Bilbo-sama
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since: 03-19-02, id: 186565, Profile Updated: 04-24-13
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Persona Series, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Kingdom Hearts, How to Train Your Dragon, and Epic Mickey.

In a nutshell

I'm just a 24 year old geek chick from New Jersey.

I'm also a lazy arse who gets writer's block easily which is kinda worse now that I'm in college.

Therefore anything new I add will most likely be an one chapter only sort of story. If I do update any of my older stories, do not expect an update in a timely manner.

It would be best to not ask me to be your beta reader. I get distracted really easily and I have a tendency to procrastinate. :/


If you are wondering where Kingdom Pants, Princess Dragon Anzu and Dark Pink went:

They have been deleted due to writer's block and the fact that when I looked over them I started wondering what I was thinking 5-8 years ago.

That and Dark Pink had the biggest plot hole ever. So...yeah. I apologize to all those who have been waiting for an update.

As for Dark Genesis and Mokuba's Crazy Yami:

As of 4/25/2013, I'm kinda leaning on 'delete' due to the fact that a) they haven't been updated in years and b) MCY is mainly still here due to nostalgia.

Deletage will happen...eventually.

As for TIRFOD:

IDK, I will find a way to finish it (eventually).


Links to where Bilbo also hung around in.

http://www.fictionpress.com/bilbosama
- My fictionpress account that wont be updated any time soon

http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/91506
- My mediaminer account where TIRFOD and other old fics of doom can be found

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Bilbosama

-My AO3 account where I try to bookmark all the things. Will someday use as backup.

http://www.neopets.com
-Where I sometimes hang out as hpdigipokefan.

http://tppcrpg.net
-An old Pokemon RPG which I just rediscovered the other day. If you want to battle me, my trainer number is 81394 (or just put down Bilbo-sama and see if that works also). That is, if I can remember my password. orz


1. How To Give A Dad-To-Be The Heads Up reviews
If there was anything Hiccup wasn't expecting from Toothless turning into a human, it was this. Hiccup x Astrid futurefic
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-13 - Hiccup & Toothless - Complete
2. Rabbit of Darkness, Mouse of Light reviews
Having been trapped in the Realm of Darkness for many years with no way out or hope of curing Ortensia, Oswald, the former King of Disney Castle, accepts Xehanort's offer to join him in his cause for 'universal balance' in exchange of being freed. KH3 fic. Expect spoilers for everything and hilariously slow updates.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Epic Mickey - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-6-13 - King Mickey & Oswald R.
3. Saviors reviews
Just when Aki thought Divine was gone forever, he came back. Pre-WRGP arc.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-12 - Aki I. & Divine - Complete
4. Better Days reviews
Astral's plan has failed. Now he and Yuma will have to pay the price. Episode 20 AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-11 - Complete
5. Your Courage Has Increased reviews
One morning the Dojimas discovered that their refrigerator has vanished without a trace... Spoilers ahoy
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-3-11 - Complete
6. Veruca reviews
What if Veruca managed to stay through the entire tour and won the factory instead of Charlie?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
7. Fourtytwo reviews
A spectator waits for the discovery of the ultimate answer...just what is it?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete
8. Dark Genesis reviews
Starts somewhere between season 1 and 2. Several students have been disappearing lately and there are rumors of a young man with redish eyes stalking the night turning people into vampires. Meanwhile, there is something creepy about Junko's new boyfriend.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-06 - Junko
9. Revenge reviews
Edo finally meets that certain someone. And he has something to say to him. Oneshot. Rated for language...I guess.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-23-06 - Edo P. - Complete
10. TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back » reviews
Chapter 10 up. In this rather short chapter, part of the cast of Doctor Who discovers the plot to this madness, Ayumu is attacked by giant fluffballs who go 'meep' and the Twinkie Hunt begins...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,083 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 9-21-04
11. Mokuba's Crazy Yami reviews
AU. 5000 years ago, after Yami's reign, four more Millennium Items were made and end up sucking four women into them, trapping the four for millenia until the Items were rediscovered and Mokuba accidentally activates the Millennium Scrunchy...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-06 - Yami Yūgi & Mokuba K.
12. The End of Harry Potter reviews
My take on one of the many theories of how HP might end...and its a rather fandom insulting theory too...And yes, this is supposed to be stupid. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete
13. An Ode To GX reviews
A late birthday gift to Yugioh GX in the form of a long haiku which turned a year old in Japan last Thursday! Long live GX! Edited October 26th 2007
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-05 - Complete
14. Warning: Dueling Road Hazards Ahead reviews
The GX kids are learning how to drive by the gaze of the sadistic school nurse. Will they survive when Fubuki tends to speed, Juudai has random angst moments and Ryou proving that he shouldn't be near cars?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-19-05 - Complete
15. 2BA Duelist reviews
Erm...it's a parody of the Pokemon tune '2BA Master.' I did this at 12 something AM so that might explain why this thing is here. Beware of dub references...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-04 - Complete
16. James and Lily Potter Resurrected reviews
My first completed fic (before the others). James and Jessie get strange dreams, visions and flashbacks...ok the title is a bit spoiler... And its Rocketshippy! *redone*
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-02 - Complete
17. Ron and Gryffindor's Torch reviews
A random what if fic based on a rumor I have heard. One of my early fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-02 - Complete
18. Harry Potter Dudley Dursley reviews
A random diamante poem I made in 6th or 7th grade. Probably 7th...anyway, its about Harry and Dudley. Ph34r teh ensuing cheesiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-02 - Complete