Well... here's the usual "About ME" thingy... sighs what a drag... (remind you of anyone? LOL)

Age: Depends. Sometimes I'm twenty, but most of the time I feel like an over sexed teen... but then again, bring out a kitten and I'm five again:D

Gender: Also depends! Most of the time I'm mostly boy, but I can be creepily feminine when I want to... and when I dont want to...

Location: Not really sure, all I can really tell is that there is most definitely internet connection. And I'm typing in english, and have not yet said anything british... so I'll assume I'm in teh states. But I guesss I could be in Canada?

Fav Anime/Manga/Books: Harry Potter, Deathnote, Naruto (tho I havnt actually read/watched it ina long time) D.Gray-Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Psyren, Vampire Knight (tho only when I'm in the mood)

Fav Characters: Kira/Light, Mello, L, Draco, Snape, Hinata, Gaara, Kyle, Mafia Dude (from Psyren, cant remember his name), Lavi, Tyki, Roy, Envy, Rhode, Hermione, and Shikamaru

Fav Pairings:

HP: Draco/ almost anyone (strait or gay), Hermione/almost anyone (EXCEPT RON THE DKHEAD), Harry/Hermione, Snape/Lily, 2nd Gen Lily/Scorpius, Harry/Pansy

Naruto: Hinata/Anyone (IN HER AGE GROUP, I hate kaka/hina and asuma/hina, its SO GROSS), Gaa/Hina, Shika/Tema, Naru/Ino

DGM: Allen/Tyki, Allen/Rhode, Kanda/Linali, Kanda/Allen, Lavi/Kanda, Lavi/Kand/Allen

FMA: Roy/Ed, Roy/Hawkeye, Al/Winry, Al/random kittens(LOL so true)

So yeah. The story of my life... or at least, the only part I actually appreciate... I refer to Shikamaru as my role model for a reason;) CLOUDS OMG!!

Quotes of Magnificence:

1. I'm fluent in moron. That's why I can talk to you.
2. It's only bad if you know what you're doing.
3. I have ADHLAS. Attention Deficit -- Hey Look a Squirrel!
4. I love deadlines. I love the wooshing sound they make as they pass by.
5. I'm glad to see you've set aside this time to humiliate yourself in puplic.
6. Rascism is a terrible thing. That's why I've decided to hate everyone equally.
7. Contrary to popular belief, I have a life. It's in storage.
8. Keep smiling. It makes people nervous.
9. A friend will eat nothing at your house. A real friend is the reason you have no food.
10. I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of gravity.
11. Hush. I'm busy pretending to know what I'm doing.
12. Just because I'm standing here doesn't mean I'm listening.
13. My imaginary friend thinks you have severe mental issues.
14. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Movie Quotes of UTTER GENIUS:

You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! - Frozone
Tell you what. How about we actually do what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up? -Frozone
I have a bad feeling about this. -Han Solo
Say it with me: Coh-duh. -Coda
How can I look beyond what I see beyond that? -Timon
Oh, Mufasa, you have been up there too long! Your head is in the clouds! -Rafiki
You guys gotta try this thing. -Chip
The baby was exploding! You ever sit for an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?! -Kari
Um...Sitter! Yeah, I would have put initials for 'babysitter' but then I would have gone around wearing a big 'BS' and you can understand why I couldn't go with that. -Syndrome
Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. -Moaning Myrtle
That thing has a name? -Hermione
I should not have said that. -Hagrid
Not the boy, the rat! -Sirius Black
Never try to save my life again. -Harry
Munchies and crunchies in here somewhere. -Gurgie
Don't tell Monkey. -Po

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

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Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! (or if you think it's pretty damn funny...)

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE BEST CRACK-FIC ON THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET!

http://inuyasha-fiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=11697&chapter=1

Thats the first chap, and no, I am not the author. I love her work in humor, it is UTTER GENIUS, but I am not the author. sighs you have no idea how badly I wish i could write this good. It's on a different site, too, but none-the-less... IT COULD KICK YOUR CRACK-FIC'S BUTT ANY DAY!!

So go along and read my fanfics too;) lol