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| Orlijah Bloomwood |
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Passions. WHOO HOOO!!! Wow, it's been a long long time since i've updated! sorry readers!!! juzz been real busy & lazy at the same time, but it's mid summer so i figured i betta get crackin on summa these fics... actually have a REAL website now...sort of, it's a journal type thing-go visit it! ;-P I LUV HARRY POTTER!!!! my mad obsession has started again, the fifth book is soo kick ass, our harry boiz got a bit of a sexy rebel in him...*growl* considering my current mindset of thinkin of hp eatin, drinkin, sleepin especially-i mite neglect my lotr fics for a while and start sum hp ones...hmm...humour? drama? dunno... once again! major apologies & boxes & boxes of cookies for those who haven't had their fill of funny lotr fics in sooo soo long!! ;-P luv y'allz!!! Luv & Peace & May your Firebolt serve you well ;-), Orlijah* | |||||
1. Passions Freestyle reviewsRandom freestyle I felt like grinding out one day-Teaser: Faceless Alistair be sittin on his billion dollar lot. Chillin wit dem gurls, while smoking some pot.Passions - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-10-042. The Fellowship Visits Fanfiction.net » reviewsWhat will Legolas discovering lead to? What stories does he come across and read? Poems?Parodys that bash him? Or maybe...slash? What do the others think of these pairings? What will their beloveds think?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 8-16-023. Lossst Preciousssessss » reviewsLegolas is a feminine personal hygiene consultant to the rest of the fellowship who've grown weary and dread any more of legolas' "advice and helpful beauty tips" There is a cliffhanger involved! Warnings of hissyfits from his/her royal highness LegolasLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-10-03 - Published: 7-13-024. Chobbit New Year reviewsGONG XI FA CAI to all my fellow chobbits! Inspired by this festive day! It's the year of the sheep! CHINESE HOBBITS!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-035. Whisper Down The Lane reviewsA large misconception involving Aragorn's hastily thought out comment leads to a shocked and confuzzled fellowship. What will be the turnout of Legolas innocently informing Gimli of something, and having him, with his bad hearing, pass it on!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-19-03 - Published: 9-16-026. Supermarket Frenzy reviewsAragorn embarks upon a quest to the supermarket. Such a task has never been appointed him before. What will become of our dear King Elessar as he is faced with the complexities of shopping carts and skirting aisles?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-027. A Spoof Of Writing A Lotr Parody » reviewsA parody of a parody, go figure. I got confused writing it myself. First chapter isn't a parody of a parody. Just a parody of someone writing a rookie trying to write a lotr fic. Has their 'mental thoughts' and stuff. Suggestions about other parodies willLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-16-02 - Published: 9-8-028. Legolas Lives In My Closet » reviewsA Legolas visual in the first chapter, bound to change dramatically within the next...To humor, or drama, or maybe angst. Pg-13 for language in upcoming chapters. Beware Legolas fans, first chapter may be nice, but who knows what the next ones hold for hiLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-16-02 - Published: 8-12-02 - Legolas9. Gimli The Crossing Guard reviewsGimli applies for a crossing guard job. The application office is a disaster. Will he be able to meet up to the district's requirements? Who's the best crossing guard of all? Gimli or Legolas?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-4-02 - Gimli & Legolas10. Quest For Love » reviewsA tale of Legolas having to search for his one true love. There is a great deal of humor involved. Might be a bit of a tease first two chapz, but then it gets more interesting and hints of SLASH-OR IS IT!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-19-02 - Published: 6-4-02 - Legolas & Aragorn11. F Dawg Breaks It Down reviewsSomewhat angsty rap Frodo does that deals with the destroying of the One Ring. Reposted because I am bored and want to test pplz reactions...:)Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-02 - Frodo B.12. Pool Party! Fellowship & Friends Invited! » reviewsFrodo gets a pool and he invites members of the fellowship and their friends to come frolick in it. PG for suggestive lines between Arwen and Aragorn*cough*cough*Promises of upcoming pool games and pool toys! FELLOWSHIP PLAYING MARCO POLO ANYONE!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-10-02 - Published: 9-1-0213. Frodog reviewsWhat if Frodo were a dog? Find out what he's thinking and what's going on in his world as the super, fantastic FRODOG! Starts in Rivendell...Where there's a possible chance of Elrond giving him a belly rub...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-02 - Frodo B.14. Episode 2: Attack of the Apples » reviewsPlease read my sorry excuse for a parody of Star Wars: Episode 2...Involves strange, characters, such as my fave: Senator Spongebob!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-31-02 - Published: 5-22-02 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T.15. More Than a Hobbit reviewsI luved Aaliyah's More Than A Woman and couldn't help myself with the parody lyrics that popped up in my head as I heard it on the radio...Just read it, if you don't like it one bit, go ahead, flame me...C if I care...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-28-0216. Slim Sauron: Without Me reviewsIt's funny enough watching Eminem do Without Me. Now let's see how our friend Sauron is with his rhymes...Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 5-27-02
