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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, and Demon's Lexicon. Name: Orion Perseus Black (and to others may be known as Firewhisky-Black and/or Firechan) Sex: Male (6% chick) Current state of mind: I'll tell you when I get out of it. What are you doing right now?: What am I doing? What kind of a question is that? I am reading and/ or writing fanfiction What are you here to write about?: Mostly Harry Potter but I slip a different book in now and again...all mostly Romance and Smut. Mmmmm...Smut... :P What is the answer to the ultimate question?: 42 --All about the Harry Potter side of me...and little in between-- Updates: Flint is hot New Chapter! Harry Potter Dreams that I have had... HP Dream 1: Powerless HP Dream 2: A Stand in Sliver HP Dream 3: Muggle Weapon HP Dream 4: Guns Work in Hogwarts HP Dream 5: Hermione vs. Rookwood You can read the other Journals if you want too, but I only linked to the Dream ones. -These are quotes that I may or may not use in the future: Sirius: "Remus do you have any more chocolate left?" Remus: "No, I just put the last piece in my mouth." Sirius: "Really...heh." Remus: "What?" Sirius: glomp, snogs, eats chocolate out of mouth, snogs Remus: "you suck." Sirius leans his head to the side a little, evil grin. Sirius: "Not yet..." kneels down Remus: "h--hey!"... Remus: "Sirius you can only have one girl friend." Sirius: annoyed look directed at Lupin Remus: "Whatever, I don't really care. It's your business." Remus: opens Sirius' trunk to hopefully find his potions book Remus: "Sirius I may not care how many girl friend's you have, But why are you keeping them in your trunk?" Sirius: snicker "That's what I call easy access." Remus: chucks a book at him, hitting him in the stomach Sirius: "oof!" (From beyond the grave) Remus: I'm Bi to stop any rumors about me not loving Tonks and Teddy is doing great thanks for asking, the image of me and the spirit of his mum... Oh and by the way, It was also my teen years we're talking about here. Teen hormonal years away from home, in dorms where I was rooming with a very sexy Black family Gryffindor boy. There aren't many of those. As for Sirius, he is a straight up gay boy. Everyone, the "I'm the sexy beast and prize to women on earth." thing is totally a cover, he's a fairy and everyone knows... Sirius: Hey! Remus: Gotta go. *runs off out of the picture* Sirius: stops and looks at the screen I am not gay, nor am I a fairy...I have nailed enough chicks in my time to be very far from gay. *straightens Hogwarts tie* Remus: *from somewhere off screen* uh-hu surrreee... How many of those girls weren't me dressed in a girl Hogwarts uniform, Sirius? Sirius: *blushes* Remus: *pulls Sirius out of the picture by his tie* ... (noises and other things that can't be typed in case any virgin ears are among us) Tonks: *walks into frame looks down and shakes her head* Not gay, my ass... *walks off* (Sirius corners Severus and starts molesting him) This is a comment on a piece of art on DA take a look--> Cornered by Sikuriina Professor Mcgonagall comes around the corner just as Sirius stops touching Severus in the naughty place, she's all like. "Whats going on here?" cause all the teachers know that the marauders have it in for Snape and Sirius goes. "Oh nothing professor, just checking out Snape's wand." He gives his trade mark smirk and walks off. The Mcgonagall is probably very confused. Of course Snape is all flush and trying to calm himself down cause Sirius didn't get to finish what he started and or wasn't planning to just to keep poor Severus all wound up...She gives Snape a quick glance and goes on her way. Severus sprints off to go find Sirius to make him finish him off cause there's no way he could do it on his own. Sirius has magical powers to make people needy I bet that comes in real handy...poor Severus...heh... Sirius Snape deserted library = dirty books...heh | |||||
1. Flint is Hot » reviewsA confrontation with Flint, brings something to light that Wood had yet to see in himself. How far can Oliver go without acting on it? M/M MF/OW don't like it don't read it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 10-21-09 - Oliver W. & Marcus F.2. America's Wizarding War » reviewsA Battle rages in the heart of America of power hungry maniacs. Alan Makayli, President of the US Council must call on the country's forgotten ally over seas. Can Alan ally their two countries to save his own? Will they need The Elder Wand and it's user?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-22-10 - Published: 6-18-10 - Teddy L. & James S. P.3. Wizard's in Wonderlad » reviewsIt doesn't take a Wizard to tell you that you've fallen a little too far down the Rabbit hole... HP/DM Slash possibly Do'nt like it. don't read it. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling and are being used for entertainment not prophet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-19-10 - Published: 6-18-10 - Harry P. & Draco M.4. The Third Generation » reviewsHey all, this is a story in a seires of short stories about the different Epilogue kids at Hogwarts so. These stories aren't necessary connected but thy're all about the new generation. Some of these characters are not mine and belong to J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-18-10 - Published: 8-15-09 - Albus S. P. & James S. P.5. Suprise in the dorm » reviewsSirius Black is in the dorm with Remus sleeping next to him. Remus begins to talk in his sleep and Sirius learns something new about his life long friend. M/M slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-18-10 - Published: 8-20-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.6. Hot under the Collar reviewsRemus drags Sirius to Christmas mas. Where not only does Sirius find another outfit that is pleasing to the eye on Remus. He also manages to define the word "Sin" within the walls of a church. Flouting Gods law, it's what Sirius does best. OneShotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete7. A Long Forgotten AccuaintenceThis is from Demon's Lexicon and if you found you probably new that. This story is finished for now, but it is open for use as a story starter. Just if you are going to use it then Link me the add on that you submit. Thanks, takes place after B.A's deathDemon's Lexicon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Published: 2-6-10 - Alan R. & Gerald - Complete8. It's just Candy Land reviewsRemus loves his old childhood muggle games and is trying to get Sirius to play, but Sirius is bored and is changing things to be more fun for him. Remus is in for a surprise. So, having writers block on other stories so read this one as payment for now.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete9. The other Black bother » reviewsHis dream was to blame for making him late." James thought aloud. "Why in the name of Merlin did I have a dream like that?" JP/RB I had to up the rating.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 8-22-09 - James P. & Regulus B. - Complete10. A Blueberry Remus Lupin reviewsWho knew that Remus Lupin would go for something other then chocolate. Prefect duty is lonely without food or without company. How to spend his boring patrol?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete11. The Famous Deaths of Fabian and Gideon Prewett reviewsThe length of the pursuit did not stop them or force them to call for assistance. They pressed on with little delay until they caught up to whom they were after. Their names will be remembered. May they rest in peace. characters belong to J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-09 - Fabian P. & Gideon P. - Complete12. Remus shared reviewsJames likes Remus, Sirius likes Remus...Remus however likes them both. This story can only end in tears...or can it. This was a requested by Renai-chan who wanted to read a...well read it you'll see. Enjoy M/M Smutty is an understatement, ONE SHOT.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-3-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete13. Sirius' chocolate bar » reviewsSirius had a chocolate bar but not for very long...SB/RLHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 8-15-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete14. Who really is the Dark Lord's favorite? »I've done a lot of romance stories so I decided to shake it up a little with an evil deatheater story, the deatheater Kelkor is my character and is in my opinion extremely cool. I haven't uploaded Kelkor's picture onto the computer but I will. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 8-2-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B.15. Heat at Hogwarts » reviewsUnder construction. It gets wildly caotic when Sirius finds a new addiction and Remus replaces his chocolate for something sweeter... or maybe just adds to the flavor. (Writing is messy. Currently revising.)Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete16. Please specifyI was trying to write a Wood/Flint and ended up with Wood/Weasley, Fred Weasley to be Precise. It turned into a QuickFic which I didn't intend either, I may add more later though. Oliver/Fred slightly slashy Male/Male don't like it don't read it. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 8-1-09 - Oliver W. & Fred W. - Complete17. A Seventh Year Christmas reviewsWhat happen's when you play spin the bottle with the marauders? People make out of course. Boys kiss girls, girls kiss girls, Boys kiss boys? What is this craziness? But in the morning the teenage years leave James and he makes a life changing choice.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
