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Author has written 43 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Brokeback Mountain, House, M.D., Spider-Man, Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland. Nerdy I recently signed a petition on http://www.theultimatejoker.com/ for having the Joker character banned from all future Batman flicks to protect Heath Ledger's legacy. I encourage you to sign up! "We're old friends, the Joker and I." I have many other quotes of dear Dr. Crane's I could station here, but doing so would very nearly make this a mile long. EXPERT PSYCHOLOGY: SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE... | |||||||||
1. Jonny's BTAS Complaints reviewsJonathan Crane has a major problem with how his character was portrayed in the old nineties cartoon "Batman the Animated Series." Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete2. Better Every Time reviewsA kinky night in an odd place. Graphic Joker/Crane. R & R please.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete3. Crane's Trippin Balls reviewsThis story is so wrong in so many ways. Inspired by the YouTube video of the same title. Involves Harvey Dent, a poor poodle, the Joker, and of course the awesome drugged Jonathan Crane. Implied Joker/Crane.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-09 - J. Crane & Harvey D. - Complete4. Arkham Ethics Is One Big Joke reviewsBruce definitely thinks so, though Dr. Crane would prefer to snobbishly disagree. NO slash. The Joker and Rachel Dawes are mentioned. Some sarcastic humor. OC?Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-09 - J. Crane & Bruce W./Batman - Complete5. Jonny's Got Back reviewsThe Joker pays homage to his fetish - in a way that's rather embarrassing for a certain doctor we all know. Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-09 - J. Crane & Joker6. Jonny's Sexy Moonwalk reviewsJonny performs one of the most famous dance moves of all time - in a surprising way. Rated for drug use and nudity. Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete7. Despair reviewsOur favorite couple is in jail for reasons I won't reveal here. Jonny's acting menopausal and Joker comforts him in the only way he can. Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete8. He's WHAT? reviewsNorman Roberts and his henchmen will never be the same after they make a business deal with the Joker - especially when they discover Jonathan's secret. Joker/Crane slash, strong language, some objectionable concepts.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete9. Are We Having Fun Yet? reviewsJonny certainly isn't. Inspired by "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback. Joker/Crane Origin Story #3, after "Newfound Desires" and "Bruises". GRAPHIC Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete10. Pet Me reviewsThis was insane. This was bad behavior. VERY bad behavior. . .Then why was he doing this in the first place? Joker/Crane slash. Slightly OoC.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete11. He's A Lady reviewsBATMAN FINDS OUT THAT JONNY AND THE JOKER ARE GAY! Borrowings from Breakfast on Pluto again. Don't want to say anything much because it might give away the plot. Humerously OoC.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete12. Hard Eye Candy reviewsIt's Joker's birthday - and Jonny gives him a VERY naughty present. Transvestism inspired by the film "Breakfast on Pluto", in which the gorgeous Cillian Murphy also stars. Funny, hot, kinky Joker/Crane slash, mildly graphic.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete13. A FearFilled Web reviewsPeter Parker has just begun to discover his powers when he meets Joker and Crane - and refusal of their "business offer" may have terrifying consequences. Movie-based. Go Spidey, Go! Implied Joker/Crane, if you think about a few words in the "right" way.Crossover - Spider-Man & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-09 - Peter P./Spider-Man & J. Crane - Complete14. Some Like It Hot reviewsCliche title, I know. Just another summer night at Arkham Asylum, Joker and Crane doing some really naughty things in Jonny's office. These are rated "M" for a reason, folks! Joker/Crane too hot for words, short, sexy, sweet.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete15. Lumbar Discovery reviewsJonathan is once again at the mercy of a certain diagnostician - who discovers something about him that will give Crane just one more reason to hate Dr. Gregory House. Implied Joker/Crane, implied House/Wilson. Sequel-ish to "Awkward Interruption".Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-09 - G. House & J. Crane - Complete16. Bruises » reviewsCHAOS. Violence. Torture. It's the Joker at his best - er, worst - and Jonathan Crane and one unlucky henchman are dragged along for the ride. Post-TDK. MY FIRST MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! FINALLY COMPLETE!Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,474 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-21-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete17. Smells Like Scarecrow Spirit reviewsThe Joker's taste in music has begun to grow on Jonathan - with a little help from Scarecrow. Short, funny, sexy. Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete18. Model Gift reviewsThe Joker goes into a gay bar one night on the pretext of meeting a couple of his boyfriend's acquaintances - and Jonathan has a delicious surprise for him. Joker/Crane naughtiness.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-14-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete19. Pleasure reviewsJust another sexy, romantic night in Jonathan's apartment bed. Need I say more? hahaha Experiments with free-verse poetry-ish prose. Joker/Crane slash. Duh.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete20. Injection reviewsJonathan begins coughing up blood during a police interrogation - and is promptly rushed to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, where his meeting with Dr. House ends in tragedy. Cliche lines, no slash. Rating has been lowered!Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-09 - G. House & J. Crane - Complete21. Awkward Interruption reviewsDrs. House and Wilson are getting ready to go home to House's, erm, house for the night. They stop by House's office - and run into two VERY unexpected characters, one of whom has a special relationship with Wilson. House/Wilson & Joker/Crane, both slash.Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-09 - J. Wilson & J. Crane - Complete22. The Cheshire Grin reviewsThe Cheshire Cat has "stolen" the Joker's smile - and he wants it back. No slash.Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-09 - Joker - Complete23. If U Seek Harley reviewsIt is the day of a certain jester-girl's funeral - and the person to whom she told THEIR SECRET is finally revealed! Follows "Not Here." Joker/Crane slash, implied Harley/you'llfindout.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-7-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete24. To Make One's Eight reviewsEnnis comes to watch Jack ride in a rodeo - and Jack has a close call with a bull. Ennis/Jack slash, obviously.Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete25. Not Here reviewsThe Joker and Jonathan FINALLY confront Harley about her knowledge of their secret! Will she make it out alive? The final? installment in the "Harlequin" series. Slightly explicit Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete26. Table Salt reviewsPietro Medicci KNOWS THEIR SECRET - and he receives a most frightening lecture from Scarecrow. Sequel to "Jesteress", HQ#I'velostcount. Implied Joker/Crane.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete27. Torridity reviewsThe dog days of summer have landed hot and hard on Gotham City, and the Joker and Jonathan Crane are waiting for something. Slight Joker/Crane you-know-what.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete28. Bedclothes reviewsJust a short little drabble about my thoughts on what the members of Joker's little "gang" of criminals would wear to bed - if they had such a bed to wear those things in. Implied Joker/Crane.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete29. Heat Pathos reviewsJonathan Crane and the Joker "celebrate" their third year together. Not really a part of my series, possibly a sequel? to "Newfound Desires." VERY explicit J.Crane/Joker slash. Easily-offended viewers be warned.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete30. That Darn Mutt reviewsA four-legged intruder to Arkham Asylum has stolen Jonathan's keys - and the Joker isn't helping by any means to get them back. Implied J.Crane/Joker.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete31. Skipping to The Sound of Music reviewsJonathan Crane and the Joker holding hands while skipping down a hallway? Now THAT would be a sight to see. Light, fluffy J.Crane/Joker slash. To those of you readers who don't like them to get too HARD together, hahaha.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete32. Waltzing with Worries reviewsJonathan confesses his suspicions about their discovery to the Joker. HQ#7 - even though she's not physically in the story. J.Crane/Joker slash - slightly out of character.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete33. A Skirt Short reviewsJONATHAN CRANE IN A MINI SKIRT? What REALLY happened before the incident in TDK where Joker is in the nurse's uniform and blows up a hospital. Not an HQ. J.Crane/Joker slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete34. Newfound Desires reviewsJonathan and the Joker each discover something new about themselves during their very first night together - in Jonathan's bed. Not an HQ. STRONG J.Crane/Joker slash - more so than in my previous stories, which should make some of my reviewers happy haha.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-20-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete35. Peppermint Cupcake reviewsCan I try some of your frosting, Cupcake? Harley throws a party for Jonathan's birthday. Ever since he had met the Joker, Crane had wished for the same thing every year - and it always came true. HQ#5. J.Crane/Joker slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-15-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete36. Introductions reviewsInstead of the Cullens, it's five members of the Batman's Rogues Gallery that Jessica introduces to Bella in the lunchroom on her first day of school at Forks High. Implied J.Crane/Joker slash.Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-09 - J. Crane & Bella - Complete37. Jesteress reviewsStory of how Crane and Joker meet Harley Quinn for the first time - in a strip club! 4th in the Harlequin series, following "The Holiday Spirit", "Peanut Butter Surprise", and "Perfect Timing?". Rated M b/c it's a bit more graphic. Crane/Joker slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete38. Nothing Matters reviewsWhat if the Joker was real, not just a movie character? Set during the fictionalized afterlife of Heath Ledger. A Heath Ledger birthday tribute. No slash. All that was changed about this story was the summary because the previous one sucked, and rating.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-09 - Joker - Complete39. Perfect Timing? reviewsHarley forgot her camera - again! For all my adoring "fans" haha. Thanks so much for the suggestions! Sequel to "The Holiday Spirit" and "Peanut Butter Surprise". J.Crane/Joker slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete40. Infliction reviewsThrough a dream, Jonathan discovers how the Joker got his scars. J.Crane/Joker mild slash. Rated as such for memory violence. . .Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete41. Peanut Butter Surprise reviewsExplains how Harley Quinn comes to know about J.Crane/Joker's intimate relationship, as stated in "The Holiday Spirit." J.Crane/Joker slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete42. Let It All Burn reviewsGotham City is dying, and the Penguin asks to join the Joker and Jonathan Crane in their quest for power. J.Crane/Joker slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete43. The Holiday Spirit reviewsThe Joker succeeds at getting Dr. Crane into the holiday spirit. Joker/Crane slash.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-09 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete
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