1292 Negative Calculate

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since	: 03-07-09, id: 1858910, Profile Updated: 08-24-12

Author has written 15 stories for Invader Zim, X-overs, Warhammer, K-ON!/けいおん！, King Kong, Halo, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Heya! I'm 1292 Negative Calculate, a.k.a: "Delta".
I am currently in college, and working hard, so it's tough to get stories out.

I'm sorry I haven't updated much on my other stories; it's getting hard to find time to type up the stories. Writing them down is no problem - typing them is a whole different ball game...
Anyway, I'm still kinda new to writing, so if my writing seems...inadequate in any way, sorry.

I'm a fan of various manga and anime, including Fruits Basket, MAR, Disgaea, K-ON!, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and others. I also like a bunch of video games, mostly sci-fi or strategy games, like Starcraft or Halo, but I also enjoy other games, too.
I play Warhammer 40k.
...well, kinda. I have an army, but I've never really been in a good full game of it. The most experience I have is playing my friend's orks in one game, where I was an effective meat shield for two whole turns. ///////'
I play Chaos Space Marines; my chapter is called the Penitent Guardians. I'm writing a story involving the head mechanic of this chapter in my Diary story; it's the longest story I've ever written, so please check it out, if you want.
Um, let's see...I'm ADHD, so it's sometimes hard to stay concentrated on one subject for too long, and I do have my hyper moments. I think that's about it for me.

And here are some stories in the works, as well as some that have been cancelled.

Creeping with the Crawlies: King Kong; Family - Humor
An expansion from "Suppertime in the Pit". A series of oneshots detailing the life and times of some of Skull Island's more refined and dignified residents...
. . . Status: Planning

China's Problem (cont.): Hetalia: Axis Powers; Humor - Parody
China's got a big problem... and he comes to the other nations with it...
. . . Status: Completed

Diary of a Chaos Marine: Warhammer; Adventure - Humor
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Ok, I'm gonna adress something that alot of you all have been asking me for a while: "Are my Chaos Diary stories over or on hold?"

For Chaos Diary, the answer is yes and no. The Diary story up there is actually over (I have to retype the ending), but I'm thinking of making it a series of stories, yknow like "Chaos Diary 2: Return of the Space Fish" and stuff. It just feels like that particular story has gone on a bit too long.
Originally, I was planning on a "never-ending" story, but one of my pet peeves is a story that is never finished. (ironic, isnt it? lol) So I'm revising the plan to be a series of stories. There'll be a "chaos diary 2", and maybe even a "Zerker diary 2", if it gets enough hits. :) I just need a little time to re-type the ending I have, and then create a sequel story.

The Berzerker Diary is not over. I actually have chapter 2 typed, I just need to find time to edit, upload, and post it.

Sorry again that it's taking so long. I've had alot happening - family problems, college classes are starting up, and I'm going thru alot of stupid life drama. >:( I figure once I get into classes, and get free time, I'll be able to get my writing back in order. I've already got some ideas ready for both stories, but if any of you have an idea you think'd be fun, feel free to share 'em! :) I'd be happy to think up interesting spots for 'em!

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. . . Status: Finished/Sequels in planning

Reaching For the Sky: Hetalia; Angst - Friendship
Ch 4 is up; ch 5 will soon be started. All of the rough drafts are complete, so the story itself is actually finished. All that is needed to be done is to type it up and edit as needed. Also, I'm thinking about adding an epilogue to it, but I'm debating whether or not to do so. Let me know what you think, ok?
. . . Status: In-Progress

Unnamed Transformers Story: Trasformers/Beast Wars; Adventure - Humor
I'm inventing a new Transformers story. It's in a "War/Fall for Cybertron"-style universe, but it's before WFC. I'm working with story ideas, but it will be put up here. Basically, I'm going for Transformers with a Red vs Blue feel. This'll be fun. '
. . . Status: Writing/Planning

Uh...I guess that's it for now. Please PM or review!

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1. Diary of a Khorne Berzerker » reviews
An attempt at a diary of a REAL Chaos Marine. First attempt, be gentle. :
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 1-9-12 - Chaos Space Marines

2. Feel No Pain? reviews
A short gag on the 40k tabletop rule "Feel No Pain". I'm kinda surprised nobody's made something for this already, truthfully. stars a Plague Marine and an Ultramarine squad.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-15-12 - Chaos Space Marines & Space Marines - Complete

3. Diary of a Chaos Marine » reviews
NOT THE SAME AS Thefallenheart's STORY, OK? This is a chronicle of the misadventures of a Chaos Space Marine, as he meets terrible monsters, fights dangerous foes, and paints his precous tank! Chapter 14 re-uploaded.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 10-4-10 - Space Marines & Chaos Space Marines

4. Transformers Story Test: Introducing the Autobots reviews
Hoist finally arrives at the Autobot base that called for him. When he meets the local Autobots, though... A test-fic, to introduce the Autobots I'll be using in my WFC story. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-11 - Hoist & Trailbreaker - Complete

5. Reaching for the Sky » reviews
Yet another "Space Race" story; but THIS ONE, however, is different! Hope you like it. Russia and America get into an argument, and decide to race for the stars
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-7-11 - Published: 2-7-11 - America & Russia

6. England's Problem reviews
A follow-up fic to my previous story, "China's Problem". England and Sealand are taking a walk together, when all of a sudden...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-11 - England/Britain & Sealand - Complete

7. China's Problem reviews
Oneshot, humor. China comes to the other nations with a strange problem... Hope you enjoy it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-4-11 - China - Complete

8. The SOS Dentists reviews
One-shot, parody. Inspired by a Monty Python Skit. kyon is trying to find a book, but gets caught up in a battle that could change the fate of the SOS brigade...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-11 - Kyon & Itsuki K. - Complete

9. Mugi's Day at the Arcade reviews
An extended version of a scene in Episode 14. It's the day at the Arcade...but with a bit more insanity. I OWN NUTHIN! ...but it's a oneshot.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-11 - Tsumugi K. & Ritsu T. - Complete

10. The Elite's Tale reviews
Oneshot. Another "slice of life" short, in the Halo universe. A group of Covenant troops are camping on an alien planet. Their leader, an Elite, decides to entertain his companions with a story...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete

11. Yui's Squishy Fingers reviews
Oneshot. Bad at summaries. Basically, after months of playing the guitar, Yui finally has... squishy fingers.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-11 - Yui H. - Complete

12. Suppertime in the Pit reviews
"Slice of Life" oneshot, set in the 2005 movie. A look into the daily lives of some of Skull Island's most grotesque, horrifying, and...pleasant inhabitants. Very cliche, but fairly amusing. Review!
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete

13. Asuza and the Missing Feet reviews
Crackfic inspired by the K-ON! deserted island special. Ritsu tries to ask Asuza a funny question; her response may surprise some... Rated T for safety. Beware of randomness.
K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-10 - Azusa N. - Complete

14. WOOF!, said the bacon! reviews
One of the funniest, most random and nonsensical stories ever spawned from my ADHD-ness. Hope you enjoy the insanity!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete

15. Mr Fluffles the Extradimensional Doodle »
The first episode in my spin-off series, "Invader Dax". In thisstory, after learning about 1920's and 30's silent cartoons, Dax gets the ideato bring a 2-dimensional cartoon character from that era into the real world.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,100 - Updated: 2-24-10 - Published: 2-10-10