OK, I'm Yasmine but people call me Jessy.

I like spending time with my friends and i looooooooooooove reading FF.

My favorite colors are Blue and Black, and my favorite thing to read about is 'Harry Potter' (Rupert, Tom and Danniel rock) and I'm addicted to it'. Well I'm not really interested in writing, more interested in reading FF and reviewing soooooooo i really advise you to check out my favs. I especially LOVE next generation ones.

I'm an obsessed Rose/Scorpius shipper (although i really do LOVE Jordan Wood as an OC).

my favourite chippers in harry potter :

1) Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy/OC (Jordan Wood is the only OC that i'll make the acception for ;D)

2) Ron and Hermione (all time favorite of course lol although i could accept a change but ONLY for Hermione)

3) Teddy and Victoire (they're REALLY cute)

4) Remus and Tonks

5) Harry and Ginny

HARRY POTTER COPIE AND PASTES :

If you're in love with Ron Weasley, copy and paste this into your profile!

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27,

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny,Ron/Hermione,Remus/Tonks,shipper and proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days)

If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp charecters are still alive,copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're a Rose/Scorpius shipper.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are an obsessive Tom Felton lover.

RANDOM COPIE AND PASTES :

If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (a lot actually ;D)

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire, sara811, Twihard-fanpire, cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27,

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

-If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Harry Potter quotes from the books :

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow." (Ron's funny lol.)

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."

"If you’re not in Gryffindor, we’ll disown you," said Ron. "But no pressure." - Ron Weasley

"Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs," sighed George, patting the heading of the map. "We owe them so much." - George Weasley

“I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else." - Fred Weasley

"You should write a book, translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them." - Ron Weasley

"Maybe not, but at least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability." - Hermione Granger

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"- Ron and Fred Weasley.

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have... Are you sure?"
"Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"
"Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..."
"I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough." - Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." - Harry Potter and Severus Snape.

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.- Mrs Weasley and The Weasley Twins.

"The world isn't seperated into good people and Death Eaters" ~SB

"Accio Brain!" ~RW (a spell half our class could use...)

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." ~RW

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" ~HG

"Malfoy's got detention! I could sing." ~HG

"Life's tough, get a helmet." ~EM

Top twelve favourite Harry Potter characters : (with no particular order)

1. Ron Weasley

2. Hermione Granger

3. Scorpius Malfoy

4. Teddy Lupin

5. Remus Lupin

6. Fred Weasley

7. James Sirius Potter

8. Rose Weasley

9. Sirius Black

10. Victoire Weasley

11. Tonks

12. James Potter

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, but i bet there's loads out there.

Do you think Four is hot How hot?

YES!! i totally think Teddy would be hot, i mean first of all he's a METAMORPHMAGUS!! HOW COULD HE NOT BE HOT??. Plus he attracted a one-eighth veela, now you tell me if he's hot or not :)

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If James Potter Got Rose pregnant, well that would NEVER happen and i don't even want to imagine it!!

Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Any ff about Sirius, well no actually not his alone they're always about the marauders altogether but i'm sure there are a BILLION about him, i just haven't read any.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Would Hermione and Fred make a good couple, well yea now that i think of it they really could make have made a cute couple. and i have read one about them and it was really cute :) R.I.P Fred Weasley sobs

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Remus/Sirius or Remus/Victoire. could it be neither and lets go with Remus/Tonks :)

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

A summary for a Scorpius/Victoire ff. well i think it could be like this, but warning its going to end as R/S: Scorpius has had a crush on a certain one-eighth veela for a while now, but what happens when that certain one-eighth veela's cousin starts to develop a crush on HIM??

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

A Ron/Rose!! ewwwwwwww...well i sure hope not!!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Well its not impossible because James and Victoire are cousins.sooooooo maybe Comforting my veela cousin, i don't know i'm just babbling.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

James Sirius Potter slash. no, i don't think so.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Tonks!! maybe, i don't know.

Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

A Hermione/Teddy/Remus. don't know actually, maybe...

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

For Victoire. well i think ''TEDDY'' is the most possible answer.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hmmmm...maybe 'Complicated' by Avril Lavigne...to use on Scorp of course.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

A Ron/Fred/James. WARNING: raising from the dead for little brother and son's best friend. definately sucks :)

What might be a good pick-up line for One to use on Two?

A pick up line for Ron to do on Hermione, well i can think of a lot like "how's Vicky" or "relax, Hermione" or maybe "how you doin'?" (i'd LOVE to see Ron try doing a 'Joey' on Hermione). lol

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A fic about Remus. Well i read a lot of chapters on him from this fic called 'Love is', does that count??

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

James Sirius and Rose. well that won't be too bad i think, but come on what about Scorpius??

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight In a secret relationship?

Well in my world Rose and Scorpius are either on the way to figure out their feelings for each other or already together so i don't think it would be a big surprise for James, i think he would have discovered from seeing them songging somewhere. he would probably tell them to get a room and tease them about it later :)

If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Victoire not quiet sure maybe ''girlfriend'' i think. if Teddy had a girlfriend (i amagine him to be quite a player).

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

XxX

Whoever said nothing’s impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are three kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Favorite Quotes:

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it -W. C. Fields

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me- Fred Allen

I intend to live forever. So far, so good - Steven Wright

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.-Mitch Hedberg

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.-Laurence J. Peter

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please -Mark Twain

All men are equal before fish -Herbert Hoover

Never fight an inanimate object.

TRY NOT TO CRY:

Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to church , I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and many others,

And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my head,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the dead

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be a saint, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Effective Ways To Annoy/Scare/Weird The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally. (Brian can do this and actually sound like a real cat... him and bolly started speaking cat back and forth and it was hysterical!)
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

MORE TRUE LOVE:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

BOYS

When a guy says you're pretty, he is talking about your face.

When a guy says you're hot, he is talking about your body.

When a guy says you're beautiful, he is talking about your soul.

A good friend or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries

REMEMBER WHEN ..
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'Mom' (was your hero)
And 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
And race issues were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now