| hyperStatic |
Author has written 32 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Scrubs, Death Note, Magical x Miracle, Elemental Gelade, Kiki's Delivery Service, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Ichigo Mashimaro, Cowboy Bebop, and Furi Kuri: FLCL. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!! I got sooooo bloody bored staring at the same Profile every 5 seconds! So here's the new one! Sigh Well, I go by the name HyperStatic here... Look, I chose the name HyperStatic because a- I seem to be eletrocuted at least once every day and b- I go hyper my fair share too. It is nothing to do with the HyperStatic Union, some weirdo Christian Rock band! I only found out who they were like YESTERDAY!! YESTERDAY, DAMN YOU!! Nah, I found out a while back... but I did create the account before I discovered the horrible truth... But I won't change my name. I like it. I like the gothic look, and seldom do I wear anything other than BlAcK apart from when I HaVe To. My favourite music is usually what's hip in mosh pits... Generally: My Chemical Romance, GreenDay, Evanescence, Nightwish, Muse, Linkin Park, Paramore, Metallica, Slipknot, Framing Hanley, Bowling for Soup, 30 Seconds to Mars, Inme, Rise Against, etc. But mainly MCR, GreenDay, Paramore and Evanescence. I'll do a proper bit now for fave stuff. Anime: FMA, Blood, Tokyo Mew Mew, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, .Hack series, Ouran High School Host club, that awesomated Powerpuff Girl anime- I saw a bit of it, I want to see the rest, Ghibli Films, Haruhi- which, by the way, is totally overrated-, and a lot more...Fave Manga: Hmm, FMA, MagicalxMiracle, Cowboy Bebop, Haruhi, .hACK//lEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT, Death Note, Dears, Dark Edge, Fruits Basket, etc. Fave films: Bruce Almighty, Animal Farm animated, the live action sux, Coraline, The Hills Have Eyes original, remake and 2nd film, Saw, Tokyo Eyes, that Wallace and Gromit one- curse of the Wererabbit, it's HILARIOUS, the amazingly cheesy Spongebob film LOL, 8 mile with eminem, etc... it goes on. Fave T.V Shows: if you're an American you may not recognise some of them. Big Bang Theory, Scrubs, Friends, QI, Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week, Peep Show British version, Live at the Apollo, That Mitchell and Webb look, Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow, The Simpsons, 8 out of 10 Cats, Outnumbered On my MP3: Holiday, 21 Guns and Minority by Green Day, I Don't Wish You Were Dead Anymore and Punk Rock 101 by Bowling for Soup, Lollipop by Saving Hanley, Stan by Eminem, Dead and Helena by My Chemical Romance, Nemo by Nightwish, Undisclosed Desires and Supermassive Black Hole by Muse, Wheels by Foo Fighters, The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars, Sulfur and Dead Memories by Slipknot, Like You and Tourniquet by Evanescence, Numb by Linkin Park, Saviour by Rise Against, Ignorance by Paramore, and others Please PM me if you wish. I'm the friendly type and you'll always get a reply. If you're nice to me I'll reply to your next PM, and the next, etc. We may end up friends! Provided you always agree with me. That's a joke. No it isn't. I love RACCOONS! They're my fave animal! P.M's about raccoons will be replied to quicker! I LOVE raccoons! Did I mention I love raccoons? My anime crush right now: Umm... Dunno... I've kinda gone off anime. Nothing interests me right now. My real person crush: Okay so sue me, I lied when I said it was no-one! I like 3 people: Gerard Way from MCR, Billie Joe Armstrong from greenday, and comedian David Mitchell! I know, I have terrible taste, because Gerard has really creepy teeth, and David used to be mega-fat, but still... I love to talk. Seriously. So if you like conversations that go on for a while, fire at will. And recently I've for some reason developed a habit of singing "Ooh, Chicken Salad, You're soo tasty, oooh, I love chicken salad, oooh" for no reason. And I PM like I talk, so don't be alarmed if that happens. I hate Twilight. Loathe it with every fibre of my SOUL! But, my friends like it... I also loathe stereotypical teens that say "Random!", "Cheese!", "Awesome!", "Amazing!" and stuff. it's so annoying. They have such a low mword count in their vocabulary, but I digress... Check out my friends Nikita and Poppy on the site. Nikita's called FUNKY MONKEY 24 and Poppy is called LIL MISS MAD. I've favourited them. This is creepy!: A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. The Ten Rules of Cara aka me Please do not copy without asking me first if you like them- they're like my 10 commandments! Took me 5 whole mins to come up with! 1. The sloth sleeps 10 hours a day, let him be our guide 2. If you can avoid work, do. 3. Nothing in life is worth having unless it was made by someone else. 4. Man cannot live by bread alone, so lather it in tuna. 5. Idiots speak the truth. 6. Violence is always the answer. 7. Always say never. Or "ain't gonna happen." 8. Raccoons will one day rule the world, so suck up now. 9. Save the dolphins. 10. Don't ever listen to Cara. LOTS OF LOVE, -Hyperstatic- | |||||||
1. Who Your Real Friends Are » reviewsThere's some things that are best left unsaid, and there are some things nobody will believe anyway. Borderline M but not quite. Don't like, don't read, as they say.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-18-09 - Sayu Y. & Matsuda T.2. Are Bookworms real? » reviewsFueryxSciezka fluff!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - Kain F. & Sciezska3. Box » reviewsThere's a box, and with it comes an air of mystery...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 11-12-09 - Roy M. & Jean H. - Complete4. Sacred Heart Songbook » reviewsRandom nursery ryhmes SCRUBS STYLE! If you have any pop-song requets I'll do those too!Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 6-10-095. The Full Circle reviewsLife isn't a circle... is it? OneshotDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-09 - Sayu Y. & Matsuda T. - Complete6. Nemo reviewsA songfic. For Misa. I know she can annoy, but it's because her heart is in turmoil. And he won't save her.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-09 - Light Y. & Misa A. - Complete7. Flowers reviewsHow come she'd never been with flowers? Oneshot.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-10-09 - S. Gevanni & Halle L. - Complete8. And so I Dream reviewsHe's not nervous... God, but he is. ONESHOTDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-9-09 - S. Gevanni & Halle L. - Complete9. After Hours » reviewsShe vowed never to love as she passed over the grave, and the only thing left was to die for to save." Lidner doesn't need a man, she's made that very clear. But that won't stop him trying...Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - S. Gevanni & Halle L.10. Clearer WaterShe's been waiting. And he's been, too. She's like a phantom, and now the water's blue. MamimixNaota.Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete11. A Game of ChanceFaye won't leave him nap while he could be teasing him... Borderline T if you read between the lines, but I could jut be being overly-cautious.Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 7-27-09 - Spike S. & Faye V.12. Stupid reviewsSeraphia looks at her life and self, and she's young, but has she lost it? Short piece.Magical x Miracle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete13. Oblivious reviewsShort One-shot. If music be the food of love, then what do earphones make?Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-09 - S. Gevanni & Halle L. - Complete14. Fall Away reviewsThey were falling away, and there was nothing to stop that. But maybe they'd catch themseles somewhere along the line. T for safety as it may be upsetting. MatsuxSayu!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-09 - Matsuda T. & Sayu Y.15. Who the Hell is THAT! reviewsA Death Note-style tribute for Michael Jackson. Gevanni doesn't know who Michael Jackson was, and he seems to have an obsession with Barrack Obama. No offence to the Jackson 5,I have total respect for them.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-09 - Halle L. & S. Gevanni - Complete16. Ignored reviewsThey're part of the scenery and it isn't fair.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - S. Gevanni & A. Rester - Complete17. Dinosaurs at the NPA? reviewsA very, very, VERY short fic, more like a joke than anything. You'll grt thr title when you read it. Spoiler free!Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-09 - Sayu Y. & Matsuda T. - Complete18. She Is reviewsOne-shot songfic for Matsuda and Sayu. "In an uncaring Tokyo..." Not too angsty, but near enough.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-09 - Matsuda T. & Sayu Y. - Complete19. Yes reviewsYuki is always so quiet and gentle, a rock in the sea of a busy life. Non-romantic ONE SHOT but if you squint some romantic hints?Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-09 - Yuki N. & Haruhi S. - Complete20. Ferns are Spiky? reviewsA one-shot about Fern and Ferns.Magical x Miracle - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete21. It Seemed Like an Idea at the TimeChika's not weird because of the pen, and she'll be damned if she doesn't prove it.Ichigo Mashimaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete22. Light Switch reviewsThe light switch looks all plain and innocent, but it's not.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-09 - Kyon & Yuki N. - Complete23. I Deny Everything reviewsTell me." "No!" Aizawa is an annoyed man. DECIDE FOR YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENED!Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-09 - Matsuda T. & Sayu Y. - Complete24. Confessions of a Hughes reviewsHughes is an idiot at the best of times, and Mustang's not happy. SPOILERS for season one, vol.4, dedicated to MICHAEL JACKSON! WOOH! It has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-09 - Roy M. & Maes H. - Complete25. Witches and Where's WallyA tribute to Tombo's Where's Wally T-shirt- it's never credited with the respect it deserves!Could be friendship, or... You can decide.Kiki's Delivery Service - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete26. Elements of Fate reviewsRen rises to the world once again, and many thoughts flitter through her mind.Elemental Gelade - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-09 - Complete27. Package and Music reviewsMerleawe didn't care for music, nor the Post Office. But for him... Could be one-sided or two, it's up to you.Magical x Miracle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-25-09 - Complete28. Understandable? reviewsFalman's called into the office one morning. And Mustang's got a problem. A big one.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-09 - Farman V. & Roy M. - Complete29. Muffins reviewsMatsuda's just got back from the Yagami's. He knows something, and won't spill.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-09 - Matsuda T. & Sayu Y. - Complete30. Fma Deleted Scenes reviewsScenes that didn't make it.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete31. Tree reviewsRowdy was in a tree. At the top.Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-09 - Janitor & C. D. Turk - Complete32. It Was Falman reviewsA game of chess between Falman and Havoc.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-09 - Jean H. & Farman V. - Complete