Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Name: Martha J. Brown
I am a massive bookworm. I love every kind of book as long as it's not some weird murder mystery that's really quite creepy. I don't like books that scare me :L I would probably say my favourite series or set of books are the Harry Potter books, I also love The Twilight Saga, Vampire Beach, Morganville Vamps and The Chaos Walking Trilogy. Hummmmmmm, not really sure what else to say now. I don't just read of course, I also compete in swimming, I'm on the school teams for Football (Soccer), Rounders (Similar to baseball I think), Hockey, Badminton, Netball and Basketball. I'm also musical, I ply Clarinet, I sing and I'm in the process of learning the piano.
So far I've only written 1 story for FF as technically the rest are poems. I have translated the story into French but if you are French or if you are going to recommend it to a French person please be aware that it is translated by hand so may be slightly off :S Everything I've written so far is set during New Moon from either Edward's pov or Bella's, always despairing. If you're not into doom and gloom then it's probably not best to read my writing. Even though I've never written for any other category than Twilight it's mainly because I'm actually quite bad at thinking up plots. If anybody likes my style of writing and has a good plot but can't write it then feel free to PM me and I'll see if I like it :) Oh, and one last thing: please, if you don't like what you read then don't send me flames. I'm all for constructive criticism or compliments but if you're just going to insult me don't bother -There, I've said my piece so now go ahead and read or don't read :) Thanks
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
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23 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
6. My mother taught me: IRONY
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
8. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
10. My mother taught me: WEATHER
11. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
12. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
14. My mother taught me: ENVY.
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
16. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
17. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
18. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
19. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
20.My Mother taught me: GENETICS
21.My Mother taught me: ABOUT MY ROOTS
22.My Mother taught me: WISDOM
23. And my favorite: My mother taught me: JUSTICE
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Angry people need hugs...or sharp objects...
Fruit loops are like gay cheerios!!
Stupid sign: Caution water on road when raining (I ask my self who came up with that genius conclusion?)
Justin Bieber: defining gay since 2009
YOU! OFF MY PLANET!
Why does nobody ever use the olive crayon...poor crayon!
I see dumb people reading this
WARNING! Do not read this phrase! (You did didn't you!!)
Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either!
A black cat crossing your path signifies...that the animal is going somewhere
I speak sarcasm as a second language
Vampires prefer brunnettes which I am! (Ok, so that's not strictly sarcastic but oh well!!)
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is definitely not for you!
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
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Love vs Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then she had planned, and had to walk home alone. she wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe fromharm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security rapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safty and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could reconize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer had thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they could ask the man one question. Diane was curious to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truely believe in God...Yes there are many people in the world. But God walks beside you always.
I'm a Christian and Proud! You don't have to be one either to believe in God!
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
The Stupid Test
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(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
( ) You have eaten a bug (but not swallowed it!)
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