“If being sane means that you should be thinking there's something wrong with being different... then I'd rather be completely fucking mental.” -A yaoi fangirl on DeviantART

About Ki-chan: Lolz! I'm a really random persons! COOKIES :3! Whee! Fly my magic potato FLYYYY! XDDDDD Well I'm a yaoi fangirl and I gotz lotz and lotz of favorite couplez! OMG! Elsto Lucos Menoz ZZZZZZZZ (This is not a real language XDDDD)! I LOOOOOVE Japan! YAY FOR JAPANS! But my mom ish polish and shes wants mes to learn Polish but in truths, I DON'T CARE! I'm in my own little world and I have lots and lots of ideas! I'm a good friend to peoples and I prefer friends on the Internet than real life, cuse in real life if one rumor, one bad thing, just ONE little thing is told about yous, EVERYONE ISH MEAN TO YOU FOR NO REASON! O_O I bet most peoples been there! I thirteen so mes stories aren't the best in the world . . . and my favorite anime persons of all time is TOBI (But I way prefer his real identity Uchiha, Madara who ish real leader of Akatsuki and can control the Kyuubi)! I'm in my own little world, and I sorta stand out, sometimes I'm talking random stuff like "OMG!! I JUST SAW A FLING CHEESE GRATER!! WHEEE! IIIIIIIIIII WANNA COOKIE!!" then other times I'm staring off in the distance, you can tell cuse I'm staring out the window and completely ignore EVERYTHING around me. A BUNCH OF BUILDINGS WOULD BLOW UP AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT! In real life, you could pass by me anyday and you would have no clue that it's me :3! That's the magic of the Internet, be what you want and don't give a (Insert random swearword here) about anything else! Wells, if you wasted your time to read this and your a single guy looking for a girl and is desperate . . . OMG!! STALKER!! STOP READING!! PLZ!! I DONWANNA STALKER T_T! If you ish a friend wondering what to get my on my birthday, MANGA, ANIME DVDS, OR VIDEOS GAMES WILL DO! And if your just wondering who mez is! Thanks for wasting a minute of your life XDDD! :3

Ki-chan's One-shot Challenge: Yay! Ki-chan put a challenge collum on mez profile :D ! Now, of course you all know my list of favorite yaoi couples at the bottom right? I'M GOING TO WRITE A ONE-SHOT FOR EVERY SINGE ONE OF THEM!! YUPP!! Now I know it might take awhile but I'm attempting to get it all done ASAP so I can update Our Road of No Return or Demoned Away. Oh and for my REALLY long stories, I'll post updates for them as well on here! Just scroll down under What Ki-chan is up to!

Ki-chan's Writer Challenge! Are you up to the test?!: Oh yes, Ki-chan has a writers challenge! You see, while I'm writing fanfics and stuff, I never have ANY time for my millions of other ideas! Though . . . I have an idea that will make a REALLY good fanfic! Have you ever seen the anime Vampire Knight? No? If not, WATCH IT! It's a good anime and you can easily find it on animefreak.tv or Youtube! Anyway, I came up with this idea over-night that kinda reminds me of the first fanfic I EVER wrote! It was a cross-over of Vampire Knight and Naruto, and I'm planning to do the same thing here . . . ONLY WITH HARRY POTTER! There is no prize! This is only for fun, but I do plan on going to every Harry Potter master list I can find to get that fanfic posted (MEANING: MAJOR ADVRITISING!)! Peoples say I'm good at speading the word too, so it's a good talent to have! Of course . . . it takes A LOT of work, so I prefer NOT to do it for my fanfics . . . too annoying. Oh! And there are rules so listen up, and I have my reasons for EACH one of them:

1.) Main couple MUST be HP/LV or HP/TMR shash (Meaning Harry and Voldemort people!)! Why? This is my favorite couple, and I wish to see more original ideas for it! Though you are welcome to use ANY temporairy couple you wish with Harry and Volde, of course, it MUST be HP/LV in the end. Other than that, your welcomed to use HP/DM or other couples of your choice.

2.) Voldemort (Or Tom, or whatever you want to call him . . .) MUST be a vampire! Why? We need someone to take the role of the Pure-blood vampire that practically controls the night classes! Of course . . . Voldemort will be a half-vampire, though considered pure due to the power of the Salazar blood-line to prevent him from being tainted (In other words . . . prevent him become a level E vampire! If Volde was a level E . . . THE WORLD WOULD BE DOOMED!)!

3.) NO SNAKE-FACE LOOK FOR VOLDE! Go with the older version of Tom Riddle, or make up something similar (Only WITH a nose and mouth . . . HAIR TOO!) . . . Also, his eyes will change from whatever eye color you choose (Though it would be better to stick with a teal or green sorta color), into blood-red at night! Why? Because in the serise Kaname (the role Volde will be playing), is REALLY populare with the girls with both his looks and personality! Pluse, the eye changing thing is to symbolize his vampire nature!

4.) NO MAGIC! Just Vampires and their Vampire magic! HOGWARTS DOES NOT EXSIT IN THIS FANFIC! It MUST take place at Cross Academy! There is only HUMANS and VAMPIRES! If there was magic, Cross Academy would not be needed since Vampires would learn from their own clans and would only be going to schools like Durmstrang. PLUSE! Since the Vampire exsitence was discovered, that would mean the ENTIRE magic world was found! Then we'd have nuclear wars, prejudge, and raceism. Too problematice.

5.) Harry MUST be a prefect! He will be taking the role of Zero through the serise, though is rarely noticed by the group of Vampires. Easily forgotten amoung the group, while Volde focuses his attention on the character playing the role of Yuki.

6.) THE CHARACTER PLAYING THE ROLE OF YUKI COULD BE ANYONE! Though it would be better if it were someone like Bellatrix since she craved Volde's attention in Harry Potter, though it's only a sugestion! Feel free to use whoever you wish. Though since there is only one girl and one boy prefect, the person who is playing the role of Yuki WILL BE A PREFECT! This means that whoever you choose to play Yuki MUST BE A GIRL! Unless . . . you WANT to do a gender change!

7.) Harry draws Voldemort's attention away from the character playing the role of Yuki at some point. Though HOW it happens it up to you! PFFT! MAKE HARRY A VAMPIRE HUNTER AND KILL THE GIRL PREFECT FOR ALL I CARE!

8.) For the other charcters of the Night and Day classes at Cross Academy, you may use anyone you wish. PFFT! MAKE DUMBLEDORE A VAMPIRE FOR ALL I CARE (But nothing TOO unreasonable!)

9.) THERE MUST BE FANGIRL BASHING! Oh yes . . . Volde and Harry's relationship gets out in the open at some point! OH THE CHOAS THIS WILL CAUSE! Also, for all those fangirls who think it is FUNNY to have Harry raped by pissed off day and night students cuse' of the relationship, THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! If your going to use my idea, you need a little restraint! Though your welcomed to put a little rated M parts here and there. Go for it!

10.) VOLDE MUST MAKE HARRY A HALF-VAMPIRE LIKE HIMSELF AT SOME POINT! But as said before, the Salazar blood-line was so powerful, it makes the powers of Half-blood vampires pure. MEANING VOLDE IS TAKING HARRY AS HIS CONSORT ONCE HE CHANGES HIM INTO A VAMPIRE! Use the Vampire Knight plot for insparation!

Ja-ne (Bye)! Enjoy the challenge!

What Ki-chan is up to (Last Updated: July 27, 2009 at 12:55 PM Central Time):

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Why has Ki-chan screamed you ask? BAND HAS STARTED UP AGAIN O-O (DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN!)! And why am I screaming you ask? That means dehidration, hot days, endless marching, teachers who repeat the same thing over seventy times, vision black-outs, band teachers who won't let us take a BRAKE, and TWO HOURS of the whole pain for an ENTIRE WEEK! Oh . . . but that isn't the worst part, no, no, no. When Ki-chan is tired, Ki-chan doesn't think much . . . MEANING THE UPDATING OF MY FANFICS WON'T BE HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON! -Insert Boos here- Yes, yes, I know. My band teachers are evil! UUUUURG! So tired . . . going to take a nap . . . legs feel like jelly . . . vision . . . blacking . . . out . . . -Falls alseep-

Demoned Away fanfic updates: Okay, If your mad at me because I didn't update recently, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND! But listen! I had a SEVEN page chapter all ready for you guys TILL MY MOM TOOK MY LABTOP AWAY AND DELETED IT! T_T all my hard work for nothing! UNFAIRRR! Now I'm so upset I won't update for awhile . . . EVIL PARENTS! Also, I've released a new fanfic, so updates won't continue until I finish The Dawn of Darkness . . . KI-CHAN SAYS SORRY! T_T

Our Road of No Return fanfic updates: Now your probably wondering why I didn't update in SOOO long! Well I was working on Demoned Away and The Dawn of Darkness as well and . . . I was thinking about sending Deidara back to his own world or not . . . yup, it was my plan to tear them apart after they fell in love so Deidara could fall in love with the Madara in his world, or otherwise known as Tobi. BUT WAIT! Don't get mad at me yet! I'm thinking of extending their time together, maybe a few chapters . . . and the truth is, I wanted to make you guys cry (I am so evil this week)! -Doges sheo being thrown- I deserved that . . . -Gets struck by lightning- That too . . . T_T

The Dawn of Darkness fanfic updates: Sorry for not posting -dodges sheo-! HEY! WHO THREW THAT?! -Glares- . . . ANYWAY, Ki-chan came up with a new fanfic idea, so Ki-chan will be working on dat one instead -Dodges water ballon- . . . People REALLY want Ki-chan to get hurt today -Glares at people-. It's called When the Demons Cry and it's based off of Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni anime! If you want to watch it go on www.animefreak.tv! VIEWER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED! Ja-ne (Bye)! -Poofs away-

When the Demons Cry fanfic updates: Yay! A new fanfic has been posted! WOOT! Ki-chan's newest fanfic is based off the anime Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, and you can watch the show on www.animefreak.tv! :P Lily gets a preview and you all don't because I'm a cruel person! XD Pure evil! I'm planning on HarryXTom Riddle (AKA Voldemort, for all the idiots who never read the second book or watched the second movie, which I can't see WHY you didn't do in the first place.) slash later on in the fanfic . . . or in the sequel . . . ether way, THERE'S GOING TO BE YAOI! Ki-chan will not be posting the fanfic until the first chapter is up, if it already is up, GOOD! I'm probably just too lazy to update this thing (It's true . . .)! READER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS OF THIS FANFIC! Ja-ne (Bye) Poofs away . . .

Ki-chan's favorite yaoi couples :3 :

Naruto:

SasukeXNaruto

KakuzuXHidan

ItachiXNaruto (Rarely though)

ItachiXSasuke (Rarely though)

DeidaraXTobi (DeidaraXMadara)

Hikaru No Go:

SaiXHikaru (OH COMMON! PEOPLE! THIS COUPLE MAKES ALOTOF SENSE! ONLY A FEW FANFICTIONS! MORE FANFICS HERE PLEASE!!)

Death Note:

LightXL

Junjou Romantica:

MisakiXUsagi

(The other two storyline couples whose names I forgot -_-')

Tsubasa Chronicles:

FaiXKuro (I used his nickname Fai gave him cuse his name is too long!)

Prince of Tennis:

RyomaXTezuka

Avatar the Last Airbender:

AangXZuko (AHHH! MORE FANFICTIONS NEEDED HERE PLEASE!!)

Harry Potter:

HarryXDraco (Rarely though)

HarryXVoldomort (BWHAHAHAHA! PAIR UP THE MORTAL ENEMYS! I AM SO EVIL!!)

Silver Diamond:

ChigusaXRakan (MORE FANFICTIONS NEEDED IN THE WHOLE SILVER DIAMOND CATEGORY!)

Ayame PrinceXKinri (I think I spelled Kinri right . . . I think . . .)

Yu-Gi-Oh:

YugiXKiba

YugiXYami (When you search, it's Yami Y. for Yami Yugi, or Dark Yugi, since there are a bunch of different Yamis, Yami's real name is Atem.)

+Anima:

SenriXCooro (ONLY THREE STORIES!! THIS ONE NEEDS MORE UPDATING THAN SILVER DIAMOND, FOR SENRI AND COORO!)

Samurai Jack:

AkuXJack (I'M REACHING NEW LEVELS FOR MORTAL ENEMY YAOI HERE!)

Fullmetal Alchemist:

RoyXEd (One of my passtime couples!)

Bleach:

IchigoXRenji (Whaaat?! When Renji's hair is not tied up the mental image is just damn hot!)

Want to find the Silver Diamond and +Anima Manga?

Go to http://manga.animea.net/silver-diamond-chapter-1.html, they have the whole serise so far! Book 4 in english comes out in April 7, 2009 in a bookstore near you (Lol it sounds like an advertisement)! The +Anime manga can be found on the same websight! NO CASH NEEDED :D

My Favorite Songs:

All Alone by Eiko Shimamiya

Dear You by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (KI-CHAN'S THEME SONG! :D)

Diary of Jane by Breakin Benjamin

So Cold by Breakin Benjamin

Evil Angel by Breakin Benjamin

Dance with the Devil by Breakin Benjamin

ALL the songs by Three Days Grace!

Numb by Linkin Park

What I've Done by Linkin Park

Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park

In the End by Linkin Park

Runaway by Linkin Park

Easier to Run by Linkin Park

No Roads Left by Linkin Park

Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park

Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park

New Divide by Linkin Park

ALL the songs by Evanescence!

LOVE LOVE SHINE by Riyu Kosaka

Angel Falls By Dance Dance Revolution

Air Opening Theme By Air TV

Ergo Proxy Opening Theme by Egro Proxy

Akatsuki Theme by Naruto

Lights Theme by Death Note

Death Note Opening One by Death Note

Death Note Ending One by Death Note

Caramelldansen by Supergott

L's theme by Death Note

Death Note Ending 2 by Death Note

Still Doll by Vampire Knight

Vampire Knight Opening One by Vampire Knight

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni by Eiko Shimamiya

LIFE by Yui

Deep Forest by Inuyasha

Loveless Opening 1 by Loveless

Elfen Lied Opening by Elfen Lied

Snow Kiss by D. Gray Man

Fading Away by Demon Hunter

Main Theme by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

Opening One by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

Opening Two by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

(These are just SO FAR, so I'm not adding anymore!)

Favorite Anime (Not in Order):

Trinty Blood

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

Vampire Knight

Death Note

Prince of Tennis

Hikaru No Go

Tsubasa Chronicle

Inuyasha

Ergo Proxy

Junjou Romantica

Amatsuki

Rurouni Kenshin

Samurai Champloo

Oran High School Host Club

Loveless

Kirepapa

Elfen Lied

Ugly Yet Beautiful World

Utawarerumono (I think I spelled it wrong though)

Dragon Ball

D. Gray Man

Black Cat

D.N. Angel

Wolf's Rain

Devil May Cry

Yami No Matsuei

Fullmetal Alchemest

Mirage of Blaze

Code Gease

Bleach

Soul Eater

Rosario + Vampire

Fate/Stay Knight

Slam Dunk

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Samurai Jack (CARTOON NOT AN ANIME! To find the episodes for free go on www.animefreak.tv !)

Avatar the Last Airbender (ALSO A CARTOON! NOT IN THE ANIME CATEGORY!)

(There are many more I had most likely forgotten about, but I think I got most of em, SOME ARE YAOI SO BE WARNED!!)

THINGS I REALLY HATE:

Cinemark popcorn! I GOT FOOD POSIONING FIVE TIMES FROM THAT CRAP (Yet I eat it anyway . . . IT'S JUST SO GOOD)! They should really get sued . . .

SPAM Messages in my inbox! LIKE HELL I'LL EARN A MILLION DOLLARS! Go bother someone else, I don't give a crap about money! As long as I have my labtop, TV, and bed, I'm happy!

RABID FANGIRLS! T-T DON'T KILL ME! . . . Please . . .

Amane Misa from the anime Death Note! GET OVER LIGHT, HE'S USING YOU DAMMIT! . . . She's a total air-head . . .

Getting the flue, food posioning, soar throat, and JUST ABOUT ALL SICKNESSES! THEIR A HELL TO DEAL WITH!

My band teachers! Their giving me a hell damn it! (I will not mention any names because on the off chance that the rumors that my band teacher is gay is true, then THIS IS FOR MY OWN SAFETY!)

Going out on a hot day! This is the one of the reasons why I hate by band teachers! MARCHING BAND?! IN 100 DEGREES! I think not!

When people get overly-detailed on the homes in a fanfic. NO OFFENCE . . . BUT IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!

Dumbledore! The manipulative bastard can go to hell for all I care!

Dumbledore's pawns . . . unless they break away from him somehow. WHY WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR HIM ANYWAY?! This is just like KIRA manipulating Misa . . .

When Voldemort is TOO much of a killer! EVEN I KNOW HE WOULDN'T KILL CHILDREN PEOPLE! That's stupid and a waste of time, unless done to cause insecuritys in the light. THEY MAKE HIM A TOTAL MURDERER! It's true he is one . . . BUT STILL! Don't make him go on a killing spree to kill muggles unless to mess with the light in some way. NOTHING THE DARK LORD DOES IS POINTLESS!

Harry OC couples! . . . REALLY?! . . . I MEAN SERIOUSLY! You people are desperate! The closest you can get into dating the REAL Harry Potter is if you dated the actor himself!

Headaches . . . causes writers block . . . real pain in the ass . . .

Chilly! HOW THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE EAT THAT STUFF?! Did you know that there are bugs attracted into that factory that makes that stuff and then the flies get caught and end up in that crap you guys eat! Think twice before you eat Chilly people. And did I mention it smells like shit?

Manga and Anime that JUST WON'T COME OUT SOON ENOUGH! I'm not a paitent person people . . .

Fanfics that have a cliff-hanger as an ending! I MEAN COMMON! If it's the end and there's no sequal, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!

Flamers! ALL AUTHORS HATE FLAMERS! You flame me, I flame you back! After all . . . my rule is "An Eye for an Eye!"

MOVIES LIKE TWILIGHT! Unless it's yaoi romance . . . then it's KAWAII! I've never read the book, but I heard it's WAY better than the movie. Harry Potter has more action than Twilight, and more to the story. I feel as if they rushed it in the end of the movie . . .

Nerds . . . NERDS WHO WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT POKEMON! -Glares- Yes Matt . . . I mean YOU! DUDE! YOU EVEN GOT BRITANY SPEARS SONGS ON YOUR IPOD, POKEMON UNDERWEAR (Which I DIDN'T need to know . . .), AND TRUST ME . . . YOU HANG OUT WITH THE TWO LAMEST GUYS IN SCHOOL! -Sigh- You need help more than I DO! And I've met people in mental hospitals more sane than me!

Light Yagami! Okay . . . I liked Light at first and all . . . BUT HE REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF DUMBLEFUCK WAYYYY TOO MUCH! I'm an offical L fan now people!

Fanfics that you have to wait for longer than a month to come out! Okay . . . don't start ranting about my updating now, I hate it just as much as the next reader! But hey! I can't help it if I have writers block!

MY BROTHER! . . . If you call him "Ki-chan's brother", I WILL HURT YOU! THAT BASTARD IS WORSE THAN DUDLEY! HE IS NO FAMILY OF MINE! . . . Maybe I'll change my name one day . . . I've never felt connected with my family, they only give me food and shealter . . . they are no family of mine.

Quotes I did this out of boredom instead of working on my fanfics! XD

"Hello, I'm Dave! I'M HERE TO BLOW UP YOUR TOWN!" -A random movie that was on TV

"An eye for an eye, my friend." -L from Death Note

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately . . . it kills all its pupils . . ." -Louis Hector Berlioz

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions . . ." -Unknown

"Someone who smiles when something goes wrong, is thinking of who to blame it on in their place . . ." -Revised quote by Robert Bloch

"I'll take a potatoe chip . . . AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami AKA Kira from Death Note

"YAOI?! . . . With me and Harry . . . ME AND HARRY?! I've heard of this issue before, but IT IS JUST FUCKIN MENTAL!! Sigh . . . Muggles and their insane fantasys . . ." -Voldemort and his reaction to HP/LV . . . XD

"MERLINS BEARD! . . . For one, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! Two, YOUR ALL INSANE! And three, THAT MAN MURDERED MY PARENTS! ALL THE MORE REASON TO HATE HIM! Tell me, have ANY of these fangirls cheaked into mental insitution recently?!" -Harry Potter's recation to HP/LV yaoi

". . . You know what, Ki-chan. I've met people in mental hospitals talking to inatimate objects, eating their own fleash, and hearing voices in their head, AND THEY ARE ALL MORE SANE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!" -Her Pratiness AKA The Jerk Named Hikari!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Okay people, I just have one thing to say: SHUT UP! Its' not true and all you racist and serotipical bastards out there need to GET OVER IT! I mean, look at me! People thing it's "funny" to taunt me! -Smirk- Wait till they discover the real me this year. After all, I'm CUNNING so I MUST be a liar! Not true in the least . . . that is, unless your my brother and BELIVE the crap I talk about. -Snickers- I remember when I got him to wear a dress . . . good times, neh?

People who have suggestions to my writing, and stuff to help me and all, EMAIL ME! At rosutoki@yahoo.com ! :3