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Alice Starr
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since: 03-09-09, id: 1861865, Profile Updated: 11-09-09
Author has written 7 stories for Gakuen Alice, Sisters Grimm, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Legend of Zelda, Alex Rider, and Kuroshitsuji.

This is a story about some homosexuals and their sad life. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

My Playlist:

Zombies Ate My Neighbors - Single File

Wonderwall - Oasis

Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects (I'm thoroughly convinced this song is about vampires. PM for more details)

Live Like You're Dying - Lenka

Everytime We Touch - Cascada

Misery Business - Paramore

Pork & Beans - Weezer (who doesn't like this song? Really.)

Come One Come All - All Time Low

Umbrella - All Time Low

Don't Trust Me - 3OH!3

Meet Virginia - Train


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1. Alex Rider: Mission In the Caribbean reviews
Alex Rider is fresh from a mission when suddenly called in by MI6 again. Will he live through his mission in, you guessed it, the carribean? Probably. Rated T for swearing, and general effing around.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-09
2. The Great Adventures of KuroZelda! » reviews
We have a story line and everything! Link and Sebastian go on a quest!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 7-20-09 - Link & Sebastian M.
3. New and Improved Kickass HalftheCarbs Story!
Come and see! Kick-ass-ness on the inside! Dazzling Alice Starr is visited by two 'special' friends Kaitou K. and Conan Edogawa who suck up to her every need in order to be deemed 'favorite'.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Published: 7-8-09 - Kaito K. & Conan E.
4. The Sisters Grimm: Cats reviews
Sabrina has been turned into a cat! What will everyone do? How will Puck cope? What will I get for my birthday! Rated T because I like to swear.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-15-09 - Puck & Sabrina G.
5. HOWALONS reviews
Mikan, along with the 'crew' is at Central Town. Mikan, being the dumb idiot she is, got separated. Rated K because it's 'innocent' whatever that means.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-09 - Mikan S. & Natsume H.
6. Unconcious Thoughts » reviews
Mikan, shot by Hotaru's Baka Gun for the last time. She knocked Mikan unconscious with the last bullet, and she'd never do it again. Maybe a three-shot. Not sure. Rated T for Minor Language and Minor Adult Sexual Themes.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Natsume H. & Mikan S.
7. Love Under the Sakura Tree reviews
I leaned into Mikan’s face again, and slowly, very slowly, her lips met mine. It was pure bliss. For a heavenly minute, our lips danced...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-09 - Mikan S. & Natsume H.
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