Well, welcome to my profile page. If you're here, chances are you're looking for one of my stories because, let's face it, you probably don't really give a damn about my personality.

For those of you who don't know and are just on this page because you're bored and looking for something to read, I am the author of the Moonlight Sonata trilogy (and side stories), which takes place in an AU of Twilight where Edward turned Bella that first day after Biology. The series goes in the following order:

Moonlight Sonata

Brothers (side story)

One Night (side story)

Shadow Rising

Love Like Winter (side story- can be read after or during Shadow Rising)

Midnight Flame

NEW Consequence- a Tia/Andrew centric fic that shows what happens to a werewolf when he becomes a vampire.

Spiral and Something Worth Fighting For are being put on hold indefinitely, due to lack of ideas. My mind is instead demanding that I write a Charmed story. If anyone is interested, it will take place after the series finale:

"The Trio"- Ayanna Dagon is a half-demon half-witch with a bad attitude, Wyatt and Chris Halliwell are witchlighter brothers, the sons of the eldest Charmed One. Together, they make up the Trio, their generation's answer to the Charmed Ones. In season one, the Trio will be formed, and skeletons from the past will come back to bit them all on the ass.

Now, for 20 new facts you didn't know about me:

1) I was a member of a 4-H Beef Club for thirteen years. That's a lot of animals I had to drag around.

2) My room mate in rez is from Hong Kong. I personally feel that's pretty neat.

3) I am currently addicted to the "In Death" books by JD Robb (aka Nora Roberts writing under a pen name)

4) I have a membership card to the Coles/Chapters/Indigo chain of bookstores.

5) I'm not overly fond of the Disney channel, yet I find Sonny With A Chance to be oddly entertaining.

6) I own four different versions of Pride and Prejudice (counting Bridget Jones' Diary) on DVD. I'm a P&P addict- I even own P&P&Zombies, although I have yet to complete reading it.

7) I'm currently working on my own novel... sort of. At the moment I'm solidifying the world and the characters- a lot of whom are going to be in my new story Spiral. It's really Twilight put into the world in which my book will be. Fun!

8) My laptop is a Toshiba. You probably don't want to know that, but it's very hard to find 20 facts when you're as boring as I am.

9) I'm a Saskatchewan Rough Rider's fan. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a Canadian football team. I'm sorry to all Americans out there, but American football is boring. I can't watch more than five minutes of an American football game. Canadian football, however, is awesome. Go Rough Riders!

10) I am a big fan of True Blood, and the books on which it is based. Alexander Skarsgard is hot (not as hot as Gerard Butler, but still pretty hot), and plays a great Eric.

11) I still think Bill is boring, whether it be on the show True Blood or in the books. I disliked him from moment one due to his boringness, and will probably dislike him to the very end due to his boringness (and the fact that he didn't tell Sookie he was there on the queen's orders BEFORE he slept with her- jerk move, Bill, jerk move).

12) I just recently joined Twitter. I don't think I like it that much. Facebook is funner.

13) I am currently addicted to the song "Red Light" by David Nail. This does not bode well for my stories as music is my muse, and that's not a particularly happy song.

14) I drive a green Intrepid. I like my green Intrepid. If my green Intrepid breaks down, I will probably cry.

15) I have rediscoverd my love of whiskey lately thanks to the wonder that is the whiskey sour. I also like horny smurfs. For those of you under the legal drinking age, you do not need to know what those are. For those of you who are the legal drinking age or older, I suggest you try them.

16) Despite what the last point seemed to say, I am NOT an alcoholic. I'm not even that big of a partier. I'm actually pathetically shy.

17) I do not smoke or do drugs. I'm not going to lecture and say they're bad, because I'm pretty sure teachers and parents do enough of that. It's just my personal choice.

18) I dislike stereotypes. I live on a farm and I am Canadian. Despite this, I do not date my cousins, chew tobacco, say 'eh', live in an igloo, have a pet polar bear, or drive a beat down old half-ton.

19) I have a healthy respect for horses. They don't come near me, and I avoid their hind-ends like hell.

AND FINALLY

20) I sometimes can't get the names of my first cousins on my mother's side straight. There are around 21 of us. I know all the names, I'm just not always sure on which name goes with which cousin.