I chose my pen name randomly. Actually, I flipped to a random page in Ender's Shadow, but it landed on Achilles, and that would just be a bad idea. It even sounded strange. "Alice de SomethingschmancythatIforgot." Yeah, that really doesn't work. Alice Delphiki sounded weird. I'm also not really into short nerds. Even short nerds that turn into tall nerds. We're not even going into what people would think if I wound up choosing Alice Madrid. (Bonzo has major problems. Bonzo es loco en la cabeza. Wait, is that how you say it? I've only been taking Spanish for a few months.) So, I chose Alice Wiggin. And it only took fifteen minutes!

My obsessions include Maximum Ride (Go Iggy!), Twilight (Team Jasper all the way!), Harry Potter, Ender's Game/Ender's Shadow/the Shadow books, Guitar Hero, Fan Fiction, Paramore, Pearls Before Swine, and Big Bang Theory.

I love reviews and anyone who reviews my stories (just not flamers, since they need to get a life and I don't love those that need a life).

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is trying to eat a whole entire tub of butter! Crazy is when you purposely run into a wall just to see how much it hurts, miss, and smack your head on the doorframe. Crazy is when you go hyper on nothing but air. Crazy is knowing the whole entire lyrics to 'Gummy Bear' and singing them at the traffic lights. Crazy is having a five-minute argument on the proper way to say, 'durn durn durn'. Crazy is laughing about your own death and not being able to stop. Crazy is doing the Jesus dance from Family Guy in public. Crazy is running down the street dressed in toilet paper because you can. Crazy is doing the chicken dance on the side of the road and practically get run over by a lunatic. I'm crazy-and proud of it! Go crazy people!

I live somewhere in Southern California. (Go USC!)

I have more fictional enemies than you! Seriously. The list goes on for ages. No comment on my list of fictional crushes...(turns red and begins humming innocently)

If I lived in the Potterverse, I would be a worker at the Ministry of Magic in Muggle Liason, since I get along well with people. I'd be best friends with Draco, Luna, Fred, Hermione, and George.

If I lived in the Enderverse, I would be a secretary at the Hegemony compound, plotting to embarrass Peter by taking pictures of him at random moments and adding witty captions. (Scratching his nose or mining for germ-infested gold?) JK...OMJEEZ PLEASE DON'T GET ANNOYED BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE PETER!! I know I'm not the only person who has that opinion...

I'm feeling: Happy! I'm still on an I-got-a-review high.

Music: "Aha!" by Imogen Heap. I heard it while watching "So You Think You Can Dance" and it's stuck in my head.

Least Favorite Authors

The Baconator: Look him up and you'll find out why I don't like his writing. 90 awful stories, and most of them are M-rated. (Yes, I said 90. And people say I have too much spare time.)

My favorite authors that I can think of right now

Inukagrock: I know her in real life. She used to be in four of my classes at school, but not this year. :(

Izzy_Marie_Cullen: Inukagrock's other fanfiction account. No stories on either of the accounts, but she's my friend, so she has to be on my favorites list. It's BFF law.

Read4urlife: Author of Twilight Ride, which is the BEST Twilight/Maximum Ride crossover EVER.

Alice Prince: Author of Ender's Ally (which is the best Ender's Game fic ever), The Raven Is Eternal (really good Harry Potter fic), and Odd Idol (even though I haven't read most of the books or watched most of the TV shows mentioned, I still get the jokes and think it's really funny).

Ender95: I've been betareading Ender A Return To The Past for a while. I didn't get to help out with the first chapter, so there's some spelling/grammar errors, but the plotline's great.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. (Once, I accidentally walked into a locker. I was a little tired. It was very embarrassing and my oh-so-supportive friend laughed.)

Step one: Tell the truth. Step Two: Run.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Awesome quotes I love

"Be the shoe."- Julian "Bean" Delphiki (If I was a shoe, I would totally be a purple pair of Converse...although I'm not sure that's what Bean was talking about...)

"We only got three rules here. Do what I tell you and don't pee in the bed."

"What's the third rule?"

"That was three rules. We don't do too good in math, here."- Rose de Nose/Ender Wiggin/Rose de Nose

"I've seen Australia and I've lived on an asteroid and I'd take the asteroid."-Dumper

"Australia doesn't need life support like an asteroid or coca like the Andes to be livable."-Carn Carby (Read Shadow of the Giant for the full conversation, which made me crack up laughing.)

"Flatulence from carbonated beverages is odorless."

"He thinks it doesn't stink."

"And you wonder why I don't look forward to these little family get-togethers."- Peter Wiggin/John Paul Wiggin/Peter Wiggin

"It (the baby) is the first we know of that definitely does not have my condition."

"You mean it isn't ugly?"- Julian Delphiki (Bean)/Fly Molo (I've always wondered if people made zipper jokes around Fly. "Hey, your Fly's down.")

"And you (Bean) actually were cuddly. No offense, but you were spunky."

"If that's your word for 'bratty little (rude synonym for donkey)'."- Carn Carby/ Dink Meeker

Emily's Section (I'm Alice's sister)

I like a lot of the same things my sister likes.

My thoughts on...

Harry Potty: Nice nickname, Peeves, your mother would be proud.

Maximum Ride: Good series. I like it.

:) I love smileys. :)

Gotta go. I'll put more later!

Awesome quotes I love

"'You are really pretty, Max.' said a small voice beside me. 'You have nice hair and really pretty eyes,' Angel went on.

I rolled over a bit. 'Yeah. Brown and brown.' Have I mentioned how much Fang loves red hair? I believe I have.

'No, your hair has little sun streaks in it,' Angel informed me, 'and your eyes are like - you know those chocolates in France? With the gooey stuff in middle with the alcohol in 'em, except we didn't know, and Gazzy ate a milllion and barfed all night? Those chocolates?'

As much as I had tried to suppress all memory of that incident, it rushed back to me in vivid Technicolor. "The color of my eyes are like barfed-up chocolate?' Despair settled over me. There was no hope.

'No, the chocolates before they were barfed. He could totally be your boyfriend,' she went on, with annoying persistence. 'You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.'

'I'm only a kid!' I shrieked. 'I can't get married!'

'You could in New Hampshire.'

My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff?"-Angel and Max (Maximum Ride, book 5)

"Om nom nom!"-Grishma K. (My awesome friend)

"These are the mysteries. Do not pry into them. Terrible things happened to the last person who tried. He was discovered hanging from the ceiling of the bathroom, with his head stuffed in the toilet."- Petra Arkanian

"I wanna roll with him. A hot pair we will be. I don't give a about whales, so go and hug a tree."-Eric Cartman (singing "Poker Face")

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