Hey! My name's Midnight Equinox(not for real real) and welcome to my profile! I don't write so don't be expecting any stories from me any time soon!! I just read and REVIEW!

About Me:

Name: Midnight Equinox(obviously)
Gender: Female
Eye Color: darkish-brown(i think)
Hobbies: reading, video games, swimming, & music

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1. Twilight is awesome- if you think so, copy and paste THIS in your profile

2. If someone has to ask you a question three times before you get it, copy and paste this on your profile.

3. If you ever had a GiGgLiNg FiT for No REASON, copy and paste this in your profile.

4. If you ever thought you were NuTsO after eating a whole PAck of Coco Pops, copy and paste this in your profile.

5. If you ever TrIpPeD over your own TWO fEeT and started LAUGHING...COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE...

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (Uniqueness!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Of, sit)
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (all of my friends are insane and we're proud of it!)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliche, Rachel_Ray93. aliceTHEmerpire, Jacob4eva
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Flotsum)
If you're a proud stalker and obssed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. (Jinx)
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together
Woman: Really, I'd put 'f' and 'u' together

Girl's Rock!! WHOOO-HOOOO!! :P

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Ask before they take your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you go hungry.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Help you when you trip.
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you then trip you again.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying: "Crud, we messed up."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready tobury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Comfort you because a guy rejected you.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, re-post this in your profile!

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.