"Bat Man and Spider Man will be best friends until Dolly Partons boobs go flat." -Spider Man (AKA: Chelsea)

(Yelled as jumping out of the window) "I'm going to murder everyone!!" -Batman / ThoseAren'tMuskets /
Damn You, Batman

"Why... so... CURIOUS, George?" _ "My name... Is Hank." -ExtraCrispyPlayDough / Dark Knight Trailer

(Trying to start the make-shift bat-pod) "Batman, can't take care of his own shit!" _ "That's why
Alfreds here-" _ "Ah, damn it! This is why Alfreds a drunk!" -Behind the Scenes of The Dark Knight
Trailer Spoof / EvilIguanaProductions

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!? - This b!tch right here." - Swiftkaratechop

"If your mind plays tricks on you, YOU PLAY TRICKS BACK!" -Pee-wee Herman

"NOO! AHHH! AHH! AHHHH! AH! AHH!" -Harvey Dent / The Dark Knight

"'C' is for cookie, that is good enough for me!" -Cookie Monster

Next time ask yourself... WWJD. "What Would Joker Do?"

57 LINES OF USELESS INSIGHT ON MY LOVELY BRAIN
(One fact is not true. But which one, is a secret.)

ONE You can call me Batman. Because
I probably won't give you my actual name.
TWO I laugh at anything and everything.
THREE I'm unhappy unless everything
around me is neat and tidy. But I'm a
huge slob.

FOUR Earth is nowhere near
complete without mAgical unicorns.
FIVE: It'd be a safe bet to say I have the
same memory span as a dead squirrel.
SIX I can't stand it when things get
quiet. That's when my brain starts to think.
SEVEN My goal in life is to do something
stupid, and be arrested for it.

EIGHT I guess you could say role
play is a big part of my daily life.
NINE Having a stalker would be helpful.
TEN My favorite number is 4.
ELEVEN Sometimes I pretend to be sane.
TWELVE I'm proof that humans can, in fact, live
without functioning brain cells.

THIRTEEN I enjoy going into chat rooms
and pretending everybody I talk to is an old,
perverted, pedophile. Especially when
they're really nice people.
THIRTEEN AND A HALF Sometimes I
enjoy pretending to be a pedophile. You
would be surprised how many people
believe me, and are okay with it.
FOURTEEN The very best thing
ever invented is, by far, Google.
FIFTEEN There is no 15th fact.
SIXTEEN I love dinosaurs who can talk!
SEVENTEEN www.tinyurl.com/lablrc

EIGHTEEN I desperately rely on that
dang song to remember my ABC's.
NINETEEN The very best piece of paper in
the whole wide world is named Jimmy.
TWENTY 9 is a upside down 6.
And 1 is only a line. That pisses me off!
TWENTY-ONE Okay, so I'm a bad person.
Just because karma and my conscious have
teamed up, and are are out to get me,
doesn't mean I'm insane too. Right?
TWENTY-TWO Usually, I'm not,
"All there." I'm not ever there at all.
TWENTY-THREE This typed smiley face, '8D'
looks like a mix between Elmo, and the
Cookie Monster.

TWENTY-FOUR I have -on more than one occasion- attempted
to take-part in conversation with an inadament object.
Needless to say... I failed in an unsatisfactorily manor.
TWENTY-FIVE My e-mail address is titled
lilimrphy@yahoo.com,
and for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
TWENTY-SIX Every time I see Rachael die in the
Dark Knight, I can't help but unleash the uncontrollable
feelings of joy that appear in the pit of my tummy.
TWENTY-SEVEN I am the box.
TWENTY-EIGHT I have indeed planed out
the time, place, and cause of my death.
It's going to be epic.
TWENTY-NINE I have all mighty, awesome,
nonexistent, super powers... That's right.
Stare in awe at my stupidity! (Thunder
crackles loudly in background)