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since: 03-19-02, id: 186565, Profile Updated: 12-07-11
country: USA
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Prétear, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Kingdom Hearts, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Persona Series, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, and Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's.

In a nutshell

I'm just a 22 year old geek chick from New Jersey.

I'm also a lazy arse who gets writer's block easily which is kinda worse now that I'm in college.

However, because its been years since I last updated a story, I think its safe to say they are a bit dead and are only around to keep my ego in check (and as a reminder of what I should do and not do whenever I write). In the event one of them gets updated, don't expect another update to come in at a timely fashion kthnx. If you have been waiting forever for a new update, I'm sorry.

If I do post something new, it will most likely be a oneshot.

It would also be best to not ask me to be your beta reader. I get distracted really easily and I have a tendency to procrastinate.

What I'll write/read

I try to write whatever genre I feel like writing. As you can see, I'm guilty of writing a story involving Mary Sues and writing 'sugar high' humor fanfiction. But who hasn't done that when they were 14?

I go on a neutral policy when it comes to pairings as long as it doesn't involve loli/shotacon. Other than that, I'll read it as long as a) its not horribly OOC and b) there isn't enough grammar and spelling mistakes to make me close the tab.

Long story short, I follow the policy of 'don't like - don't read'. /redundant

EDIT: And now I'm a hypocrite as of December 2011. Yay!

Links to where Bilbo also hung around in.

http://www.fictionpress.com/~bilbosama
- My fictionpress account that wont be updated any time soon

http://www.mediaminer.org/user_info.php/91506
- My mediaminer account where TIRFOD and other old fics of doom can be found

http://www.neopets.com
-Where I sometimes hang out as hpdigipokefan.

http://tppcrpg.net
-An old RPG which I just rediscovered the other day. If you want to battle me, my trainer number is 81394 (or just put down Bilbo-sama and see if that works also). That is, if I can remember my password. orz

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1. Saviors reviews
Just when Aki thought Divine was gone forever, he came back. Pre-WRGP arc.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-12 - Aki I. & Divine - Complete
2. Better Days reviews
Astral's plan has failed. Now he and Yuma will have to pay the price. Episode 20 AU, rated M to be safe, Tentacleshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-11 - Complete
3. Your Courage Has Increased reviews
One morning the Dojimas discovered that their refrigerator has vanished without a trace... Spoilers ahoy
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-3-11 - Complete
4. Veruca reviews
What if Veruca managed to stay through the entire tour and won the factory instead of Charlie?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
5. Fourtytwo reviews
A spectator waits for the discovery of the ultimate answer...just what is it?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete
6. Dark Genesis reviews
Starts somewhere between season 1 and 2. Several students have been disappearing lately and there are rumors of a young man with redish eyes stalking the night turning people into vampires. Meanwhile, there is something creepy about Junko's new boyfriend.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-06 - Junko
7. Revenge reviews
Edo finally meets that certain someone. And he has something to say to him. Oneshot. Rated for language...I guess.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-06 - Edo P. - Complete
8. TIRFOD: The Insanity Strikes Back » reviews
Chapter 10 up. In this rather short chapter, part of the cast of Doctor Who discovers the plot to this madness, Ayumu is attacked by giant fluffballs who go 'meep' and the Twinkie Hunt begins...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,297 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 9-21-04
9. Kingdom Pants » reviews
Just several months after the events of KH2, Sora and his friends find themselves in a new quest to save the worlds from a new enemy called the Pantsless. KH2 spoilers ahoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-7-06
10. Mokuba's Crazy Yami reviews
AU. 5000 years ago, after Yami's reign, four more Millennium Items were made and end up sucking four women into them, trapping the four for millenia until the Items were rediscovered and Mokuba accidentally activates the Millennium Scrunchy...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-06 - Yami Yūgi & Mokuba K.
11. The End of Harry Potter reviews
My take on one of the many theories of how HP might end...and its a rather fandom insulting theory too...And yes, this is supposed to be stupid. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-24-06 - Complete
12. Dark Pink » reviews
.chapter 4 up. 17 years after Himeno disappeared along with her unborn child, Mawata's daughter Miyako meets a mysterious boy who looks like Himeno on the run from Fenir. What the Knights don't know will hurt them...
Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-28-05 - Published: 10-20-04
13. An Ode To GX reviews
A late birthday gift to Yugioh GX in the form of a long haiku which turned a year old in Japan last Thursday! Long live GX! Edited October 26th 2007
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-05 - Complete
14. Warning: Dueling Road Hazards Ahead reviews
The GX kids are learning how to drive by the gaze of the sadistic school nurse. Will they survive when Fubuki tends to speed, Juudai has random angst moments and Ryou proving that he shouldn't be near cars?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-19-05 - Complete
15. Dragon Princess Anzu reviews
In each generation, a human girl becomes the Dragon Princess, a being who is wanted by three worlds, the Dragon World, the Duel Monster Realm, and the world of Darkness. And in this generation, that girl is Anzu. AU, postseries
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-3-05 - Anzu M.
16. 2BA Duelist reviews
Erm...it's a parody of the Pokemon tune '2BA Master.' I did this at 12 something AM so that might explain why this thing is here. Beware of dub references...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-18-04 - Complete
17. James and Lily Potter Resurrected reviews
My first completed fic before the others . James and Jessie get strange dreams, visions and flashbacks...ok the title is a bit spoiler... And its Rocketshippy! *redone*
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-02 - Complete
18. Ron and Gryffindor's Torch reviews
A random what if fic based on a rumor I have heard. One of my early fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-02 - Complete
19. Harry Potter Dudley Dursley reviews
A random diamante poem I made in 6th or 7th grade. Probably 7th...anyway, its about Harry and Dudley. Ph34r teh ensuing cheesiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-02 - Complete
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