak in the film, but the love was clearly there.

Jack/Sally: The Nightmare Before Christmas. Do I need to explain this?

Charlie/OC: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. In my opinion, the boy is too nice not to have one.

Susan/Caspian: The Chronicles Of Narnia. If you saw that kiss at the end, you'll understand why.

Pairings I Made Up

Tylora: Water Of Life. I made this to be a mixture of both Sparrabella and Willabeth. Despite Tyler being the Governor's son, and Melora being a witch, they're still in love, and they will end up together.

Boqasophia: Water Of Life. I made this to be similar to Dieolina. They both love each other, but are too afraid to admit it. Boq, being a kitchen boy, doesn't think he's good enough for Annasophia, who is the Governor's daughter. Yet, they both love each other.

Willaura: Get Ready, Get Set, Don't Go. They started off as best friends, and in my opinion, if two people were best friends first, it always creates a true love afterwards. Chandler and Monica from Friends are a good example of this.

Jossarose: I know that JoJo is a Who, and Nessarose is a human, but I think it's still a cute pairing! For more, look above at JoJo/OC.

Timstance: Romeo, Save Me. Just a little pairing I made up for fun.

Jasat: This is for my Casper story, which has currently been removed. Look above at the Kat/OC description.

Pairings Other People Made Up

Jack/Marie: FantasyBard's PotC series. One of the Jack/OC's that I like. Marie is like a female Jack Sparrow, and this is the type of woman Jack needs for a romance.

James/Emma: FantasyBard's PotC series. I'm not much of a Norrington fan, but he deserves a girl, and he and Emma work perfectly.

Jack/Izzy: LittleVampirateXX's POTC series. Another Jack/OC that I like. In a way, it's sort of like Willabeth, but with a hint of Jack Sparrow added to it.

Alex/Helena: insane lil piratess's My Name Is Jack. OK, they haven't been in the story very long, but I'm still a supporter of it. It's clear that they like each other, especially in Alex's case.

Jean/Adelaide: insane lil piratess's My Father, The Pirate. Like I said above, Jean needs a love interest, and if it's not with Lakshmi, it's with an OC.

Pairings I Despise

First things first, I don't like slashes. At all. OK, I don't have anything against gays, but I just can't see slashes working, especially in POTC. I just can't see it happening.

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Billabella: Yep, like many, I'm against that Ping-Pong pairing. Seriously, what posesed Rob Kidd to create this? It's gastely! And it'll never work out anyway, because Bill is married to Will's mother. And no, Arabella isn't Will's mummy, and I'll prove it. One: They never had any real chemestry! Two: In the secret files of the EITC, it says that they want Arabella dead. In the movies, Will says that his mother is already dead. Three: The Jack Sparrow books were set about ten years before the opening scene in COTBP. Last time I checked, Will was twelve in this scene. Four: The Legend Of The Brethren Court books say that Billy is married. But they don't say who he's married to. Five: If you've read 'The Tale Of Billy Turner and Other Stories', you would have read the last sentance. 'Or warn of a terrible storm coming'. That's got to mean bad news for Billy and Arabella, hasn't it? Six: In the Legends books, it says that Billy's wife and son live in North Carolina. In the films, Will said that he grew up in England. So there you have it, six simple reasons why Billabella doesn't work.

Fitzabella: Truthfully, I don't think I can picture Arabella as The Lady Dalton. She's far from a lady, even though Fitzy thinks she's one. Arabella would prefer a lover with more sense of adventure, like Jack. But Fitz did have feelings for her, but I just think he was being a Gentleman.

Sparrabeth: GROSS! I hate this pairing, almost as much as I hate Billabella! Jack and Elizabeth had no real chemestry. They were just annoying each other in those scenes. And well, I just think that all they could ever be is just friends, or maybe even have a brother/sister relationship. And truth be told, the age gap is too great. Jack was 17/18 when Norrington was 8, and even he was a lot older than Elizabeth.

Spurner: Jack/Will slash. Known as many other names as well. Like I said above, I can't see this happening. I can only see Jack and Will as friends, and if Jack would consider having a best friend, he'd probably consider Will for it. He'd probably consider Gibbs too, but that's not the point.

Sparrington: They hated each other, so why would this ever happen? It's just weird.

Barbossabeth: Barbossa is old enough to be her GRANDFATHER, for crying out loud!

Norribeth: If you've seen that deleted scene in the first movie, you'll understand why I don't support this. There's just too much tension. And I really wouldn't want to marry someone who was an adult while I was still a child. The age gap between them is too great.

Will/OC: I tried reading one of these once, and well...(runs away and throws up down the toilet)...that was my reaction. I think Will should be with Elizabeth, and no one else.

Jaconstance: Jack never liked her! Seriously, why would he date a cat! And even when Constance is in her human form, she's too much of a spoilt brat.

Dienstance: Constance doesn't really love him. She's just flirting with him. And Diego loves Carolina.

The Lion King

Simba/OC: He has a queen, and her name is Nala. No one else involved.

Nala/OC: Same as ablove.

Kovu/OC: There were other outsiders, but his heart only fell for Kiara.

Kiara/OC: OK, Simba must have had some idea as to who she was gonna marry (a betrothed), but still, she loves Kovu.

Casper

Kat/Any member of the Ghostly Trio: Kat never liked them! If anything, she would just end up being friends with them, NOTHING MORE! And the Ghostly Trio are also GHOSTS! (Clue in the name!). So it's the same situation with Casper/Kat.

Pocahontas

Pocahontas/John Rolph: Like most people, I HATED THE SECOND FILM! After telling John Smith that she'll always be with him, she runs off with someone else. How OOC is that? I think the whole Pocahontas universe would have been better without a sequel.

Pocahontas/Kocoum: Pocahontas didn't like him. Like she said in the movie, he's so serious.

Governor Ratcliffe/OC: Who in there right mind would love him?

Kingdom Hearts

Riku/Kairi: There were some moments of this pairing in the first game, but Kairi loves Sora. All she and Riku could ever have is a brother/sister relationship.

Sora/Riku: They're best friends, NOTHING MORE!

Riku/Namine: This mainly refers to Kingdom Hearts-Chain Of Memories. This wasn't the real Riku. It was just a puppet.

Sora/OC: Would never work.

Roxas/OC: Look above.

Kairi/OC: Look above.

Horton Hears A Who

Ned/OC: A little wake-up call here, NED IS MARRIED! Unless the story takes place before he was married, IT'LL NEVER WORK!

Shrek

Shrek/OC: Shrek is in love with Fiona. That's the whole point of the Shrek trilogy!

Fiona/Prince Charmin: It's pretty clear in the second movie that Fiona HATES him.

Wicked

Fiyero/Glinda: They were just two kids flirting and messing about. And the book does include the pairing, but very breifly, which makes it even more unlikely!

Boq/Glinda: Glinda never loved him. And Boq just had some sort of Boyish, eye-blinding crush on her. It never could have worked.

Others

Jim/Silver: Treasure Planet. All they have is a father/son relationship. That's the whole point of the film. So whoever supports this pairing, you're not really a true fan of Treasure Planet, otherwise you would have picked up on this. I'm not being mean, or anything, but it's true.

Woddy/Jessie: Toy Story. Woody loves Bo Peep, and Buzz loves Jessie. Enough said.

Diego/OC: Ice Age. I just think there's too many of these. Diego is better off alone. I know that sounds harsh, but that's just what I think.

Spirit/OC: Spirit. I understand that he's the only stallion in the heard, but I still don't like it.

Jack/OC: The Nightmare Before Christmas. There's too many of these, in my opinion. He could only ever love Sally.

Wonka/OC: Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. Again, there's too many of these. And I can't really see Wonka with a love interest.

Pairings I Made Up

Tyviegh: Water Of Life. This is kinda like Fiyero/Glinda. They're just flirting. Tyler loves Melora, and when Daviegh discovers this, she backs down and let's Melora have him.

Ricmber: This is the other pairing for my deleted Casper story. It's just something I made up for fun, really, as it's normal in schools for the two most popular kids to go out. But because I hate it, it's gonna go horribly wrong.

Pairings Other People Made Up

Jack/Adria: insane lil piratess's My Name Is Jack. Even though this pairing has been made for fun, I still hate it. Adria is a Mary-Sue that must be killed!

Bloopers (I love it when people mess up!)

POTC1

Johnny: Commodore Norrington, my...my...(everyone laughs.)

Johnny: Do you have the courage and fortitude to stay...I love you, mate. (Second attempt) Do you have the courage to for...(Third attempt) Do you have the courage and fortitude to stay brave and see...oh, God, I hate this bloody line! Where are the writers? I'm gonna kill them!

Johnny: Whoop...man down!

(While the two guards hoist Keria up, Johnny hands them his wig.) Johnny: OI! Take this with ye! Take this as well! (The crew laugh hysterically.)

Johnny: (Looking up into the sky) Is that a plane?

POTC2

Keria: If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already. (Johnathan tries to break off the metal pole, but ends up half-falling. Everyone laughs.) Johnathan: Say that last line again.

Johnny: So all that's left is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine, or whatever it's called, what's the bloody thing called?

Orlando: You knew this? Johnny: I did not...(ends up laughing.) (Take two) Orlando: You knew this? Johnny: I did not...(ends up laughing again.)

(Johnny walks along, turns to where the doors open, tries to put hat on, but...) Johnny: There's no one there?

Naomie: If you gonna brave the weird, and haunted shores, at world's end, then...(tries to move) I'm stuck, I'm sorry!

Johnny: Why fight when you can negotiate, all one needs is...(tries to move jar, but finds that one of his dreadlocks is caught in it. Orlando laughs) Johnny: Help?

(Tom forgets his lines, so just points at Orlando.) Tom: Kill him!

Johnny attempts to run from cannibals, but realizes they're catching up, so pauses and puts his hands over his head.

POTC3

Johnny jumps down from platform, but lands on his backside.

How many times did Johnny and Tom mess up in the negotiation scene?

And how many times did they drop those items?

Orlando: Hard to port! Gather way! Keep that trim! Geoffrey: NAY! Belay that!...Do something else!

Johnny: (Takes swig of drink) Square me debt with Jones, (takes another swig, then speaks in a husky voice) guaranty my freedom...cough...what's in that?

(Geoffrey, Keria and Johnny walk towards the others. Geoffrey's hat flys off. Everyone laughs while Johnny knocks off his own hat.) Someone in the background: We have a hat problem.

Johnny: Let us not, dear friends, forget out...lines. Let us not forget our lines! Shall we?

(Geoffrey opens spyglass, but it breaks and ends up poking him in the eye. Johnny sees this so walks over.) Johnny: Bugger! That's powerful!

Brother Bear

(Keni and Koda lie down, and Keni farts, blowing Koda across the ground.) Koda: That was not me!

(Denihe runs to jump the cliff, but ends up missing it and falling. He tries it again, and makes it, but the force hits his private area really hard, so he ends up falling.) Koda: This was not one of his better days!

(Koda moves closer to Keni, but farts.) Koda: That one WAS me! (Keni moves away.) Someone in the background: Keep rolling, let's print that!

The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe

Man pretending to be wolf: You think you're a king, but you're gonna die like a frog!

Skander: Lucy? (Goes in wardrobe, but the door slams behind him.) Skander: Hey! Hey, I'm locked in!

Minotore: (leaning over map) I thought we could build the jacoosy over here.

Skander: Shut up! You think you're dad, but...(runs away laughing.)

All the children: Check the gate! Watch yourself! Check the gate! Show me what you've got! Everybody now!

How many blowing instruments sounded ridiculous?

Tilda: (Slipping from her seat) I'm...slipping on the sleigh!

(Jim throws ball, and it hits Skander in the face.) Skander: Ow! Ow!

Prince Caspian

Georgie: No! (tries to get up, but trips.)

Andrew: Just take a deep breath. (Georgie does an over-exaggirated deep breath.) Anna: Not THAT big!

Ben: Wait! I'll go! (runs through ferns and ends up tripping over.)

William and Anna burst into the bedroom, William breaking the doornob off. He looks hesitantly at it. Everyone laughs.

William: (sitting on horse) I'm Prince Caspian! Ben: (who is off camera) No you're not, get off!

William: (running down stairs) We need to retreat! Now! (Ends up falling the rest of the way down.)

Anna reaches behind to take out an arrow, but ends up taking out the ones that are all stuck together.

If you think that Jack Sparrow and Arabella Smith-Disney's Pirates Of The Caribbean: Jack Sparrow-are made for each other, and that Arabella should NEVER, under any circumstances, be with Bill Turner, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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P.S: Copy this onto your profile if you support Sparrabella as much as moi! And add your name to my list too... I like lists!: .insane.lil.piratess., Blackgrrl92, nineteennintytwo

(Put this on your profile if you agree and put your name on my list) Billabella, never, Sparabella, forever! Sparrabella4ever, nineteennintytwo

If you hardly got any of these above "copy and paste this onto your profile" thingys, then shoot yourself in the foot, and go read the Jack Sparrow books.

If you think Diego and Carolina-Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: Legends of the Brethren Court- are made for each other, and that Diego should NEVER, under ANY circumstances, be with Marcella (A.K.A Constance), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that horror films are just sick and wrong, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Dr Seuss is a clever man for being able to think up all those rhymes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that The Lion King is the best Disney animated film EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever called (or almost called) your school teacher 'mum' or 'dad', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Maths is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If in a quiet room, you're the one who always asks 'Why's it gone all quiet?', copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you noticed that it was a miracle that someone didn't come and attack Will and Elizabeth whilst they were kissing during the battle in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you weren't satisfied with the ending of AWE; and you feel that Jones shouldn't have killed Will, and Bootstrap should have stabbed the heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't understand why people actualy watch Big Brother, copy and paste this into you profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you HATE child abuse like me copy and paste this to your profile.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.