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since: 03-06-09, id: 1858571, Profile Updated: 05-25-09
Author has written 5 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, and Junjō Romantica.

Name: Zander

Age: 17

Male

Lives: In the States now. Moved here, oh four years ago. Born in England

A note from the author:

Hey-lo!

Wanted to give you a quick word. I always find myself writing so I thought I should at least put it on here. Woot! Just so you know most (if not all) will be yaoi. And if you found my profile I'm guessing you don't mind Yaoi so much... so good for you! .

Expect some Ouran High Host Club, Junjou Romantica, and Fruits Basket.

But I'll also do other anime's as well. (Black Cat, Vampire Knight, DNAngel, Juvenile Orion, Gravitation, Loveless, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, etc.) It may just take a little while to get to that. But I do plan to have at least a few one-shots of many of those.

So yeah. That's about it.

-Zander

So here is a little plan and something to help keep ya organized. I'm not good with organized but I thought maybe this would help.

-Ouran High School Host Club

'Silence' and 'The Other Side of the Wall' are fics that are going on at the same time. The are the very first in line if you are trying to follow the whole 'story' of what's going on. Of course all of my fics can be read by themselves, but to get the full story start here and work down!

'But This Time' is up and complete. Five chapters of Kyouya/Tamaki that tell what happened after 'Silence'. Also this is the beginning to many one-shots that will take place after. But because I can't always think of chapters, I'll just have the cute things, or the lemons, or the funny things and have them as one-shots. So stay tuned!

-Fruits Basket

"If I wanted" news: From popular demand -insert super happy face here- I will be going on with this fanfic. I quite enjoyed writing it and it seems you guys liked it enough and want me to go on. So I shall! Just know that the rating will end up going up most likely. Or I might leave it and make a one-shot or two-shot of the lemons. Might keep "If I wanted" kinda pure and it would help so I don't make it a million chapters long. Then maybe I'll write a few one-shots of when they are together and things get all hot and heavy...but that's also a 'we'll see'.

But right now I have other projects going on, but this is still a plan! It might just take longer.

-Junjou Romantica

I'm working on some Junjou Romantica fics. I'm excited. First I'm doing a rated T Miyagi/Shinobu fic. Then a rated M Usagi/Misaki one. I'll probably have a few one-shots on all three couples with either T or M ratings.

-HP

Yes, I took "Expect the Unexpected" off. I don't ever work on it. But what I think I'll do, is when I am ready to work and give my all for it, I'll bring it back. It's all saved on my computer anyway. Sorry for the inconvenience.


I blame my little sister, Bexmar, for this... -shifty eyes- I got bored and looked at her profile. -hits head- And now this happened...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Okays...so some of these are true. But some aren't...so yeah. That's stereo-types for you. Stereo-types=LAME

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck they're doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Or have I? ...xD)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, panache2005, danceswithwings119, Midnight Hikari, Bexmar, Zndr.71,

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you ever looked at one of your family member and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile. (At least, I THINK he was a family member...xD)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted one of these things into your profile and then fixed up the spelling/grammar/other errors you found in them, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile

If you believe that Pluto is awesome and should still be planet because now Pluto will have emotional scars then put this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever found yourself wishing a charachter from any anime was real so that you could date/make out with them copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Xeralynn, Zander,

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

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1. Reassurance reviews
Miyagi/Shinobu Just a random one-shot. Takes place in Miyagi's office at M university. Shinobu comes to visit and there is a little bit of jealously, a small argument, some kissing, and some cute Shin and Miyagi stuff. :
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-09 - Complete
2. But This Time » reviews
After an interesting events from the previous night, it leaves the relationship between Kyouya and Tamaki in an interesting twist. Can they remain friends? Grow to be more? Is everything ruined? What about the Host Club?- Kyouya/Tamaki -M for later chaps
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 5-7-09 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete
3. Silence » reviews
Pairing: Kyouya/Tamaki YAOI Info: An end of school vocation, a tired Kyouya, an annoying Tamaki, and having to share a room…not to mention alcohol. What can Kyouya do to make Tamaki shut up so he can sleep?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete
4. The other side of the wall reviews
Pairing: Kaoru/Hikaru Hitachiin . Twincest Yaoi Lemon . Late in the night everyone finally goes to bed. What does Hikaru want to do? Other side of 'Silence' fanfic
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-24-09 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H. - Complete
5. If I wanted reviews
One minute Yuki is thinking about a memory, the next thing you know it is happening all over again. Meeting, fan club, Black Haru, empty class room... A Yuki/Hatsuharu fanfic
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-21-09 - Hatsuharu S. & Yuki S. - Complete
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