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since: 03-06-09, id: 1858339, Profile Updated: 11-30-09
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Author has written 29 stories for Danny Phantom, Batman, Misc. Anime/Manga, Final Fantasy VII, Fairly Odd Parents, Kim Possible, Star Wars, Misc. Books, and Pokemon.

Age: 25

Sex: I'm male. Yes I am. Stop asking!

Location: Somewhere in the great white north.

Favourite colour: All colours, so in essence... black

Favourite animal: Cats, while I do enjoy the company of dogs. And wolves! I like wolves too!(der...)

Favourite quote of all Time

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V. - V from V for Vendetta

RANDOM THOUGHTS
By: PhantomWolfe

Random thought: If the sky was always purple, instead of blue, would it really matter?

Random thought 2: Why are oranges the only fruit named after their colour?

Random thought 3: 1 out of 5 people hear voices in their heads. So, get 4 of your friends together. If it isn't any of them, it's you.

Random thought 4: It is a misconstrued fact that all Canadians finish their sentences with "Eh?". I couldn't agree more...Eh?

Random thought 5: Did you know that the 5th dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?

Random thought 6: Why is the word fuck, the only word that is referred to as the "f" word?

Random thought 7: Why do I get "shushed" at Chapters? It's a book store, not a Library.

Random thought 8: Red Grapes, Red wine. Green Grapes, no green wine.

Random thought 9: So, people blame videogames for school violence. Kay. So, by the same thought pattern, should the auto industry be held responsible for all the car accidents?

Random thought 10: More people are killed by drinking AND driving, then drinking then driving. I'm not condoning it. Just making a point.

Random thought 11: What's long, hard, and full of Seamen? A submarine... (Haw, Haw!)

Random thought 12: If gay means happy, shouldn't we be happy for gays?

Random thought 13: Who DID let the dogs out?

Random thought 14: A true sense of humor is to have the ability to laugh at yourself.

Random thought 15: Money may not grow on trees, but it does come from trees.

Random thought 16: Remember, women are like Crock-Pots, they heat up slowly, and men are like microwaves, instantly ready to go.

Random thought 17: Did you know that 45 percent of all statistics are made up?

Random thought 18: 4 out of 5 of most surveys are, in fact, wrong.

Random thought 19: Pepsi says it's better than Coke. Rogers says it's better than Bell. But, without Bell and Coke existing first, Rogers and Pepsi
most likely, wouldn't exist either.

Random thought 20: Don't sweat the petty stuff. And, on that thought, don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Random thought 21: Apples, by far, are the ONE fruit with the most variety. And the coolest names.

Random thought 22: The longest word in the english language: lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphio-paraomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryo-noptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.

Random thought 23: What kind of boat never sinks? a FRIEND-ship!

Random thought 24: Have you ever repeated a word so much that is stopped making sense? For example: Repeat 'Limits' 20 times. See?

Random thought 25: Why is there no blue food? There's food with 'blue' in it's name, but there's no blue food. And no, blueberries don't count, because, let's face it, they're really purple.

Random thought 26: Assassins do it from behind.

Random thought 27: Isn't it ironic that no one sleeps at a sleepover? BUT they do sleep when it's over?

Random thought 28: A women always has the last say in an arguement. Anything a guy says afterwards is the beginning of a new arguement.

Random thought 29: Everyone knows someone named Josh.

Random thought 30: Repeat "Most" 6 times. What do you put into a toaster? Wrong!

Random thought 31: What's heavier? 10 pounds of feathers, or 10 pounds of bricks?

Random thought 32: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.


Buddy List

SamaelangelxDevil1Admon: An interesting conversationalist, to say the least. And reviewer. If you like "The Nightmare Before Christmas" check out this persons' stories.

QueenSkellington: A good reviewer, and responds to my IMs very quickly.

ToraOkami101: What can I say? A very random, but good, reviewer. Tho I haven't read her stories, I'm sure they're good.

S'Dot Yam : A really nice kid. Likes my stories and gives good reviews. Constantly asks when my next story coming out. Go read her stories. They're quite intriguing.

Katsumara : A really good reviewer. Guess you could call him my unofficial Editor. Keeps me level headed and inspired to keep writing. A good buddy.

Nutzkie : Thank you for inspiring me to come back. Go read his Kim Possible stories. They are awesome.

Offthecrazymeter: Likes my stories, read my profile and answers my PM very quickly. What's not to like? An excellent writer, who doesn't think that she is. Read her stories, to quote Tony the Tiger "They're Grrrrrreat!". Trust me! Also a buddy of mine.

Phantom x Phan: A bunch of goofballs, if you ask me. You guys are energetic writers and reviewers. Tho I never can tell who I'm talking to most of time, they keep encouraging me, tho unintentionally, to keep writing. To quote Sally Fields "You love me, you really love me!" o//o. And now, we're bestest buddies!


Coming Attractions


Feature Presentations

Hellfire

An original story from my own head. Swords, magic, wolf people, cat people, humans, daemons, elves, ninjas, knights, fluff, lemons, and adventure. It has everything for everyone. Canceled.

Light and Shadow

A look at how Superman and Batman see each other. One-shot.

Indestructible

Cloud must take up his swords again to protect Edge town. Songfic. One-shot.

Numb

Sam has had enough. Songfic. One Shot

Hurting, Comforting, Romance Songs

A bunch of one-shots based on songs. Not songfics. Features multiple pairings of famous cartoon characters.
Planning a surprise ending.

That's Your Horoscope for Today

Danny reads his horoscope. Is he dreaming or what? Based on a song. Not a songfic.

All for You

Timmy and Ron are having relationship problems with Kim and Tootie. Fu-sion - HA!. Songfic.

Just For

Danny remembers how Gregor hurt Sam. Songfic. One-shot.

Sucker

Deleted.

Fairly Odd Phantoms

Timmy moves to Amity Park. Jealousy ensues. Crossover.

What's a Lemon?

Danny is clueless. Can Sam and Kim help? or will Tucker, Steph, and Ron get the last laugh?
Fusion of Kim Possible and Danny Phantom. Takes place after "Fairly Odd Phantoms". One-shot.

Excuse ME?

Ever listened to Star Wars on the radio?

Everything I Do

Sequel to "Numb". Danny comes for a visit and hears Sam's song.
What can he do to show her she's not as alone as she feels?
Why, sing a song of course!

Bananas and Peanut butter

Sequel to SUCKER! HAHAHAHAHA!

You Want to Know WHAT?

Tootie asks Timmy a VERY personal question...
Future-Fic. Part of the "What are they talking about?" series

You got it Everywhere!

Need I explain? Pokeshipping. AaML
Part of the "What are they talking about?" series

Give it to ME!

Not saying nothing. Part of the "What are they talking about?" Series.
DaSL (Danny/Sam Love)

You gotta Keep it UP

Kim and Ron have a talk.
Last story of the "What are they talking about?" series.

Cheesy

The friends have a contest.
KP-DP Fusion story.

For Everything else...

Random one-shot. Timmy/Tootie.

Coffee Stains

Sam really hates getting stains out.
DaSL one-shot.

Would you like fries with That?

Based on a true story. The only thing that's changed?
The names. Well... DUH!

F.I.N.E.
or
Freaked-out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional

Wedding fic drama. DannyxSam, KimxRon, and TuckerXOC

The Frog Prince

Danny Phantom AU. Madame Samantha meets an unusual frog.

Slippery When Wet

Could be suggestive as hell, or a lemon-y fresh Lemon.
Fusion Universe. Kim Possible/Danny Phantom. Sequel to "Cheesy"

Ultimate Fusion

Danny Phantom, Ultimate Spider-Man, Kim Possible, and Ultimate Hulk. Need I say more? Fusion.

26 Priceless Moments
Just random fluff. See Authors Notes inside. Rated T for safety. Danny and Sam.

Good Vibrations

How Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Steph met Kim and Ron. KP/DP Fusion. My LAST story.


Favorite Quotes:

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"When will the fun ever stop?" - Jamie Hynamen, Mythbusters
"Let me tell you kids: Don't do what you're about to see at home, we're 'professionals'. " - Tory Bellucci, Mythbusters
"With enough lubrication, we can do anything."- Kari Byron, Mythbusters
"I'm pumping as fast as I can!" - Grant Imahara, Mythbusters
"Let's egg Tori on until he hurts himself. That's always fun." - Scottie Chaplin, Mythbusters


Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Scoizzle (?)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Richard Sheldon (sounds snooty)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Losscver (?)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Black Coke (LAME)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Csilmke (WHAT?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Louise (Oh HELL no)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Echo (OH Yeah)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Commute (band name yes, rockstar name, no)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Hook (Bad Ass!)


Favorite movie(s): I've seen too many to really narrow it down. If I had to name a few; Star Wars Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Triology, All of the James Bond movies, excluding the Robert Moore era, The X-Men Trilogy, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Spiderman 2, Spiderman 3, Footloose (judge me as you will!), Ironman, The Incredible Hulk, Greenmile, Shawshank Redemption, Anything with Morgan Freeman, Bruce Willis, or Harrison Ford. Oh, and Ghostbusters, and by default Ghostbusters 2. Best. Dualogy. Ever.

Favorite Show(s): Again, to name a few; Friends, Mythbusters, The Real Ghostbusters, Classic Transformers, Beast Wars, Beast Machines, ReBoot, Holmes on Homes, Canada's Worst series, Dirty Jobs, Pimp my Ride, Danny Phantom, American Dad, Family Guy, Kim Possible (again judge me as you wish), Fairly Odd Parents, AFV, Dragon Ball Z... should I go on?

Profession: Full-time freelance Photo-hog. Yes, full-time. No Time for school for me. In my opinion, college is a waste of money. I dare you to dispute that fact. I also majored in English via my English professor Mother. Yes, she was mad at me for not wanting to go to University. I will NOT be CONTROLLED! X0

Favorite food: As I am part Italian, I guess I like Italian food. Plus pizza, ramin noodles, hotdogs, Wendy's, McDonalds... a whole bunch-a places.

Favorite holiday/celebration: All Hallows' Eve. Or Hallow'een. I luv's me da costume parties. Despite my home made costumes being beat-out by store bought costumes EVERY FRIKKEN' YEAR... grr... I need a time out. T_T

Hobbies: I like long walks on the beach... oh wait (cough, cough) that's part of my, uh, old dating profile (insert blush here). I like drawing, reading, writing (duh), exercising, partying (when I can), and hangin' wit' da hommies, aka, that's a poor attempt of a white guy trying to sound gangsta, when really just trying to say "I hang out with my friends"... 0_o

Video games: Ahh.. well to start; Final Fantasy series, Dark Cloud series, Ratchet and Clank series, Halo series, Smash Bros. Series, Legend of Zelda series, Super Mario series, Star Fox series, any marvel super hero game, Street Fighter series (a/n: The live action movie sucked balls. If you have a chance to see it, don't.), Dead or Alive series, including the Beach Volley Ball games, (a/n: Again, the live action "movies" suck major testicular appendages. If you have seen them, like me, I pity you.) and lastly, as this list is rather extensive, Fable, and Fable 2, Fallout 3 :GUNS go boom! annnnd... Ghostbusters: The Video Game; Bustin' makes me feel good. (not like that... sickos.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
You've said "Whatever" to someone who disagreed with you...
You called a friend "Dude", not "Bro"...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe',MyHeroRaven Devilchild93, Nerowolfe

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

If you are Schizophrenic, and okay with it, Copy and paste this to your profiles. (tens points if you get the joke)


You're Totally an Eighties Kid if...

You can finish this: "I don't wanna grow up..."
You've changed channels on a T.V. without a remote
you can say "I remember the time before the Internet"
You've said "You got a computer? Awesome!"
You've typed a school report on a typewriter
You know what a typewriter is
Dot matrix printers were considered ''cutting edge"
You played "He-Man" and "She-Ra" in your backyard. With sticks.
Only "nerds" wore bike helmets
You know where these quotes come from: "Turtle Power!", "Thunder Cats, HO!", "Yo JOE!"
You know that Voltron and Silverhawks are cartoons, not diseases(damn my little brother)
You were considered "cool" if you had a 'rat-tail' or a 'mullet', not a "fashion victim".
You know that MTV had music videos, not reality shows
You get the "Ferris Bueller" references in 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad'
You've used the comeback "Stop talking about yourself!"
The only person you referred to as 'Bro' was, indeed, your brother
"I've got cable..." was a pick-up line
Satellites for T.V. were 8 feet in circumference, and only "rich" people had them
"Hanging out" in front of a store was not considered "Loitering"
when talking about 'The Police", you meant the music group
music groups "got together", and not "massed produced"
a guy had an earring, he was rebellious, not fashionable

You've laughed at all those and thought "I can't believe I did that"
C&P to your 'totally awesome" profile. Dude.

And now for a brain worm: "Who ya gonna call?... Ghostbusters!"

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you support the pairing Danny/Sam, copy and paste this into your profile! DANNY/SAM FOREVER!! :D

If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

Rules to live by:
Writing a successful fan-fic.

By: Nerowolfe

1. Danny Fantom, Kim Possible, or Fairly Odd Parents. Use these Topics.
2. Lemon or Suggestive scenes.
3. Angst
4. Song-Fic
5. Romance
6. Humor
7. Crossover
8. Lime. People like Limes.
9. One-shots

C/P to your profile. Add any more rules if you want.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


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1. 26 Priceless Moments reviews
Just random fluff. See Authors Notes inside. Rated T for safety. Alternate Universe. Danny and Sam. UPDATED. On Hiatus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-09 - Sam M. & Danny F.
2. Good Vibrations » reviews
How Team Phantom met Team Possible. Plus the wedding of Ron and Kim and everything in between. Last story of my KP/DP fusion universe. See 'Time and Descriptions' for more Details. Rated K for romance, LOL moments, and friendship. On Temp. Hiatus.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - Ron S. & Kim P.
3. Ultimate Fusion » reviews
Danny Phantom, Team Possible and Ultimate Spider-Man face off against Ultimate Hulk. Expect more "ultimate" cameos too. Rating upped to M for major violence and language. Part of my KP/DP fusion universe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 10-28-09 - Danny F. - Complete
4. Time and Descriptions reviews
Just a little help for my readers. Explains my whole KP/DP Universe. Rated K for no reason what so ever. I will be adding links of pics,per request, so check regularly.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
5. FINE » reviews
Wedding fic Drama. part of my Kim Possible/Danny Phantom Fusion Universe. Parings:KimxRon, DannyxSam, TuckerxOC. Rated T for safety.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 9-15-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
6. Slippery When Wet » reviews
Sam and Danny have a Interesting conversation. Part of my KP/DP fusion series. Takes place after "what's a lemon?",before "FINE", and around "Cheesy" Read A/N. Rated M for LEMON in the second *edited* and third chapter, and the Fourth has heavy induendo.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 9-24-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
7. The Frog Prince » reviews
A/U. All characters are OOC. Just a fluffy friendship story. Will be a multi-shot. Samantha appears so far. Might bring in others as the story progresses. Rated K. I hate summaries. Just read A/N inside.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 9-23-09 - Sam M. - Complete
8. Would You like Fries with That? reviews
Propsal fic. See A/N inside. Rated K for fluffiness. TaTL.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-09 - Timmy & Tootie
9. Coffee Stains reviews
Sam REALLY hates when she spills her coffee. Rated T to be safe.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-11-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
10. For Everything else reviews
Random, fluffy, oneshot. See A/N in side.
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-09 - Timmy & Tootie - Complete
11. Cheesy reviews
The group has a conest. Who will win? Part of my Kim Possible/Danny Phantom fusion universe. See a/n inside. Rated T for suggestive phrases. KimxRon, DannyXSam, TuckerXO/C.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
12. You gotta Keep it UP reviews
Kim and Ron are doing something... Rated T to be safe. Last part of the "What are they talking about?" series.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-09 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
13. Give it to ME reviews
Danny and Sam have a talk. 'Nuff said. rated T for safety. part of my "what are they talking about?" series.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-27-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
14. You Got it EVERYWHERE reviews
Ash and Misty have a fight. Can't say more without ruining it. Rated T to be safe. AAML 4EVAH!Part of the "What are they talking about?" series
Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-26-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi - Complete
15. You Want to Know WHAT? reviews
Tootie asks Timmy a VERY personal question. Rated T to be safe. See A/N inside.Part of the "What are they talking about?" series
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-25-09 - Tootie & Timmy - Complete
16. Bananas and Peanutbutter reviews
Kim is jealous of Ron's snackage. What's a girl to do? Also, this is rated M for a LEMON. Clean, yes, but still a Lemon.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-09 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete
17. Everything I Do reviews
A romantic song-fic. Danny hears Sam sing. What can he do to cheer her up? Sequel to "Numb". Rated K for fluffines.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
18. Coming Attractions and Feature Presentations
Not a story. Just a list of current, in progress, and upcoming stories. No Rating. Will be Constanly Updated.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete
19. Excuse ME? reviews
Just a silly, random drabble. Ever listen to Star Wars on the radio? Can't say much else without ruining the fun. Rated T for certain thoughts that might occur. People without a sense of humor, turn away.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-09
20. Hellfire » reviews
An original story from my own head.Swords, magic, wolf people, cat people, humans, daemons, elves, ninjas, knights, fluff, lemons, and adventure. It has everything for everyone. Rated M. 500 hits. Woah. I'm shocked. Now on Perm. Hiatus.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,227 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 6-6-09
21. What's a Lemon? reviews
Danny is really clueless. Can Sam and Kim help? Or will Tucker, Ron, and Steph get the last laugh? Read A/N inside. One-shot silliness. rated T for suggestive material. Fusion of Kim Possible and Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-6-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete
22. Fairly Odd Phantoms » reviews
Timmy moves to Amity Park. Humor, romance, jealousy, and everything else. Rated K. Crossover. Pairings, TimmyXSam, TimmyXOC, DannyXOC, maybe DannyXSam. Mutli-Chapter. Phantom Planet never happened.
Crossover - Fairly Odd Parents & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 7-7-09 - Timmy & Sam M. - Complete
23. Just For reviews
Remember Gregor? Well, Danny does, and he isn't happy. Rated M for STRONG language. If you're offended easily, don't read. Song fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Danny F. - Complete
24. All For You reviews
Ron and Timmy find that Kim and Tootie are drawing away fro them. So they form a plan to show the girls how much they care. Songfic. Rated K. TimmtxTootie and KimxRon. NOT A CROSS OVER. It's a Fusion! HA!
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-09 - Timmy & Tootie - Complete
25. That's your Horoscope for today reviews
Song based oneshot. Not a song fic. Danny thinks there's something wrong with the newspaper. Random!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-2-09 - Danny F. & Maddie F. - Complete
26. Hurting, Comforting, Romance Songs » reviews
A bunch of one shot song based fics. NOT songfics. They star characters from other cartoons as well. You won't know until the end of the chapters. Not a crossover. Rated K for fluffiness. Back on track. Completed! W/a bonus chapter!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 6-9-09 - Danny F. - Complete
27. Numb reviews
Songfic. Sam decides to sing about how she feels. Warning: Lots of angst. Rated K.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-09 - Sam M. - Complete
28. Indestructible reviews
They thought they had him outnumbered. They thought he would give up. They were wrong... Rated M for violence.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-09 - Cloud S. - Complete
29. Light And Shadow reviews
No summery. Just read! rated T to be safe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-09 - Bruce W. - Complete
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