HELLO~!

I am Black Alice Butterfly, as you all know...of course.

my author name is:

Sie-sie/Alexi/Alice

phisical description: black hair cut just above teh ear, with one blonde streak on the left, silver eyes, pale skin..and black nails.

clothes: black spaggetii strap tank that says: you can shove a cherry up your butt and make jam for all i care in red letters, black capris, and Uggs!

personality: hyper/emo. mostly hyper and evil.

and if you love me, make an reader insert yugioh, with meh and yami...

cause he's MINE. Muhahahhahhhahahaahha... huggles yami plushie and manages to look cute and harmless while being actually an evil authoress of evil)

I'm alive on Gaia, as my usual name...( sweeper442) so if you wanna " see" meh we can chat ovah there or something...

if you dont like preps, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you think that the trix bunny should just go to the store and buy a trix yogurt thing, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you think that fangirls are pshycotic ppl, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-two percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the eight percent that would be laughing your ass off.

if you think that pink should be banned, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that evil bunnies shall rule the world someday, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile.

speaking of which...

munches on pocky

uh...why are you staring at me like that

backs away slowly

annnnddddd... thats it for now.. oooh wait! some famous sayings:

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

When I have a kid I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.

favorite catchphrases in random order:

"Son of a batch of cookies!!"

"-on a sandwhich!"

"if he's lying, we'll just blow his brains out."

"Hah! the voices inside my head said I couldn't possibly half-ass another chapter. i guess i proved them wrong..."

"Woah my gawd! it's walking bacon!! GET IT!!"

"NUNCHUCKINESS!"

"Uh, how about RIGHT NOW you DUMBASS!"

-random hitting- "PAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAHPAH!!"

" Because that's not creepy at all!"

" When all else fails...READ TEH DIRECTIONS!"

" Might save your life, might steal your car."

" Because before me, you never knew what insanity was."

"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" ,a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live."

"Fight them with what?! Jujitsu? Tae Kwon Do? The force?"

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time."

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"The universe is laughing behind your back."

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

"It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

"You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true."

"We Americans, we're a simple people...but piss us off and we'll bomb your cities."

"Just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, forget the people, just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, now go insane."

"I live in my own little world..but hey they know me here."

"Your mom has more friends on myspace, then TOM!"

"Anything's possible? Try slamming a revolving door."

"Warning: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus."

"Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God then complain that the world is going to hell?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~favorite talks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sarah: " Does anybody have a plan?"

Rebbecca&Rouge: " A plan? what plan?"

Sarah&Alice: " A PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, GENIUS!" >:D

Sesshomaru: DAMN YOU ALICE! YOU STOLE MY WALK!

Alice: -inspects claws- it's a strut, fluffy. get it right.

Alice: Ok neji time to do the hokey pokey!

Neji: it's called GENTLE FIST!

Alice: that's what I said. Hokey pokey.

1. Allen Walker

2. Kanda

3. Lavi

4. Lenalee Lee

5. Rhode kamlot

6. Tyki Mikk

7. Cross Marian

8. Riku ( KH)

9. L Lawilet

10. Jasdero

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
“Uh, I kinda dirtied the sheets?" what, you expect me to clean it up? do it yourself.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Kanda...I'M PRACTICALLY YOUR SISTER! ARE YOU ON CRACK?

well, if you're on crack...I want some.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
...Lavi, you DIE TONIGHT.

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
stares ...did you two turn into lesbians overnight?

5 cooked you dinner?
What Dinner? It's made outta SWEETS! wait, sweets? ...SWEETS!!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
... note to self: get out a sharpie and draw on his face~

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
...Uh-huh. Let's just add this to his added failures to try and seduce me.

8 got into the hospital somehow?
silence did you walk on Axel and Roxas " doing it?"

9 made fun of you?
...you gotta be kidding me. WHO WOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF ME? I FREAKING GET UP IN FRONT OF A HUGE CROWD AND DANCE!

10 ignored you all the time?
He's trying to find Cross marian. end of story.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
he'll eat popcorn and maybe yell out some encouragement as I kick their asses.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Roll his eyes at me, then maybe, POSSIBLY throw me over his shoulder.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
-opens gift box- What… -picks up suspicious looking pair of panties – The Hell…? I thought these where for Lenalee, you twit.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Start screaming either " get some water!" or " LAVVIII!!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Laugh evilly and videotape it.

You're about to marry number 1. What's 6's reaction?
He'd throw a bomb at my face.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
... -twitches violently- WATCH THE HANDS, BUCKO! -slaps him-

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Pat my back and consider revenge with me.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
By laughing at the losers that just got their asses handed to them.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Laugh along with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he'd be in my nightmares.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

stares Since when has my practically brother had the hots for a homeless detective who only eats sweets?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Never in a million years. My house was just killed by his hammer.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
-cough- Threesome -cough-

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Well, they already did a couple months ago. duh. XD

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Kick him where it counts and ask him to play a game of Poker.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
...Oh no. ALL AVAILABLE FEMALES MUST RUNNN!!

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
...since when did YOU, of all people, get a sex change? and oh yeah: Sora is currently unavailable.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
...dude. I thought you were married to CAKE!

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?
-stares- JASDERO GET OFFA MY ALMOST LITTLE BROTHER!!

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Maybe if Kanda, Rhode, and Lavi never existed. but since they do...NO WAY IN HELL!

Would number 2 trust number 5?
Hell no. Since when does kanda trust a evil little girl with a talking umbrella?

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
-disturbed look- ...unless he's gay? no way in hell.

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?
a game of poker so that jasdero can recover his non-existent manliness.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Fashion. Lenalee was paid so that Allen could suffer.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
...I'm pretty sure that they would use whipped cream, thank you very much.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Secret agents, man. -does a matrix gunshot- 8D

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
-gulps- I think tyki's gonna murder riku.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
Well, yeah. seeing as their both pervs, I'm pretty sure that Tyki would be happy to see a almost-naked picture of rhode.

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
the one time that they accidently saw Saix and Mansex/ Xenmas doing it.

What would happen if...

1 accidentally kicked 10?
They would both cry. no, I'm not kidding.

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his boyfriend?
er...let's just say that L will be scarred for life.

4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?
Komui's already on the job. -rolls eyes-

5 and 6 did a work-out together?
Well, yeah. they kinda tried to kill people together while the ark was collapsing around them. that count?

6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Sorry, no perverts allowed.

5 won the lottery?
she'd spend it on sweets.

8 had quite a big secret?
AHA! SO YOU DO LIKE SORA!

9 became a singer?
-silence- ….What drugs was he on? I want em.

10 got a daughter?
…Where the hell did this come from!?

What would 1 think of 2?
...MY SAMURAI. NO ONE ELSE GETS HIM!! ...mostly because he tastes like green tea ice cream...

What would 2 find weird about 3?
everything. including the fact that he got bunny ears for halloween.

How would 1 greet 4?
" Oh, Hi lenalee." I mean seriously. THIS IS ALLEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

What would 4 envy about 5?
her awesome gothic boots.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Maybe raping him. HOW WOULD I KNOW?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Their both perverts.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
For sawing off his awesome chick magnet...HIS HAIR! XD

Where would 8 meet 9?
...A place with cake. end of story.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Uh…I fucked your brother?

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Allen killing off the Millennium Earl and flying. I heard Jasdero’s afraid of heights!

Light
You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
xYou feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
xYour intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
xYou don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims. ( only when it comes to candy and blackmail. but that's just me.)
xYou have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 5 and a half.

L
x You love candy.
x You don’t care about how you look.
xYou walk/sit curved.
xYou are a genius.
xYou have dark circles around your eyes.
xYou are thin no matter what you eat.
x/0You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 6 and a half ( the whole I dun have much friends thingy)

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
xYou can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 1. ...frick. XD

Mello
xYou love chocolate.
xYou were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
x You always dress dark and tight clothes.
You are always second.
xYou have a burn/scar on your face. (Underneath and above my right eye)
x You are -coughverycough- intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
Near creeps you out a little bit.

x You have a supposedly fine ass.

Total: 6. i'm scared now.

Matt
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
x You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend.

Total: 2.

Near
x You are patient to the limit.(surprisingly)
x You always win. (ADMIT IT)
xYou have Peter Pan syndrome. (Even though I am a girl)
x You love to wear pajamas.
xYou are very intelligent.
x You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Ambidextrous!)
xYour hair is of a weird color.

Total: 7. muhahahahahahaha...

Mikami
You believe in a god(dess).
You search for justice everywhere.
xYou use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1. ...weird.

Ryuk
x You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
xYou laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird.

Total: 4. didja know that in japan 4 is a bad luck number?

Matsuda
x Some people think that you are an idiot.
x You always see someone’s good side.
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.

xYou do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.

You are pretty, but old.

if you believe that ( manga/anime insert here) truly exist in another world, copy and paste this to your profile.

i believe:

naruto

death note

yu yu hakusho

D. grey man

inuyasha

...ok, all of it. XD

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ... I was crying with laughter halfway through it XD

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

58) I am not allowed to scare the crap out of hogwarts by being " miss jingle" who's supposedly a mythical person who brings -ahem- tidings and joy.

59) I am not allowed to make Draco Malfoy into a playboy bunny.

60) I am not allowed to force Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter into sparkly tutus and call them the sugarplum fairies.

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Atem
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BlackAliceButterfly
were married on
December 25, 2009
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