Hey, how's it going?? This is BlackRosetheVampire.

Since I have started school, my stories might be updated a little slower. I'm so sorry for this little inconvenience, but they will be updated as soon as possible.

Alright, I want to make another fanfic, another oneshot. I'll post the name of the stories to come after this message. I will make all holiday fanfics for Inuyasha. I just love doing that, and I know all of the other authors do that too. But it's my way of tell you guys 'Happy Halloween' or 'Merry Christmas.' I have another fanfic that's not going to be a oneshot. I don't know what to call it yet, but I am calling it something. I just don't like that name. I might use it. The title gives away too much.

Do You Feel Like A Man?: This story was inspired by the song Face Down' by 'The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.' Don't worry, it's not who you think, but it has everything to do with the song. I do have a summary, but it will give a lot away.

Okay, here's a list of my stories, and something that I need to say:

Repeating the Past: This is not a oneshot. It is being continued, I have plans for this story, ans right now updates might be a little slow because I've had problems.

A Long Halloween Night: This is also a oneshot. It's not as good as some of my other stories but I was writing it while worrying about other things. I have edited it, because of something someone pointed out to me.

Scars: I might make a sequel to it. I'm not sure. It is a oneshot. It was inspired by the part in the series where Kaede tells Kikyo that Kagome is slowly healing the scars in Inuyasha's heart.

His Everything: Okay, this is a oneshot, people. I'm not making another chapter in it. Yeah, Inuyasha may have proposed a little too soon, but you have to remember that Inuyasha and Kagome have been together for years, since this fanfic takes place in her senior year. They have both loved each other all those years, and after the declaration, it seems like a natural thing to do. If I didn't have them at least plan to become mates in this, you guys would have hated it, and I would have left you hanging.

Are You Falling for Your Best Friend, Inuyasha?: Okay, this is being continued. I am almost finished with it!! It makes me sad. I love this story. It's taken up much of my life for the past half year.

Inuyasha and Kagome: Changing: I think I'm going to start editing it better. You know, like fixing all of the mistakes I missed. So that might be done soon. I hope. I really liked this story, and was surprised at how well it did for my first fanfic.

Something about me: I love Inuyasha, it's my favorite anime, but I'm not obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with Twilight. No-it's more like overly-obsessive-compulsive-disorder. I love My Chemical Romance, the band, and vampire books, werewolves, witches, etc. I love reading, and writing, and get most of my ideas from music. I love all different kinds of music. My favorite t.v. show is Charmed. My friends and I do a lot of weird things, mostly laughing about anything, or everything. I'm told I'm very observant, and I see through things easily.

"I don't obsess, I think intensely."

I do not write lemons. They are horribly disgusting and vulgar. If anyone reading my stories is hoping to read lemons, or looking forward to lemons in them, sorry to disappoint. But I do not feel comfortable writing them, or reading them.

Think of me as you want, I don't care. You can call me what you want, but I know what I am. Nothing you say can bring me down. Words are meaningless, empty.

Couples I love: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sango/Miroku, and Rin/Sesshomaru. Zane/Danica, and Edward/Bella.

Couples I hate: Inuyasha/Kikyo, Inuyasha/Sango, Kagome/Miroku, and Kagome/Sesshomaru. Anything Besides the couples above.

I love horror movies. I love anything scary. I love Zane Cobriana, Edward Cullen, and Inuyasha. I love Taylor Launter, Gerard Way, and Rob Pattinson.

When people say Kagome's eyes are violet, or dark blue. Her eyes are brown, people. Look more closely at her eyes in the series. There, that solves everything.

Calling Inuyasha Yash, Yasha, or Inu. Ugh, I hate those nicknames. It's like calling Samantha Antha, instead of Sam. Sometimes you can't give people nicknames short for their name. And calling Kagome Gome. Do you see how stupid that sounds? Kags is okay, I don't mind that. Ooooo or Inuyashie!! It makes him sound like a cute little puppy!! I bet everyone would love to see him like that!!

When someone asks me to get them the phone or remote when they are sitting down, doing nothing. I mean, what the hell happened to your legs? Did they magically stop functioning??

When my cousin changes the song every thirty seconds. It wares off too. I find myself changing the song every thirty seconds sometimes. It's like music ADD. It's a sickness that gets passed along whenever you hang out with him... Err, it pisses me off horribly!!

When ever someone gets in the way of something. Like Kikyo, Hobo... err, I mean Hojo (Inuyasha), Jacob (Twilight), Adlina (Hawksong), and Rei (again from Hawksong). Or my sister and my dog!! You try to get something from a cabinet, and they walk in front of it. UGH!! That pisses me off the most!!

I hate it when people say Kikyo's a slut, when she's not. She's never done anything to make you people think she's a slut. Did she call you Kinky-ho? If she were real, and you called her that, how do you think it would make her feel? She used to be human, so she can feel pain. Remember this next time you start talking about someone and insulting them.

Act like a spy for the day.

Apply for an unicorn hunting license.

Change your name every five minutes.

Ask someone to marry you.

When leaving the zoo, run to the parking lot screaming, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you had other plans.

When someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

In a department store walk up to an employee and say, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware." And then watch what happens.

Switch men's and women's signs on the restrooms.

In an elevator wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers through it.

Have a friend trace your body on the floor of the elevator in body outline and use red washable powder and pour it coming from the head and watch the other passengers step around it when getting on.

Leave a box in the corner of the elevator and when someone gets on ask if they hear something ticking.

Sit in your yard and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

On the back window of your car write "Help me" in red paint. The more it looks like blood the better. Then drive around town.

1. Kiss on the hand - I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck - I want you

4. Kiss on the lips - I love you

5. Kiss on the ears - I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else - let's not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes - kiss me

8. Playing with your hair - I can't live without you

9. Hand on your waist - I love you too much to let you go

Oh my crackers! (I love this one!! I say it all the time!)

Bitten by Barbie. (Barbie is evil. She scares me. Have you ever found Barbie staring at you in the middle of the night?)

Oh my Cullenz! (I don't say this all the time.)

My favorite quotes from pictures:

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list.

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

10 ways to really annoy people:

1. Name your dog 'Dog'.

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

3. Begin all your sentences with 'ooh la la!'

4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.

5. Wear your pants backwards.

6. Ask people what gender they are.

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend'.

8. Sing along at the opera.

9. Mow your lawn with scissors.

10. Honk and wavy to strangers.