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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. The pic represents me when I imagine myself in my stories! :P Name: Gabi, GabiGirl, Gab, Rabi, JollyGreenGiant, Lil'G, Ichigo-chan, or Rima-chan Age:13-22 (Somewhere in that range) Height: 6'1 Weight:Like I'd tell you! Ethnicity:Caucasian or white =3 Hair color: Dirty blonde Fav. color:green, blue, purple, black, orange, dark colors Fav. sports:feild hockey, VOLLEYBALL, softball, swimming, basketball, track/feild Super Power: Super speed, Mind reader, Talk to animals, breathe underwater, flight, BYAKUGAN!! What I like: reading(twilight,manga), yaoi, writing stories, sleeping!, shopping, sushi, shopping(4 books), music, jewlery, clothes, video games, rock band!, green!, Deidara, Hidan, SASORI, Sakura, Itachi, Pein, Akatsuki, using 'colorful' language, flip-flops, swimming, volleyball, feild hockey, softball, basketball, soccer, animals, soft things, sea food!, puppies!(golden retreivers) What I hate: most of the time Sasuke, football, preps, annoying people, ppl who dis my sibs, my spanish teacher (she should die!), the song 'Untouched' by the veronicas, anything else I can think of l8r! =P Fav music: Alternative, rock, metal, hip-hop/rap, country, pop, almost everything! Fav groups/singers:Evnescence, Disturbed, Linkin Park, 3OH!3, Paramore, We The Kings, Metallica, Sugarland, Three Days Grace, Haste The Day, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Under Oath, Alice in Chains, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Secondhand Serenade, All-American Rejects, Escape the Fate, Green Day, The Maine, Fort Minor, Flo Rida, Theory of a Deadman, Shinedown, Forever the Sickest Kids, Black Vail Brides, Skillet, ect. Fav Songs: Gives you hell, Indestructable, Inside the Fire, Down with the Sickness, Call me when your Sober, My Immortal, It Happes, Let it Die, Emergency, Pressure, That's what you Get, Thunder, Circus, Don't Trust Me, Master of Puppets, Enter sandman, Brighter, Whoa oh!, Second Chance, Sugar, Ashley, You Are So Beautiful ...ect. !=3 I absolutly love naruto! My fav character is Sakura Haruno! She kicks ass (espesially narutos =3) my 2nd fav girl character is Temari!! My fav boy characters are the whole flipping akatsuki (espesially Saso,Dei,Hidan,Pein!). I also super-dee-dooper love TWILIGHT!! the book from the VAMP. GODS! I list my favsbelow (right down there somewhere!=3) Anyways I'm working on many different stories at the same time so DON'T RUSH ME!! It'll all be worth it later...much, much later...eheh...yeah!! anywho...BYE!! ;P Twilight favs: 1.Jasper 2.Alice 3.Carlisle 4.Emmett 5.Bella 6.Jacob 7.Esme 8.Benjamin (last book) 9.Garrett (last book) 10.Edward 11.Rosalie I love maga! Top 6: 1.Naruto 2.Skip beat! 3. Honey Hunt 4. Wild Ones 5. High School Debut 6. Death Note My fav. naruto couples: 1.SasoSaku 2.DeiSaku 3.PeinSaku 4.ItaSaku 5.HidaSaku 6.GaaSaku 7.NejiSaku 8.NejiHina (its not weird!) 9.KibaHina 10.Sasusaku Fav Death Note Couples: (Where i get my fav yaoi couples :3) 1.LxLight 2.MattxMello 3.MelloxNear 4.LightxMisa 5.LxNear My Fav. Naruto Characters: 1. Sakura Haruno 2. Deidara 3. Sasori 4. Pein 5. Itachi 6. Neji 7. Gaara 8. Hidan 9. Temari 10. Konan 11. Hinata 12. Tobi Naruto Characters i HATE WITH PASSION!!: 1.SASUKE UCHIHA!! (only sometimes i can stand him..like..when i feel like it=p) 2.Orochimaru 3.Kabuto (fag) 4.Ino (on a bad day=3) 5.KARIN!! (bitch, slut, whore, ho!! DIE DIE DIE!!) Story Ideas 1.Koinonayami(Pain of Love) SasoSaku- Sakura Haruno has been through a lot in her life. After her parents past away heart shut down and she became emotionless. Becomeing ANBU captain of the 3th squad was the best thing that could ever happen to her. While in anbu she befreinded Hyuuga NEji, captain of the 2nd squad and Uchiha Itachi, captain of the 1st squad her life has been made whole again. Still in her heart lingers hatered and heartache which she holds together MOST of the time. He's a carefree mysterious...bandit. He is feared throughout the whole village, has murdered, stollen, and distroyed. He's lost everything so why should he care what happens? Can one 21 year old woman turn him away from crime or will she follow through with her origional mission? (heh..i know thats long... but i've already started it and its turning out better than my 1st story!) Story In Progress!! 2.Red,Black,and...Pink? ItaSaku- "Go keep running!" "What about you?!" "GOD DAMNMIT SAKURA RUN!!"...I ran as fast as i could through the forest andI couldn't stop not now, even if I wanted-needed to turn around andhelp my life long friend. I ran away from my childhood, my family, my life as I ran south of Iwagakura and toward the Land of Fire. The whole while thinking, "Renji your death will not be in vain!" That's him, my life-long friend, Renji Watabi. I was so close to Fire I could feel it. I stopped and sat down panting heavily. I had wounds everywhere and my left arm was broken. "Damnmit!" i said out of frustration. I stopped. I could feel four pairs of eyes on me and it wasn't a pleasent feeling. I jumped up and got into my defensive possition, only to be looking strait into two red and black eyes. I could feel my body grow limp and I fell into darkness. (This idea came from a dream I just recently had!) DON"T STEAL, MINE!! O_O 3.Cagged Bird, Set free.(not offical name!) NejiSaku- I was living a pretty fair life, but it seemed so empty. I had just become the captain of the 3rd ANBU squad and was on my way to a meetig with Tsunade and Ibiki to deside my subordinates for my squad. As I walked into the room it was very dark, I stood still andwaited, in a second the lights turned on and I saw few faces I reconized. Tsunade and Ibiki were standing in the front of the room and on each side of a carpet leading to her desk were two people. I stood were I was waiting for Tsunade to start the meeting. "Hyuuga Neji. I have chosen these four people specially for your team." Ibiki said wwalking down the aisle. One by one he pointed to a person and introdused them. The first one he pointed to was wereinga white mask with green stripes and had dark brown hair sticking out at all sides, "Shiraki, Kyosuke. Weapons and stealth specialist." he stayed where he was andpointed to a man on the other side of the carpet. He was wearing a black mask with red stripes, "Uchiha Itachi. Tactics advisor and Genjustu specialist." He said. I glared at him first then at Ibiki. We would need to talk about that one, they knew our families were rivals. He walked forward an inch and pointed the man next to Shiraki, Kyosuke. He pointed to a man witha white mask with black stripes, "Takemoto, Tenma. Explosives and taijutsu specialist." He said pointing to him. He had many tattoos andlight blond hair that went to the bottom of his ear. And last he pointed to the woman across from him and next to Uchiha. She had a White mask withpink stripes with the kanji for medic ingraved in the forhead. "And last is your medic and chakra specialist, Haruno, Sakura." He said with a wry smile. I stood where I was andstudied the people I would be working with, I had heard rumers about Shiraki. He was amazing at stealth expecialy and always had the upper hand, a quiet man. Takemoto was hot-headed and obnoxious, but when fighting that's all he focused on. Uchiha...hate him even if he is the strongest in the group. And Sakura I didn't know much about her, I had heard the rumors and had been curious to see if they were true and it seemed that God had granted me that wish. (Its really long I KNOW!) This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you cried when Neji almost died trying to save Sasuke, copy and paste into your profile. (yep) If you absolutely LOVE Naruto, copy and paste into your profile. (WOOOO!!) If you love all/almost all Naruto characters, copy and paste into your profile. (sorta) If you think Kakashi looks hotter andmore mysterious with his mask ON, copy and paste into your profile. (OH YEA!!) If you like the Sharingan wielders on Naruto (Kakashi, Itachi, Obito, Sasuke), copy and paste into your profile. (YES!!) If you absolutely LOVE Naruto, copy and paste into your profile. (WOOOO!) If you believe that Tobi is really Obito, copy and paste into your profile. (Yeah but I WILL FIND PROOF ONE DAY) If you like Sakura Haruno a lot, and you think the bashing on her needs to stop, copy and paste andadd your name to the list!: Sand Siblings Rule,Tesumi-chan101, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101 If you've ever burst out laughing in a completely silent room, copy and paste into your profile. (Yep happened) If you've ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it, copy and paste into your profile. (Yeah,I was drawing me OC twice) If you wish Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu didn't have to die, copy and paste this onto your profile andadd your name: Sand Siblings Rule, Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101 If you're a girl gamer, copy and paste this into your profile andadd your name!: Sand Siblings Rule,Tesumi-chan101,Chocolate random pie10,SakuraAkatsuki101 If you hang out with the guys even though you're a girl, copy and paste! (Yeah I do, I don't care what people think of me) If you are completely random, copy and paste this on to your profile. (HECK YA!WATCH OUT I MIGHT SEND A RANDOM FUNNY REVIEW WHEEEE!lol.I told I'm completely random!) If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off. quotes: Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, and trusting them enough not to. I'd rather be hated for what I am, than loved for what I'm not. Don't get mad, get sadistic! "I once thought of killing the sexiest man alive, but then I thought that suicide really isn't the way to go."- Itachi Sarcasm isn't an attitude, It's an ART! Therapist= the/rapist... scary thought... Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil, so study to become evil! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others figure out how you did it. I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit. Me and my friend Shikamaru here, we're the masters of sleep, anywhere, anytime, any position, we can sleep. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me, and hell thought I would take over. Having the love of your life break up with you and saying we can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. I takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 muscles to flip someone off. Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what the hell happened to you? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and keeps the world together. Some people are afraid of heights, not me, I'm afraid of widths. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while, I was a suspect. I intend to live forever, so far, so good. Dear heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. If you are scared that clowns will eat you in your sleep. copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself put this in your profile. If you know somebody who should get run over by a bus, put this in your profile. "I did not say it was your FAULT. I said I was going to BLAME YOU!" You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki! If you burst out laughing during complete silence because of something that happened yesterday or last month, copy this into your profile THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB : if you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love em', darkblacknightmare, konoha.chick91., LadyAliceSparda, xLifeOfATeenagerx, xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx, SakuraAkatsuki101 If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile. If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio. If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off "Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future...eternal beauty."-Sasori "A puppet user's ability is measured by the number of puppets they can use."-Sasori Sasori of the Red Sand... Sakura of the Pink Cherry Blossom. "Didn't you know? Women have to be strong in order to survive."-Sakura Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia I LIKE COOKIESSSS!! X3 Quote “Yukie, don’t worry your papa isn’t crazy he just hasn’t slept in a few days.” Sakura murmured softly to the baby in her lap, smiling. “She’s looking at me. Sakura, she’s looking at me like I blew all her college money at the track and now she’s going to have to turn tricks to get her MBA.” Neji cried making Sakura roll her eyes. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile. If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile "REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, SakuraAkatsuki101 If you have ever thrown random objects at the T.V because a character you don't like appeared, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile. If you think Orochimaru is what you get Michael Jackson and Voldemort. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (I've gotten so many mild concussions because of this) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Emmm, Chocolate If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, C&P this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan,xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx, SakuraAkatsuki101 If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! You carry puppets with you. You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.(hehehe) You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You've considered medical school.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.Might want to look at the "WE HATE KARIN BANNER" so you get the idea.. oh and don't forget the Karin jokes (sinkers) "Mind over matter. If you don't mind; it doesn't matter. "Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called Present." If you love god with your whole heart then copy this and put it in your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever sung in the shower and were caught by your parents, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. put this in your profile. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto "Boys are like slinkies, its fun to watch them fall down stairs." "I may be fat but your ugly and I can diet." "If life hands you lemons, throw them at someone." "If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me." Unspoken love
Forever hoped to have him here Perfect chances passed her by Now at his grave she softly cries Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Check this out... Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Hell Did You Get A Red Banana?! 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges." "I think, therefore I get a headache." "I smile because I have no idea what's going on." "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil." "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it." "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support." "Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, 39 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED- 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense) 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyrami 36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 38. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie Ahh, Walmart...Gooood Tiiimes! good Times... | |||||||
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