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since: 03-09-09, id: 1861109, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Gossip Girl, and Twilight.

Everything posted here is in tribute to the amazing work I've read in the Twific community. You ladies have been both inspiration and unofficial mentor to my writing, such that it is.

Here's another sign of the Apocalypse: I've been nominated for an award! Yes; the sonic noise you just heard was me squeeing in astonishment! The New Normal has been nominated for Best Wolf in Round 3 of the Slash Awards. You can view all of the nominees and vote here. I'm a total long-shot but it's still exciting.

Sweetp-1 and I joined forces to contribute a story to the Two Is Better Than One Contest under the pen name SweetMoi. Never Who You Think You Are won First Place in Open Voting. I never thought I'd EVER win an open vote in anything.

The New Normal received two Judge's Selections in the Plot Bunny Contest.

All aspects of language fascinate me, particularly the way idioms evolve and the differences between cultural expressions for common subjects. My greatest joy is teaching writing to students who are just learning to read. PM me if you're interested. I can talk for hours about the impact writing has on emergent literacy.

If/when I write a book about teaching I'm going to call it: My Mom Says You're Stupid. Is That Okay?

I'm beta'g a story on Twilighted for a French author writing her first English story http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=4804.
It's a very sweet Bella x Jacob story that ya'll should give a try. At least visit to leave an attagirl for being brave enough to write in a different language. Seriously, I can barely get it on paper in my native language.


1. The New Normal reviews
ENTRY FOR THE PLOT BUNNY CONTEST. "Just because he didn't imprint back doesn't mean you'll never be together. You'll just have to convince him how lovable you are. How can Edward resist your magnetic charm?" AU/Slash. Humor,Angst and Romance all in one!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 7-28-10 - Jacob & Edward
2. Upcycling reviews
Marketing a new product is always complicated but, in the end, a well-designed product sells itself. We *are* just talking about merchandise, right? A cautionary tale written for the Texts from Last Night Contest ExB, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete
3. All That Ends Well reviews
Jasper knows that loving Alice involves some unique challenges. He's sure he's up to the task. AH, originally written for the 2nd Annual For My Valentine Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-10 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
4. Of Teeth and Bone reviews
Jasper finds the ghosts of his past to be as fierce an opponent as the newborn army gathered before him. An entry for An Exploration of the Senses contest. Canon, One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-09 - Complete
5. Ferret Farming » reviews
College student Eddie Masen is missing, so his sister Alice hires a Private Investigator to find him. Taking the case, Jasper Whitlock finds he has too much information about the illegal trade in aminal body fluids.M for bad jokes, bad words, lemonstuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 8-4-09
6. Pain Relief reviews
Alice and Jasper travel to Biloxi for answers to her past. Will the answers hurt or help? Can an ending be a begining? AH One-shot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Rated M for Sexual Healing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
7. Rendezvous » reviews
My entry for Peenateers Jasper/Alice SongFic Smut Contest. The weather in The Big Easy isn't the only thing sultry and steamy about this romantic New Orleans getaway. Rated M because part of the contest title is 'smut', after all!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-20-09 - Jasper & Alice
8. The Only Language He Understands reviews
Trying to make the case for taking their relationship exclusive, Blair uses the only language Chuck truly understands. Rated M because, well, Blair and Chucks whole relationship is. One-shot
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete