Briarstone Academy:

These are the prom outfits for some people that will be at the prom

ALL GIRLS HAVE THIS ON, but in thir dress' color: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20836.jpg

Alice: dress: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1222&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

hair: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2790081593_bfa43fdf05.jpg

Rosalie: dress: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1288&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

hair: http://www.phijhe.com/wp-content/hairstyle/2009/01/wavy-long-wedding-hairstyle.jpg (just pretend its blonde)

Bella: dress: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1302&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

hair: http://www.hrhairstyles.com/eva-longoria-updo-hair-styles.jpg

Victoria:dress: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1274&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

hair: http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2007/galleries/100407_newton_400x400.jpg

Angela:dress: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1318&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

hair (JUST HAIR): http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_42hsAX_H87M/SaIC6iDqPII/AAAAAAAAAZg/4UdPZ36GHk0/s400/Hair-Loni-Half+up-red+flower.jpg

Leah: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1307&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

Lauren: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=898&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0

Jessica: http://www.promdresses2009.com/shop/proddetail.cfm?CFID=2535649&CFTOKEN=39711853&ItemID=1061&CategoryID=2&SubCatID=0 Okay, lauren and Jessica's dresses have allbeen cut shorter, and made tighter ...okay

Edward: outfit:http://www.seventeen.com/cm/seventeen/images/Robert-Pattinson-Steve-Gran-79319313.jpg (hehe) oh yeah, this is for Jake too!

hair: http://media.photobucket.com/image/rob20pattinson20hair/watchh_out_i_bite/RobPattinson.jpg hehe

Jasper and Emmett: http://www.citizenarcane.com/files/2005/May/23/tuxedo_white.jpg with ties corresponding to their date's dresses

I describe the others in the story

FOR CHAPTER 10!

Bella's outfit http://www.fabcrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/springdresses_susanamdress.JPG

For Chapter 14!

Bellas dress for her date with Jacob: http://www.splendicity.com/styleitless/files/2009/02/geometric-chiffon-dress.jpg

Bellas shoes for her date with Jacob: http://i3.farfetch.com/10/01/24/69/10012469_34454_800.jpg

Bella's bathing suit: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TOfLAAfOL._AA280_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.amazon.com/Xhilaration-Stripe-Tankini-Purple25252f-White/dp/B0013V8GI8&usg=_hPXB_r9_NZzyEHpAso1FvqWLCcQ=&h=280&w=280&sz=14&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=hxb7MaRLEtvLtM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images3Fq3Dpurple2Btankini26hl3Den26safe3Dactive26um3D1

FROM NOW ON ALL OUTFITS ARE ON MY POLYVORE! http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=809271

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you giggle when you hear the name Edward copy and paste on your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (lol it was during a test...HORRIBLE!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you get lost staring into space

If You Think Emmett Cullen is better than Edward Cullen, Post this on your Profile!

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

Put your iPod or MP3 on Shuffle. As the song titles come, answer the question in exactly the name of the current song. Tell the truth!

NOTE: MY MUSIC TASTE WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU WHIPLASH!

1. If someone says "What's wrong?" how do you respond:
I'm Your's by Jason Mraz

Does that maske sense??

2. Your first kiss:
Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings

Okay??

3. A pet passes away:
One of those Days by Joshua Radin

Yeah...yeah it is

4. Moving into a new house:
He Said She Said by Ashley Tisdale

Well, that makes absolutely no sense..

5. You or your partner is announced pregnant:
All Again For You by We the Kings

Jeez! None of these make any sense!

6. You find out that you lost all of your money:
Stolen by Dashboard connfessional

OMG thats perfect! All my money was stolen!

7. How do you feel today:
Wake Up by Hillary Duff

I am definitley not woken up...

8. Your thoughts on your crush:
Misery Business by Paramore

Oohhhh thats not a good sign

9. What is 7 + 82?
The middle by Jimmy Eat World

I have no response

10. How would you describe your personality:
Slow Down by The Academy is...

my personality never slows down. I am ALWAYS hyper, unless I am sick (RIGHT NOW)

11. Your biggest secret:
Rockstar by Nickelback

OMG I'm like Miley Cyrus! I have a secret, that I'm actually a rock star!

12. Thoughts on your best friend:
Second chance by shinedown

We do get in fights, so I give her a second chance?

13. Thoughts on your socks:
Gives You Hell by All American Rejects

They are so annoying to get on! I hate socks! That makes sense!

14. Something you notice about the opposite sex:
Let It Be by the Beatles

Okay then...

15. Thoughts on your last boyfriend/girlfriend:
I dont think about it by Emily Osment (WHY IS THIS ON MY IPOD!)

lol that makes sense! I dont think about them...

16. What's your life story:
Thinking of you by Katy Perry

hmmm...okay?

17. Your motto:
Swing, Swing by All American Rejects

lmfao, so random!

18. Song at your funeral:
Jumper by third eye blind

wow, thats about suicide...not good

19. Something you think about daily:
Where Were You by Every Avenue

lol I was thinking about where you were

20. Your life purpose:
Miserable at best by Mayday Parade

21. Your friends thoughts of you:
Headstrong by Ashley Tisdale(WHY IS THIS ON MY IPOD!)

True...

22. Your favorite hobby/interest:
Rush by Aly and AJ

Weird... I do rush stuff, but its not a hobby...

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song

Be optimistic, The people you hate now, are eventually going to die.

-Tom Green

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

He who laughs last thinks slowest

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the movies and stare at the floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

Answering Machine Recordings:

This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is john's refrigerator. Speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hi. Now YOU say something.

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
Thats not right... Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive... Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao
Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

Two words: Chicken suit.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name "Rock Hard".

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

you know you live in 2009 when...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name

4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling

8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends

9) and...you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5

11) and now you're laughing at your stupidity

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

What I am doing right now: typing this and coughing...

What i am listening to right now: Holiday by Green Day

favorite color: turquoise or lime green

favorite food: anything sweet...I love chinese food too

first thing that comes to ur mind when you hear "george bush":uhhhh a president??

random thing that pops into ur head: Toast

favorite music: I like alternitave, or pop...

random thing about me: I play softball

what i'm wearing:A t-shirt and jeans I'm sick Okay? leave me alone

look to your right, what do you see?: a speaker and tissues...

What's the last thing you ate?: eggs

What's your personality like?weird. crazy.hyper all the time. funny ( i've been told). smartical jk, not really

Who do you have a crush on?: I will never tell you! You have no need to know! Oh yeah, I love Taylor Lautner too!

What was the last thing you thought?:Taylor Lautner

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind? Monkeys...I have no idea why...

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Get the million in one dollar bills, dump them in a pool, and swim in it..xD lol jk I'd but one of the dates with a twilight cast member Crosses fingers Taylor Lautner Taylor lautner Taylor Lautner!

Surveys

Twilight Saga Survey

1. Which book in the series is your favorite?
Eclipse

2. How long did it take you to read the books?
Roughly three to four days each.

3. Who introduced you to the books?
A girl at my school

4. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I bought Twilight. Then borrowed New Moon. Then borrowed Eclipse. Then I bought Breaking Dawn

5. What's your dream ending to the series?
1) No Nessie, Jake is mine

2) bigger war at the end

3)the wolves had a better ending

Favorites:

6. Who is your favorite character?
Jake

7. Who's your favorite vampire?
Emmett

8. Who is your favorite werewolf besides Jacob?
Seth. He is awesome

9. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
There are too many...

1)So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that. Mike in twilight Chapter 1, p.25 10.

You and Billy gossip like old women. Bella Swan, Eclipse Chapter 1, p.14

Is it really so impossible to wear clothes, Jacob? Bella Swan, Eclipse Chapter 10, p.215

I punched a werewolf in the face. Bella Swan, Eclipse. Chapter 15, p.342

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
The Tent Scene in Eclipse...lol

11. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
in Eclipse when she punches him in the face.

Or the whole book of new moon, I love Jacob!

12. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Any time alice has to go shopping with Bella, give her a makeover, or plan a party for her...lol

Favorite adventure/battle?
Edward vs. Victoria. ITs funny when Bella tried to stab herslef...

14. Which book cover was your favorite?
I love them all, but I guess breaking dawn because it was so symbolistic... not because it looked the best though

15. Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Duh

16. Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon

17. New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

18. Eclipse or Twilight?
Eclipse

19. Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Jacob. Real men do not sparkle... and, they are best friends, they're more comfortable with each other, it just seems like a better relationship, and I love Jacob so much, you have no idea...

Who do you like more:

20. Bella or Edward?
Edward

21. Bella or Jacob?
JACOB! (btw I was team Edward before I saw Taylor lautner...so yeah...

22. Bella or Alice?
Alice

23. Alice or Edward?
Edward

24. Alice or Jacob?
Jacob

25. Rosalie or Alice?
Alice

26. Jasper or Alice?
Jasper

27. Jasper or Edward?
Toughie...Jasper

28. Carlisle or Esme?
Carlisle

29. Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett

30. Emmett or Jacob?
ugh my 2 fave characters...Jacob I guess

31. Bella or Rosalie?
I don't really like either...I guess BElla. Rosalie is always mean to my Jakey...

32. Esme or Charlie?
CHARLIE! He is so awesome!

33. Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie

34. Charlie or Billy?
Billy...only in the movie.

35. Jacob or Sam?
JACOB

36. Sam or Quil?
Quil.

37. Quil or Embry?
Embry

wo's the better villain: James or Victoria?
uhhh James...?

39. Werewolves or Vampires?
Wolves

Movie Stuff:

40. How did you first find out about the movie?
my friend told me in gym.

41. What do you think of the casting so far?
It kind of sucks, no lies.

A Few Last Things:

42. In which book did you like Bella's character best?
Eclipse.

43. How about Edward's?
Twilight

44. Jacob's?
BD

45. Alice's?
New Moon.

46. If it were possible, who would you most want to meet in person?
Edward, deff.

47. If there was one thing you would say to Stephenie Meyer, what would it be?
I wouldn't get a chance to say anything. I'd prolly be speechless.

The Soundtrack of my Life Survey:

1. Opening Credits: Speakers Blown by Hit the lights

2. Waking Up Scene: Winter by Joshua Radin

3. Car Driving Scene: How you Remind me by Nickelback

4. High School Flashback Scene: Holiday by Green Day

5. Nostalgic Scene: Slow Down by The Academy is

6. Bitter, Angry Scene: Over My Head by The Fray

7. Break-up Scene: Never Again by Kelly Clarkson

8. Regret Scene: If Everyone Cared by Nickelback

9. Nightclub/Bar Scene: One of those days by Joshua Radin

10. Fight/Action Scene:PLease Dont leave me by Pink

11. Lawn Mowing Scene: Don't Leave me by the All American Rajects

12. Sad, breakdown scene: Tattoo by Jordin Sparks

13. Death Scene: Don't Trust me by 3oh!3 (lol)

14. Funeral Scene: Woah Oh! by Forever the sickest Kids

15. Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: Just the girl by the click five

16.Dreaming About Someone Scene:Weightless by All Time Low

17. Sex Scene: Situations - Escape the Fate (thats akward)

18. Contemplation Scene It's Not Your Fault - New Found Glory

19. Chase Scene: Untouched by the veronicas

20. Happy Love Scene: White Horse by Taylor Swift

21. Happy Friend Scene: The Middly by Jimmy Eat World

22. Closing Credits: Happy Endings by The All American Rejects (lol)