s o m e r a n d o m s t u f f

name : you can call me by my username.

age : like I'd ever tell.

gender : female

orientation : pretty sure i'm asexual.

Well that takes care of the basic crap.

I only read fanfiction. I don't write, due to the fact that I am extremely unoriginal. If I do put up a story, please give me your honest criticism but no flames.

I like any kind of genre, really. It ranges from parodies and humour to angst and romance. I also really like lemons (being the pervert yaoi fangirl I am, lol). So if you wrote a lemon with any of the names bolded and/or underlined below on top of good characterization and a decent flow (plus the other stuff I said) I'll probably love you forever.

f a v e p a i r i n g s in death note, harry potter, inuyasha, and lastly naruto. the only ones i'll ever read, or consider reading.

het. kakasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, matsudaxsayu, inukag, nejiten, mirokuxsango and dramione.

yaoi/slash. drarry, sasunaru, gaaxlee, kakasasu, kakanaru, kakagaa, sasugaa, lxlight, sessinu, narugaa, melloxnear, kakairu, Uchihacest, and mattxnear.

p a i r i n g s i d i s l i k e from the ones listed above. I try to avoid these like the plague.

het. narusaku, lightxmisa, lxmisa, hyugacest.

yaoi/slash. harry/ron, gaaneji, sandcest (with the exception if it's really well-written). snarry.

Um..what else do you put on a profile? Right, likes and dislikes.

likes. the shows supernatural, family guy, friends, mad tv, south park, gossip girl, the tyra banks show, and the simpsons in that order. potatoes, friends, The Fray, Sara Bareilles, Paramore, LIGHTS, Slipknot, ETF, and Justin Nozuka. early dismissals, vacations, being homework-free, understanding math homework, books, anime/manga. getting letters, the rain, clothes. my family, at times. gaara, near, and L. sometimes sasuke. chips. editing and proofreading somebody's work, not mine.

dislikes. monday mornings, anything with caffeine. when I type something on msn, and you say "huh?" when what I said was fairly obvious. light and mikami from DN. projects, presentations and speeches, work, being poor but wanting something really badly, orochimaru, snape. chocolate and candy. high school in general. the sun, being asked to get up and do something when I want to sit down and read fanfiction, and sometimes my sister. disappointments, myspace, and the standard rude/annoying/obnoxious people. being mocked, and neji.