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| Sephulbadis |
Author has written 27 stories for Metal Gear, Slayers, Harry Potter, Gundam Seed, and Final Fantasy VII. Hi, hi. You looked me up, you lucky dog you. Not much to say. I am a human being! I like bacon and robots. I wear clothes. I have a number of internal organs. I specialize in humor, as should be pretty obvious to anyone passing an eye over my story list. I'm not entirely proud of that; it's much easier to be funny than serious but one works with what one has, no? There should be a non-comedic piece or two here and there, just for practice. Read, enjoy, have a lovely time. | |||||||||
1. Curry reviewsA routine SOLDIER physical for Zack, right? Riiight. Nobody gets out of Hojo's office that easy.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-15-08 - Prof. Hojo & Zack F. - Complete2. Last Call reviewsKadaj's phone finally makes an unexpected love connection! Unfortunately, there's no tower that can carry its signal where Cloud's phone must go. Contains tragic cellular death.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-9-07 - Kadaj & Cloud S. - Complete3. A Finely Tuned Piece reviewsCloud's motorcycle and a nameless ShinRa chopper meet in the middle of nowhere as their respective pilots also meet in the middle of nowhere. Can a sturdy hardriding machine meet the erotic demands of an anonymous, exquisitely engineered stranger? Oh yes.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-28-07 - Cloud S. & Tseng - Complete4. The Day Everything Owned Cloud » reviewsThe title pretty much says it all. A single 24hour slice of Cloud's life, in which he is owned by everything from breakfast to Fenrir to Reno to waitresses in pasties, and then owned a few more times. Never gets a break, does he?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 9-2-06 - Cloud S. & Reno - Complete5. Dirty Hands reviewsCait Sith insists on reading Denzel's fortune, and finds it surprisingly spicy! Perviness ensues.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-06 - Cait S. - Complete6. The Turks Who Don't Do Anything reviewsIt's the slowest day EVER at ShinRa HQ. See Reno, Rude, Elena, and Tseng deal with soul crushing tedium against a stylin' musical backdrop. Arrrrr.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-22-06 - Reno & Rude - Complete7. Mechanical Resonance » reviewsThe triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 6-3-06 - Cid H. & Yazoo - Complete8. Red » reviewsReno wonders what the heck Cloud's dog wants from him, but reluctantly agrees to dinner. Over fatty pork, Red stuggles to express the plans he's been harboring for so long. The lurid saga concludes!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 5-27-06 - Reno & Red XIII - Complete9. Cured Meat reviewsPost AC. The triplets have been given a fresh start by Aeris and Cloud, and learn that the key to happiness in a Jenova free world is starting the day off with proper nutrition. NOT FLUFFY.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-16-06 - Kadaj & Tifa L. - Complete10. Kiss Him For Me reviewsBeing God is hard work. Aeris takes a breather with Zack in Chocobo Heaven and reveals the true love of her life. Meanwhile, in the human world, a battle rages: will Aeris see Cloud tear that love apart? Aeris x Bahamut!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-06 - Aerith G. & Zack F.11. Phone Sex reviewsSome days, the box feels a little cramped. Jenova reaches out for something to amuse herself and ruins Rufus's phone for anyone else, ever.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-12-06 - Jenova & Rufus - Complete12. Driving Pleasure reviewsKadaj's motorcycle x Loz's motorcycle x Yazoo's motorcycle: The brothers leave their hardridden bikes alone after a long day, unaware of the smokin' hot motorpr0nz that will inevitably result!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-9-06 - Complete13. The Perfect Son reviewsYazoo is all too aware of his shortcomings in service to Mother. How could she find any use for something like him? On the night before Reunion, Kadaj provides an answer.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-8-06 - Yazoo & Kadaj - Complete14. Hello, Hello reviewsSociety and programming conspire to prevent two of Lux's Hellos from knowing true love. Can they steal a tender moment from fate, or is their passion truly an error?Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-27-0415. Gryffindor Nights » reviewsEpisode 2: Hedwig, Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris and Scabbers play a high-stakes game of international espionage!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-03 - Published: 1-18-0316. Great Sage Noonsa Spreads the Word reviewsA smart-aleck slice from Noonsa's little-documented life as a wandering philosopher before he threw it all in the bin to become a professional osculator. No kissing involved. R&R deeply appreciated.Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-0217. A Bad Day for Otaku reviewsThe 'no NC17 fic' policy makes Otacon sad. It's his day off, dammit, why must things go wrong?Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-13-0218. Run Emma Run » reviewsAn in-game justification of the out-of-game urge to find out what would happen if Raiden killed Emma. Repeatedly. In several different ways. More or less in-character. Bonus chapter 2: Rose buys the farm!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-25-02 - Published: 8-23-0219. The Shower Scene reviewsIt's hot. It's steamy. It's PG-13? You betcha. Full of grapefruit goodness and cheap humor at Otacon's expense. Will he drop the soap?Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-23-0220. Get In the Box, Dave reviewsWhat can I say? He likes boxes. Just a smidgen shounen-ai.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-24-0221. Thirty-Six » reviewsIf Snake can't sleep, -nobody- will. All done! R&R at your leisure.Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-18-02 - Published: 4-14-0222. The Song of the Gear reviewsA little soul-searching from the -real- hero of the Metal Gear series. Enjoy!Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-6-0223. Snake Gets Some reviewsYou ever notice how nobody puts out for Snake but Otacon? Justice is served!Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-1-0224. Blocks » reviewsSome days, even Otacon can't get a dang thing done. Some days, Snake destroys a dairy farm. Please R&R.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-29-02 - Published: 3-26-0225. Poker Night at Otacon's » reviewsStarts at Chez Hal, but doesn't stay long. Meet the Snakemobile! See Raiden bowl! Endure Otacon's elephant jokes!Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-27-02 - Published: 3-18-0226. Ode On a Cardboard Box » reviewsBox-related humor at its most self-indulgent. If Snake got drunk and decided to write a love poem, I figure this would be it. No offense to S&O shounen-ai fans, of course, but this ain't.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 3-22-02 - Published: 3-21-0227. Middle Earth Solid: the Snipe Hunt reviewsRaiden goes far afield in search of the ever-elusive snipe! Don't mind the elf, he's just there for decoration.Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-20-02
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