my name is Christina and one of my loves is twilight. i live in the GA. my favorite color is midnight blue and i am addicted to chewing gum or if you want you can call it a stride addition. i am a tomboy and will always tell it like it is. so don't ever ask me anything if you don't want the truth. i love to write and i alway welcome R&R. i always come up with crazy and stupid ideas that get me in trouble but they are to fun for me to care. i love knowing what people think or how they express their thoughts.i do not own any of the things my stories are based on.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

i do not own any of the stories that i write Fanfiction for but i do own most of the ideas so please don't copy my ideas or stories with out my permission so please ask and if i say no i mean no!i do not own the stories i write about but a girl can only dream right? anyways i have lots of ideas and i will write as soon as i can.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - biotch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: At your funerel would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!

The 10 Commandments I Live By

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you used to love Danny Phantom but now hate him because it's obvious the rest of season 3 is never going to show, copy this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
Sing the Alphabet. Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. If you didn't realize until now that they have the same tune, copy this to your profile.
If you think that disclaimers are a waste of precious time, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been totally embarrased by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
95 of the worlds population is suffering from insanity. If you are one of the 5 who are enjoying it, post this on your profile.
If you wanna be a vampire and live with the Cullens, copy this to your profile!

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.
If you cry, I cry...
If you laugh, I laugh...
If you fight, I fight...
If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss your retarded ass...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotton apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(V)
(O.o)
( ) /_

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

(\_/) this bunny and the bunny above are besties! copy and paist him too if you dont want the bunny above
(='.'=) to be lonely.
(')_(')

BUNNIES WILL RULE THE WORLD!(just not the pink ones becouse they are out to get us)

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER:
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you're and their/there/they're errors send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don't get to write.
You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write."
When talking with others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats.
You've heard/seen something and thought, I need to write that down.
You've ever written a scene, outline, synopsis, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin . . . and it wasn't a paper napkin.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for the pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
Getting the scene finished is more important than food, coffee, or the bathroom.
You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer request in Sunday school.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it into your story.
You purposely eavesdrop when out in public.

At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero's or heroine's) so you can conduct research.
You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen.
You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.
You argue with said character.
You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense fifteen years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you were going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually.

1)you think of your friends as characters
2)you write them into your story
3) you get revenge on people by basing a mean character off of them in your story.
4) you have conversations with your characters -- the fictional ones, not your friends in the real world -- and, most usually, they hate you for making their life miserable (or WAY too exciting for their liking)
5) you have some books you read for enjoyment, some you read for school, and others you read just to get ideas on how to make your stories flow better
6) everyday, you daydream about how to plug today into your story.
7) the end of your pinky is usually stained with ink (if you're left-handed) or pencil lead.
8) you have way to many saved Word docs in your computer.

9) your drawer is overflowing with copy-paper of your printed stories/filled notebooks.
10) you mentally correct anything you read subconsciously with better words and phrasing.
11) even in the most dire of situations, you're thinking about how it would be best written
12) you hear a song on the radio and you automatically think 'Hey that's a good plot idea...'
13) you constantly play the same song over and over to get into a 'mood' for one of the chapters
14) you wake up in the middle of the night to search for a pen/laptop/notebook to write down a story idea because you're afraid that you'll forget it by morning
15) you cannot, cannot stop your characters' dialogue in your head and you start laughing out of nowhere because they said something utterly funny. And then everyone thinks you're a freak.
(Didn't agree with number 16)
17) you cannot control yourself if someone uses the same adjective twice within two/three sentences (unless if it's for emphasis)

18) you end sentences with 'for lack of a better word.' and people look at you weird and say that they don't know what the original word meant in the first place
19) you refuse to throw away old notebooks because of little phrases or things you wrote on the margin of the page concerning a story you were plotting at the time
20) there are so many things in your head when you're in the middle of writing that you ype them out fast enough
21) you type full words with proper grammar faster than your friends replying in chatspeak
22) you make up alternative endings for books you've read, movies you've watched, and about every other story out there
23) you make up alternative "endings" for situations in your real life
24) you think about what your characters would do in a situation you're in
25) you hear some guys cursing in the hallway you turn around quickly and tell them that they "have a charming vocabulary" before stalking off to wherever it is your going.
26) you are known as "the girl who read books during recess" by those you knew in second grade.
27) you've never had a boyfriend in real life, but in the world of fiction you are very taken.
28) you have never played a videogame. People act as if you're from Mars because of this. And if you do play videogames... you write stories about them...

29) anytime anyone speaks, you add a mental description. ("she said while stroking her head thoughtfully")
30) you find your self speaking in your writing style. ("Yes, Mrs. Smith, I did complete the assignment, however, I found numbers 7 and 12 quite difficult, to say the least.")

you edit others conversations in your head while listening to them
you always carry a note book
you go to bed too late and get up too early
you are constantly saying...I should write that down
You know you're a writer if you are wakened at 2:37 am, a character whispering (shouting perhaps?) in your ear, urging you, no, commanding you, to fire up your laptop, cup of tea in hand, and write the next chapter, in which she insists on taking you places you never intended to go!

you edit others conversations in your head while listening to them
you always carry a note book
you go to bed too late and get up too early
you are constantly saying...I should write that down
You know you're a writer if you are wakened at 2:37 am, a character whispering (shouting perhaps?) in your ear, urging you, no, commanding you, to fire up your laptop, cup of tea in hand, and write the next chapter, in which she insists on taking you places you never intended to go!

"Aha!" moments hit you in the middle of the night and wake you up out of dead sleep.
You read out loud to your dog to get confirmation that your prose is working.
You cringe when people use "me" instead of "I" or "I" instead of "me". Me hate that!
You proofread all text messages before pressing "send". When it's a pretty day outside, your internal voice describes it in beautiful literary prose over and over until it gets the description just right.
You have an internal voice.
Potential book titles run through your head all day long. And when you get home you "google" those titles to see if they exist yet.
You are obsessed with stalking your mail carrier or hitting "refresh" on your email screen.
You know you're a writer when... at parties you check out the bookshelves the way other people snoop through medicine cabinets.
You know you're a writer when... you tell the manger of your local hardware store that aisle four should say "Boys' Toys" not "Boy's Toys".
You know you're a writer when... you can't kill yourself because the suicide note isn't right. Should it be I hate my life, or I loathe my life?
You know you're a writer when... writing is the only thing you do that doesn't make you feel like you should be doing something else.

You know you're a writer when... on your tombstone you would like these words: "Whatever she accomplished or failed to accomplish, it cannot be said the occupant suffered in silence."
You know you are a writer when you are more conversational with the characters in your head than your neighbours.
You know you are a writer when you are woken up at 3am hit by inspiration for a new story and forget it all by the time you turn your computer on. (I loved that part in Lucky Star when she kept getting the idea and goes to write it down and forgets it. This has happened to me to many times. But whats even worse is when I do get it written down and my mom ends up throwing away the scrap of paper!)

Ok so I did this little quiz thing to see what 'Group' I was and these are my
results. Y=Yes.

PREP
You own a cell phone. Y
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player. Y
You love Starbucks. Y
You have been called a brat. Y
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house Y
My Total: 4

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors. Y
You have thought about death. Y
You wear chains. Y
You like heavy metal. Y
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. Y
You dislike preps. Y
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
My Total: 6

GEEK
You love the computer. Y
You like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts Y
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading. Y
You were/are in band Y
You don't care what you look like. Y
You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.
My Total: 5

Athletic
You watch/watched the Superbowl. Y
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. Y
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards Y
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment Y
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
Total: 4

HARDCORE//scene
You like loud music Y
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles Y
You never walk anywhere.
you wear slip-on shoes. Y
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco. Y
You wear band t-shirts. Y
People have called you a freak and meant it. Y
You love to "hardcore" dance Y
hair has been died more than 1 color
My Total: 7

I am hard core and almost gothic. Wow I’m awesome! LOL!

you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile
If you constantly have 'I love Edward Cullen' rants, copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish you were Bella Swan, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have gotten more than three of your friends addicted to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have an incredibly long profile that no one will read, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are proud of your own stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend at least three hours a week reading/writing fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Jasper is an emo vampire (really HOT emo vampire)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp counciler, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes from the Twilight series
Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse (Emmett/Bella)
"Are you still faint from the run, or was it my kissing expertise?" - Twilight (Edward)
"It's an off day when somebody doesn't tell me how edible I smell." - Twilight (Bella)
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." - Twilight (Bella)
"Do I dazzle you?" "Frequently." - Twilight (Edward/Bella)
"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - New Moon (Edward)
"How strongly are you opposed to Grand Theft Auto?" - New Moon (Alice)
"Would it be childish to hide in your closest?" - New Moon (Edward)
"It's only within the finer tunings of a good Italian sports car that you're out of your depth. And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche" - Eclipse (Alice)
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." Twilight (Edward)
His eyes narrowed slightly. "But I am a werewolf," he said unwillingly. "And he is a vampire," he added with obvious revulsion. And I’m a Virgo!" I shouted with exasperation. - Eclipse (Jacob/Bella)

"Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving." - Twilight (Edward)
"Nothing (is) more fun than an irritated grizzly bear." Twilight (Bella)
"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation. "Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!" - Twilight (Edward)

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!
"I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs." - Edward Cullen - Eclipse
"Marry me first." "Okay. What's the punch line?" "Bella, you're wounding my ego. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke." - New Moon ~edward & bella~

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

The Difference Between Love And Attraction:

One day, a guy was following a girl everywhere she goes. When the girl noticed, she faced the guy and said, "Why are you following me everywhere I go?"

The guy answered, "Because you are very pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you."

"Why don't you like my sister? She is much prettier than me. She is behind you right now."

The guy turned around only to see that there was nobody there. "Are you trying to kid me? There's nobody there!"

The girl looked smug as she said, "If you really love me, you shouldn't have looked back."

Copy And Paste This In Your Profile If You Agree.