Hello there!

First off, you'll want to know that I'm very odd. But I can also be serious! I switch between the two.

Also, I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST JOHNNY DEPP FANS EVER!!

Yeah, most people are. Anyway, hope I'm able to post some fics that you all like!

Copy and pastes!

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is broken and Will and Elizabeth will be together forever with their son, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the smart people who actually know that Captain Jack is wearing Kohl and NOT eye liner, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever sung ",I've got a jar of diiiirt," while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (OH MY GOSH, SWEENEY! I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT TO SWEENEY!)

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

TEN WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SWEENEY TODD

1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies.

2. When someone asks you to explain the BASIC storyline you tell them a BUNCH of details.

3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.

4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.

5. You replace some of the words in the songs either to make it apply to you, or just to be funny. (Like the song I made instead of "Barber and his wife": "Bunny and a boy" or when my friend randomly sang, "We all deserve to FLY!")

6. You've actually tried to give yourself a Sweeney Todd or Mrs. Lovett hairstyle. (I tried mousse for Mrs. Lovett hair and I either looked like I was from the 80's or I was Bellatrix Lestrange. Then for Sweeney Todd, I was washing my hair and I had white conditioner. So I put it in my hair! It SORT OF worked.)

7. Whenever you shave (your face or legs etc.) you either hum or sing Sweeney Todd songs. (Yeah I do. I actually screamed, "BENJAMIN BARKER!" once. Not to worry, though. There was no blood involved!)

8. When you're at school and they're serving ANYTHING that's meat, you've said something like, "OH MY GOSH, THEY KILLED ALEX!!"

9. You're thinking of naming your child Nellie, Todd, Toby, or maybe even SWEENEY! (A lot of mean nicknames could come from having that name!)

10. You've gone up to someone with something like a knife, stick, or ruler and said, "How 'bout a shave?"

Random quote time! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"Hello there, chap!" -me in a really weird British accent-

"And oh look, there's a bunny in the sky!" -my brother referring to a bunny shaped cloud painted in our bathroom-

"You're china!" -it's from scrubs but my brother says it ALL the time-

"GIVE ME THE VITAMINS, WOMAN!!" -me screaming at Shannon-

"Coffee creamer." -Amy making me laugh...a lot-

"I don't wash my legs when I go to the bathroom." -me...don't ask-

"Not I," said the cat." -my sis'- (Not sure what she was talking about)

"ChicoOoOoOoOoOoOoO! Don't be discouraAaAaAaAaAaAaAged!" -me quoting Secret Window...and bothering my friend's mom-

"I ate the Kraken yesterday!" -me-

"My boyfriend is Davy Jones!" -Amy-

"Slash, slash! Stab, stab! This man needs to go to rehab!" -me and Amy singing about Sweeney Todd-

"Oh my gosh, a SQUIRREL, I'm naming him Tim!" -me- (Right as I said that, a guy on a bike rode by. His poor confused mind. Oh, and the squirrel IS named after Tim Burton).

"They're making me crave sprite and mango syrup." -me while reading discussion boards- (It was truly what I craved).

"Today I realized that I honestly find the Mad Hatter adorable." -me- (Yes I DO mean Johnny's Mad Hatter. I somehow still find him attractive!)

"Oh, look at the non rain!" -Shannon, in an english accent, referring to the sunny weather-

"I'm buttering my nose!" -me- (...)

"Pudding!" -Vanessa with sort of pudding facial hair- (She looked like Captain Jack).

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! BREAK IT UP! Mooooove! MOOOOOOVE! I'm the boss HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!" -Shannon- (She was most likely messed up in the head from the candy she was eating at the time. lol)

"It's True Berries!" -Vanessa...in a tricorn hat...being weird-

"Thank you, Duck Woman!" -Amy-

"Even Sweeney Todd isn't cruel enough to kill a SHOE!" -me- (Um...I was watching "Who Framed Rogger Rabbit" and I just kind of yelled that).

"I still have soup in my hair!" -April-

"Before we watch the movie I'm gonna' go get my shoes because they want to watch Sweeney Todd, too." -me- (I must have a deep respect for shoes or something).

"Oh my gosh, he's in pajamas! He so cute! Jackie!!" -Shannon fan-girling over Jack Skellington-

"The best cheese in London!" -Vanessa having fun with making song parodies-

"When you fell asleep during Sweeney Todd I danced during A Little Priest and used the remote as a rolling pin." -me- (April fell asleep because it was quite late and it was our second time watching it. You can't REALLY blame her).

"Idea... don't jump into the crows. Yes, that is my idea." -My cousin John- (I have no idea).

"This is the rising lava level!!" -My cousin Verity-

6 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD SCISSORHANDS

1. You laugh when you see ambrosia salad.

2. You get excited when you hear the sound of scissors snipping.

3. You're actually afraid of having a boyfriend named Jim. (Okay, that doesn't exactly apply to me! But we all know Jim is a jerk.)

4. You've actually tried putting your clothes on using scissors. (It was just my pants!)

5. You pretend to throw up when you hear the word, "lemonade."

6. You've imagined Edward with Sweeney Todd hair. (That means that you've been letting your mind wander! Don't let it get lost!)

This is a dream that my friend Amy had...

She was in a donut shop and she got a huge twist bar and it was really good. Then, it was suddenly Christmas and she opened one of her presents. She got an inflatable smiley-face man! AHHHHHHHHH!! Have you ever watched hoodwinked? Well, she was in the movie at the part where Red is in the air in that cart. Only Johnny Depp as J.M. Barrie was shouting, "USE THE GUN, AMY!! USE THE GUN!!" Then they were both on a cloud and he asked, "Would you like a pickle?" They then fell of the cloud.

This is a dream I had...
I was at my friend Vanessa's house and she took me to a huge sort of pantry thing that opened up near the stairs. It was filled with bottles of rum and she said, "This is where all the rum is!" Then I said, "So that's why all the rum is gone!"

This is a weird dream my friend Shannon had...

Captain Jack and Bootstrap Bill were hiding on a beach near a sort of cliff. They were, quite strangely, on the run from Jabba the hutt. Not to fear though. Will Turner came and saved them! But...he was in a pink plane wearing a pink leotard and classical music was playing. :P

10 WAYS YO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SECRET WINDOW

1. You get scared when you see a shovel or a screwdriver. (After me and my friend watched it, I found a RED SCREWDRIVER in my house! I had never seen it before! creepy...)

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically but then bite into it, careful to make a loud sound!

3. When you see corn you yell, "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie.

5. You have a fan-girl freak out when you see Morton Salt.

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but made it apply to another person you know.

7. You noticed that I forgot the "oh" in the line above. It's "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a BOTTLE of mountain dew instead of a can. It's gotta' be a can!

9. Even though it's a fictional story it changed your opinion on cabins by lakes.

10. You're planning on copying this and pasting it on your profile, the adding a BUNCH of other stuff to the list!

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile. (He needs a hug! HE REALLY DOES!)

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's so annoying!)

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. YOU MUST PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (Yeah, me and my friend April CONSTANTLY sing Sweeney Todd! :)

If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mostly by my friends! lol)

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. (Okay, maybe they understand SOME of it. April understands him though!)

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Personally I don't like the Benjamin and Nellie pairing. But Sweeney and Nellie just rock! You all agree deep down! I know it!)

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen

4. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

5. Instead of saying "the beach" you say, "by the sea"

6. You sing "My friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD (IT'S NOT A DISORDER! Really!)

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile. (Elizabeth rocks and all but it's a true fact! IT APPLIES TO JACK AND WILL ALSO EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ALIVE AGAIN!)

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

(I ALREADY PUT THIS ONE ON HERE! BUT IT NEEDS TO BE PUT ON WAY MORE!)

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Okay, that's good! HE NEEDS A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!)

SOME MORE RANDOM QUOTES

Me: "What Johnny Depp character do you think I'm like?"

Shannon and Amy: "Ichabod Crane."

Me: "Is that an insult or a compliment?"

-NEXT-

Me: "What temperature do you think Mrs. Lovett is?"

April: "She'd be very warm."

Me: "Yeah...and Toby would be kinda' warm."

April: "What about Judge Turpin?"

Me: pause "He doesn't DESERVE a temperature!"

April: "What?"

Me: "Yeah! Touching him would just be like...feeling solid air!"

April: "Oh my gosh, perverted air!"

(This conversation was much longer and had didn't involve any sanity).

-NEXT-

Me: "You know...Tim Burton is actually pretty good looking."

April: "Yeah. He was really hot in like...the 90's."

Me: "I know, wasn't he?" (Yes, we're serious! HE'S ATTRACTIVE, PEOPLE!!)

-NEXT-

Me: "Ooh, a police car."

Amy: "Maybe Tom Hanson's driving it!"

Me: "That would rock!"

Amy: "HE ARRESTED CAPTAIN JACK!"

Me: "GASP!" (I can't remember how exactly the conversation continued. But for a while Amy pretended she was Tom and we talked to each other for a while, using our hands as phones).

-NEXT-

Me: -talking into my hat- "How you all doin'? Uh-huh...good. Wait, what? He's cooking dinner tonight!? Don't let him use any knives! AHHHHH! Sweeney, put the knife down! Jack, stop him! Edward, run away! Don't hurt Ichabod! Eep!" -puts hat on head-

Shannon: "SWEENEY TODD IS ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!!"

Me: -pretends to stuff Sweeney back into hat- "How'd he get up there?"

(This was on a trip to camp with a bunch of junior highers. I'm sure nobody but my friends understood what on earth I was talking about).

-NEXT-

Me: "That one's name is Willy."

Vanessa: "And that one's name is Wonka."

(We were discussing what to rename some fish that we saw).

-NEXT-

Shannon: "Want a gobstopper?"

Shannon's mom: "What do they do?"

Shannon: "They everlast...and they gopstop."

-NEXT-

Me: "If Helena Bonham Carter were a food, what would she be?"

Amy: "...Black liquorice."

Me: "Yeah...and she also makes me think of cheddar cheese."

Amy: O.O

-NEXT-

April: "Oh my gosh, the wall just moved!!"

Me: "Um... what?"

April: "It moved!"

Me: "Okay then..."

(A FEW MINUTES LATER)

Me: "Oh my gosh, it did move!!"

(We screamed about the wall for about five minutes).