Warning!: You are entering the profile of a rabid yaoi fangirl. May have perverted fantasies. May obsessively read fan fiction about gay anime characters. Keep small children away if you value their innocence. Has a tendency to squee randomly.

YE HATH BEEN FOREWARNED.

ABOUT ME:
Hi! I'm Katie! :D
Salut! Je m'appelle Katie!
I'm a sixteen year old girl with a gorgeous girlfriend and a dangerously outrageous passion/obsession for Hetalia: Axis Powers.
I love food and anime and reading and cosplaying and meeting new people, so feel free to send me a PM! I love getting those!
Oh, and reviews. Lots and lots of reviews.

FAVORITE ANIME:
Hetalia: Axis Powers (or Axis Powers Hetalia), Guilty Crown, Ouran High School Host Club, Big Windup!, Soul Eater, Blue Exorcist (or Ao no Exorcist), Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, K, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, and others I am definitely forgetting.

FAVORITE ANIME MOVIES:
Summer Wars, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Hetalia: Paint it, White!, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Sailor Moon SuperS: Black Dream Hole, and hopefully, Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
Supernatural, Heroes, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Danny Phantom, and Invader Zim.

FAVORITE MOVIES:
The Avengers, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Pitch Perfect, and Mean Girls.

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES:
Kingdom Hearts (whole series), Final Fantasy (whole series), Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Devil May Cry (whole series), Assassin's Creed III, and DBZ: Budokai Tenkaichi 2.

FAVORITE BOOKS/MANGA:
Books: Hush, Hush series by Becca Fitzpatrick, Darkest Powers series by Kelley Armstrong, The Immortals series by Alyson Noel, the Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer, and the House of Night series by P.C. Cast.
Manga: Black Cat by Kentaro Yabuki, Dragon Ball Z by Akira Toriyama, Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, Godchild by Kaori Yuki, Gravitation by Maki Murakami, Hetalia: Axis Powers by Hidekaz Himaruya, LOVELESS by Yun Kouga, NARUTO by Masashi Kishimoto, One Piece by Eiichiro Oda, Shaman King by Hiroyuki Takei, Soul Eater by Atsushi Ohkubo, Hands Off! by Kasane Katsumoto,and Yu-Gi-Oh! by Kazuki Takahashi.

Favorite Quotes! :D

Thor: You know not what you deal with -

Tony: Shakespeare in the park?

Thor: -blank look-

Tony: Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?

- The Avengers

Arthur: "America, duck!"

Alfred: "Why is France shooting at us? I thought he wasn't supposed to shoot at us!"

Arthur: "Fuck if I know! I blame the syphilis!"

Alfred: "... He still has that, huh?"

Arthur: "America, what's worse than a clap-addled sex maniac under the thumb of the Nazis?"

Alfred: "I dunno, what?"

Arthur: "A clap-addled sex maniac under the thumb of the Nazis who is still sniping at you, you idiot, get down!"

- Never Before (Hetalia fanfic on LiveJournal; USUK)

Matthew: "You should tell me something that's uniquely about you."

Alfred: "What kind of something?"

Matthew: “I don’t know. Something you think that no one else does."

Alfred: “I eat cereal at two o’clock in the morning. Pretty much no other time. Just then, when it’s stupid and I’m stuck reading a theory that had no business being published."

Matthew: “That’s not exactly what I was thinking, but… Are you ever going to publish a theory?”

Alfred: “How about you tell me something that’s uniquely you.”

Matthew: “I want to eat Captain Crunch with you at two in the morning.”

- General Relativity (Hetalia Kink Meme on LiveJournal; USCan)

Matthew: “I mean it—why me? It’s not like, it’s not like I’m—”

Alfred: "Matthew. You're awesome."

Matthew: "Because that's - it's so telling, that word."

- General Relativity (Hetalia Kink Meme on LiveJournal; USCan)

Dr. ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"

Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

- Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 139

Sam: "But Vlad's going to have to cater to your every whim until this whole thing's straightened out."

Danny: "... This pleases me."

- Danny Phantom

"Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes, and believe in yourself and love yourself to become a new person." - Gerard Way

"I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't stick my head that far up my ass."

"You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you."

"I AM NOT DRUNK!! I am, by nature, a loud, clumsy, friendly person."

"Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk!"

"Sometimes it's best not to question your friends. Just help them dump the body bag in the river."

"You know you're way into Twilight when you look at your boyfriend an think, "Sparkle, you fool. Sparkle!"

"I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet."

"Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful. So yeah. Thanks for the compliment."

"Maybe it's a soft J, like yogging. Anyway, you just run." - Will Ferrel, Anchorman

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway." - My Dad

"I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat - unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead." - Dane Cook

"Do not talk to your mother and father when you're crying. Because, what happens is, your mom has the ability to make you weep even more, and your dad makes you feel like a fuckin' idiot." - Dane Cook

My brothers playing Resident Evil 5.

"Charles! Help! I was looking up my butt with a rocket launcher and blew myself up!"

"... Why were you looking up your butt, Sheva? And, more importantly, why with a rocket launcher? N-never mind... I don't want to know."

"But I need your assista-"

"NO. I have decided that I do not want to know!"

Me while I was making toast and talking with my brothers. Guess what it was about?! South Park and Towelie. I have brought shame upon my ancestors.

" 'We just want our Okama GameSphere back!' "

"Didn't they do that on 'Drake & Josh', except... not with a drug-induced talking towel?"

"Yeah, I think so."

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Axel!!!

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Uhm. Namine.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Luxord. Bastard.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

LARXENE. Because no.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Halloween Town! :D

6. Least Favorite World?
Disney Castle.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Oblivion.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Probably…the stupid Winnie the Pooh one.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Genie!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final Form! You can fucking fly.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
D: That's hard. Any yaoi couple, as long as it isn't WAAAY out there, like... Mickey and Sora.shudder

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Ugh, Zexion and Lexeaus. It’s just… weird. I don't know why.
Oh. And SoKai. Even if it is canon. Just no, thank you.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Uhm. There's crack pairings?
I guess...
Luxord and Axel. EEEEW

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xigbar and Xemnas, Mickey and Sora... D:

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

This is just a fandom thing, but how oblivious and naive people like to make Sora.
No, guys.
Stahp.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku's pretty awesome.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

I forgot what that even is, whoops...

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nope. His hair's cool, tho'.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Can a man not have pink hair and be straight? For the love of God and all that is holy -
But the real question:
Is any man in Kingdom Hearts not gay?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Yes.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Kairi?

NAMINE. Pleasepleaseplease.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

No theories, because, now that I'm updating this, BBS is out now.
SO.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Nah, the background information was pretty wanted.
But it was a fucking annoying game, lemme tell you.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

... What?
You expect me to answer this?
One fucking character?
I want them all, 'scuse you.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

... I want to say Axel, but I would be lying. ;;
Sora and I are exactly alike..!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Uhm… trying to think...
I... don't really have one. :I

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I never have! I'm Riku in my cosplay group, though, and my wig's finally here, so.
Soon.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be

In KHII, when Demyx had to read the index card. “If the subject fails to respond, use aggression to liberate his true disposition. ”
Demy.
No.
Stahp.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

MY GOD, Luxord. Talk about difficult. I had no idea what to do.
I still have no idea.

30. What was a good addition in KHII that made it oh-so-addictive?

Organization XIII.
Yes.
Yeeeeeesssss.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence. :I Hayner's too... Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

D: I dunno! (Ha, didn't say I couldn't use that one! Loophole.)

33. Riku or Roxas?

>:I

34. Roxas or Sora?

... They're both the same person.
"No, Roxas is Roxas! You're nobody else. Listen to me, Roxas. You have the right to live your own life -"
"Sora. This is exactly why it has to be you."
//shotsohardintheface

35. Axel or Demyx?

Why do you keep asking me to choose between all these awesome people?

36. Kairi or Larxene?

LARXENE. At least she's a badass.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

STOP IT.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

I'm not into the het pairings...
Sigh.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku, but Zemyx is equally addicting

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SORIKU. PERIOD.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit. ;3

42. Cloud or Leon?

FFFFUUUUUUUUU -

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clack. Obvi. (Cloud/Zack)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character(s) you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Heheh, bad question.
Axel, Roxas, Vanitas, Sora, Terra, Demyx, Zack, Cloud, Leon, Riku, Genesis, Sephiroth (DON'T. ASK.), Reno...
The list, sadly, goes on.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

It's fine now. They put my darling Zack Fair in BBS.
Ahh. Life = complete.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas/Ventus (obvi.), Roxas/Cloud, Sora/Vanitas (more obvi.), Reno/Axel (Even thought Reno's in FF), and... I think that's it.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

I really need Dream Drop Distance.
//has all the KH games except for Coded
My name's not kingdomheartsforevs for nothing, sweethearts.

49. Do you like KHI or KHII better? Why?

KHII. It’s not as FUCKING HARD as the first -
//shot for just being a loser

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Because it fucking rules. Do not question the Kingdom Hearts. I will tear your heart out and feed it to the Heartless, then kill the Heartless, then your heart'll go into Kingdom Hearts, then I'll destroy Kingdom Hearts, then I'll give the heart to Axel, and Axel shall keep it as his own for all eternity and he can love Roxas properly.
Yup.

You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When...

(Highlight in bold the ones that pertain to you.)

1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
2. You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII.
3. You believe that some one's personality will correspond with the country that they came from.
4. You think that hamburgers should be The United State's national food.
5. You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.
6. You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc.
7. You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.
8. You start styling your hair after Italy's.
9. Or anyone else's hair.
10. You own a character costume.
11. You have cosplayed as a character before.
12. You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.
13. You have threatened to seize another's "vital regions."
14. You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word… in more than one language.
15. You know the words to any Hetalia song.
16. You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.
17. You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.
18. You have learned Japanese just to read the comics. (I WISH, DUDE)
19. You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released. (SEASON FIVE)
20. You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.
21. You plan on naming one of your children after a character.
22. You squeal during history lessons.
23. You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.
24. You have written a fanfiction for APH.
25. You have read a fanfiction for APH.
26. You draw APH fanart. (More like try to draw HEHEH)
27. You put answers like "Alfred F. Jones" or "Arthur Kirkland" on geography tests.
28. You tear up when talking about the Revolutionary War.
29. You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria owned Italy.
30. You ask if countries are "married" when they form a union.
31. You worry for a country's health when their stocks go down.
32. You scream "HERO!" whenever people mention America.
33. You scribbled the name "England" on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
34. You actually start saying "aru" in actual conversation.
35. You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was too awesome.
36. You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country… ever.
37. Anyone named Francis, Alfred, Matthew, Ludwig or Arthur is automatically linked to Hetalia.
38. You tell people your eyebrows are similar to England's. (I need a waxing holy fuck.)
39. You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby's chair.
40. You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
41. You try to get the polar bears at the zoo to talk.
42. You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.
43. You ARE one with Russia.
44. You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.
45. When wars seem to become hilarious. (Never.)
46. You claim that aliens do exist... and live in America.
47. You tell people that if the alien attack, they will go for England. (BUAHAHAHA)
48. Your grades in history or geography suddenly shoot up.
49. You debate who would win in arm wrestling - the Allies or the Axis?! (No contest. Allies.)
50. You raise your hand in class just to scream "PASTAAA!"
51. You yell "Pastaa!" anywhere in public.
52. You start planting sunflowers.
53. You laugh at any song referring to a country's size. (LMFAO)
54. You find out about your lineage and trace it to Hetalia.
55. You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters.
56. You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia's. (;A;!! I want to, holy crap!)
57. You start noticing all of the China jokes.
58. You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
59. You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.
60. You have completed all of the Hetalia memes. ( I can't because I can't draw!! ;A;)
61. You claim to have married a country.
62. You know every pairing in the book.
63. You've created a pairing (or more).
64. You wish Rome was your grandfather.
65. You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.
66. When you want a tomato, you say "Spain! Get me a tomato, damn it!" (I actually hate tomatoes. BUT IF I LIKED THEM)
67. When upset, you chant "Kolkolkolkolkol…"
68. You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of.
69. Sink faucets now fascinate you.
70. Whenever you see anything with Hello Kitty on it, you have to draw a half-smile on it.
71. You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII. (I would probably get beaten up...)
72. You now refer to Germany as "Doitsu".
73. You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.
74. You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.
75. You own a world map… that only shows America. (BECAUSE I LOVE HIM)
76. You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.
77. You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.
78. You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
79. You can't roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
80. You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE. (No, because he is HRE! My God, people!)
81. You dream of becoming your own country.
82. You refer to every country's king/queen/president/etc as their "boss".
83. You have taken it upon yourself to create OC's for countries not represented in Hetalia.
84. You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
85. Wursts have now replaced sausages.
86. The Axis Powers seem so much better than the Allies in your eyes. (HELL NO BITCHES THE ALLIES HAVE AMERICA)
87. You believe that Italy can make men gay… for him.
88. You make "Happy Birthday" cards for all of the nation's birthdays.
89. You have tried numerous times to figure out what "Hetalia" actually means. (NO!! I know what it means! Useless Italy!)
90. You do needlepoint now because England does it.
91. Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them "that was created in korea, you know…"
92. You have a conniption every time somebody refers to China as a "she".
93. Planes suddenly interest you.
94. Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
95. You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga. (Because. Every time his eyes open, 10,000 BABIES ARE MURDERED)
96. Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
97. You know the WWII uniform of every nation.
98. You now mass-produce white flags.
99. You use chairs and pans as weapons.
100. You know where every nation's erogenous zone is.
101. Germany is a saint in your eyes.
102. You spent most of your day writing this list.
103. You want to hug landmasses. (They represent the people and the ideas, not the landmass.)
104. You demand every red hoodie have a maple leaf on it.
105. You call tomatoes "buono tomato"!
106. People can't mention world issues to you because you will make a huge joke of it.
107. You spend day after day researching different relationships between different countries.
108. You sob at the mention of Bloody Sunday.
109. Saying "ve" is a normal thing to you.
110. When one says "I love my country!" you reply: "Yeah! He's really hot!"
111. You expect the new French foreign exchange student to be perverted, and surprisingly, he is. (We actually got a French exchange student last year. He is. :I)
112. You see a map as a social gathering.
113. You have made an OC for a country/state/providence.
114. You can't say "German wurst" without laughing.
115. Beer must always be salty.
116. In order to be awesome, you decide to get a baby chick and put it on your head.
117. You try to compare your family to Hetalia characters. (Nope, only because my family's not awesome enough.)
118. You ACTUALLY know what "Hetalia" means.
119. You regularly check Hidekaz Himaruya's blog for updates… even if you don't speak Japanese.
120. Hidekaz Himaruya is your hero. (Sorry, Himaruya-sensei. Vic Mignogna all the way.)
121. Sealand IS a nation in your eyes.
122. You know random tidbits about each character. (Not tidbits. I KNOW EVERYTHING)
123. You download every Hetalia song when it comes out.
124. You know every Hetalia meme in the book.
125. You actually spent the time comparing this list to your life.

A skinny, "Mean Girls" type waltzed up to a chubbier girl in class one day.

"Hey, when's the baby coming?"

The bigger girl calmly lifted her attention from her classwork and levelly stated,

"I don't know. Why don't you ask your boyfriend?"

-Copy and paste this onto your profile if you refuse to let bullying get you down.-

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party ‘cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Annoying Things to Do On an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY “ding!” at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up; then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug!", then enforce it.

You know you're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot. (All the time – especially on deiviantART, YouTube, or when Reading fanfiction [otherwise, all the time.])

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?') (AHAHA YEESSS)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?') (//just realized she does that one O-oh…)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (LMAO)

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (STAYING UP TILL ONE A.M. FTW)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (I’m so sorry, Mom...)

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (:D)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (:I)

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (PENS HOMG)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (:I)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (;D)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (Nah, only my grandma.)

People think you have A.D.D. (Dx)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (INDEED)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (SNORTS)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Ahh.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (LOL wut?)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit, dude, we screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your crap for so long, they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Barge right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place saying "Bitch, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste this shit!"

Thoughts on Gay Marriage! (If you can't handle sarcasm, get out.)
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Life's funniest Questions

1. When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

2. If stealing from one book is plagiarism, why is stealing from many research?

3. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

4. Why is the alphabet in that order?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. If everything 'tastes like chicken', what does chicken taste like?

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1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

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If you thought it was funny when Goku said he would put Vegeta on the top of his 'Things To Do' list in the Majin Buu saga, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature. [Wrote that one m'self... xD]

If you think Chi Chi from Dragon Ball Z is a bitch, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.

If you think Goku is one of the sweetest, sexiest men in the universe (he's already the strongest), copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.

If you tried to learn how to fly because Gohan explained how to with Goten and Videl, copy and paste this to your profile/signature.

If you think Hercule Satan is a complete retard, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.

If you think Vegeta looks adorable whenever he shows the slightest bit of emotion, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.

90 percent of teenagers would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a building. 7 percent would be screaming "JUMP, BITCH!" Copy and paste this if you're part of the 3 percent who would actually push her off.

If you love Demyx, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Axel fangirl, then copy and paste this onto your profile

79 percent of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile. Dude, even on Standard it took me two times to beat him. He's NOT fucking weak! I even had my strongest keyblade and knew exactly how to fight him!! D:

If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. Lol, I got lots… xD Goku Son (DBZ), Jacob Black, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Minato Uzumaki, Obito Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Arumat (Star Ocean), Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas… ETC.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.

Also with not knowing the difference between 'your', 'you're', 'their', 'there', and 'they're', some people don't know how to properly use 'to', 'two', and 'too'. If you know how to use all of these words properly, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature.

Okay, this is getting annoying. Also with not knowing the difference between 'your', 'you're', 'their', 'there', 'they're', 'to', 'two', and 'too', most people can't even use 'then' or 'than' correctly; such as in the second 'Not Knowing the Difference'. If you can use such words correctly, copy and paste this onto your profile/signature. (It's true, I got the second one like that. XD)

Paste this if you overly and obnoctiously use smilies when ever possible. (Okay, I only posted that to tell the writer of it this: IT’S OBNOXIOUSLY, DUMBASS. -coughcough- S-sorry about that.)

If you are against real fur on clothing, then put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto on to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have dreams about being in an animé/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this onto your profile!

You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who deserves punishment, but you are too nice to do that to anyone, even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.

Research shows that 92 percent of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile. ... How does that work out...? Simple...you do mischievous and evil things and write angsty stories, but you still care about people.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions, ANMProductions, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, kingdom_hearts_forevs

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

K: You’re wild and crazy.

A: Easy to fall in love with.

T: You’re very loyal to the ones you love.

H: You’re quirky.

R: F--king crazy.

Y: Best girlfriend anyone can ask for.

N: You like to drink. (WATER! >:D)

Find out what your name means:

A: Easy to fall in love with.

B: You like people.

C: You’re really crazy.

D: One in a million.

E: Great in bed.

F: You love to drink.

G: You never let people tell you what to do.

H: You’re quirky.

I: You’re popular with all kinds of people.

J: People adore you.

K: You’re wild and crazy.

L: Unbelievably great in bed.

M: Best kisser ever.

N: You like to drink.

O: You’re crazy.

P: Great in bed.

Q: You’re a hypocrite.

R: F--king crazy.

S: You’re dead sexy.

T: You’re very loyal to the ones you love.

U: You really like to chill.

V: You’re non-judgmental.

W: You’re very broad-minded.

X: You never let people tell you what to do.

Y: Best boy/girlfriend anyone could ask for.

Z: Always ready.

—MY BOY SIDE—
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] Shopping is torture.

[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on TV
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice. (Most of the time.)

[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (All of the above?)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth. (Much to Mom’s dismay.)
[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night. (That’s annoying. Only if my feet are REALLY COLD.)
[x] You have fished at least once (MANY times.)

—MY GIRL SIDE—
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner
[ ] You wear the color pink.

[x] You go to your mom to talk. (Rarely.)
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. (Well... it is.)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black. (What..? No girl hates that!)
[x] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (Yeah. Rings. RingsringsRIIINNGS)

[ ] You cried watching The Notebook. (Never seen it. o3o)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don’t like the movie Star Wars (HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE STAR WARS?! You’d have to be… like… OH MY GOD ;A;)
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (20 minutes to shower, the rest to do my scenie-weenie hair. :I)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Eh... no. DOC MARTINS)
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can. (UUUUGHHH)
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes. (Sometimes. I like the click they make on hardwood flooooors...)
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Fuckin’ Barbies, dude. I have like, hundreds in my garage still. )

[ ] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything. (‘TENTION WHORE.)
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors. (THAT COLOR IS AN ABOMINATION.)

Appearance

[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″. (5'6” muthafucka.)
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan/ burn easily. (DAMN MY IRISH/BRITISH/GERMANNESS.)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. (I love having blonde hair, hell no.)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. (I wiiish)
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (Unfortunately...)
[ ] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than two piercings. (I just got my ears pierced in August of 2012. Like seriously.)
[ ] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

Embarrassment

[x] I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (Eight Below. Fuckin’ SAD MOVIE.)
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. (I have done it ONCE)
[ ] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[x] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[x] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health

[x] I’ve gotten stitches.
[ ] Broken a bone. (THANK GOD, NO.)
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[ ] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I’ve had serious surgery.
[ ] I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling

[x] I’ve driven / ridden over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[ ] I’ve been to Canada. (I WISH)
[ ] I’ve been to Cuba.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls. (Isn’t that the same as going to Canada? o.o)
[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa. (Again - CANADA?)
[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[x] I’ve been to the Caribbean. (Puerto Rico)
[ ] I’ve been to Europe. (I WISH, DUDE)
[ ] I’ve been to Florida. (Ugh, humidity worse then Arkansas.)

Experiences

[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Ugh, I hate milk.)
[ ] I’ve crashed a car.
[ ] I’ve been skiing.
[ ] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[ ] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I’ve eaten Sushi. (YUUUM, SHRIMP TEMPURAAA)
[ ] I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships

[ ] I’m single.
[x] I’m in a relationship.
[x] I’m engaged. (e/////e)
[ ] I’m married.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[x] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[ ] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

Honesty / Crime

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.

Death and Suicide

[x] I’m afraid of dying. (Shit scares me, dude.)
[ ] I hate funerals.
[x] I’ve seen someone / something dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[x] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CD’s. (Ugh. Sex, drugs, and money. Disgusting.)
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga. (LMAOROFLOL)
[ ] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collected comic books. (Still do, bitch.)
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie

Random

[x] I can sing well. (So I've been told...)
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news. (Sometimes.)
[ ] I don’t kill bugs (YOU KIDDING?! D:)
[x] I sing in the shower. (I fuckin’ love singing...)
[ ] I am a morning person. (Uuuughh. An apocalypse would be upon us if I was.)
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[ ] I love spam.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. (Red)
[x] I would wear pajamas to school. (PAJAMA DAY FTW)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I’m really ticklish.
[ ] I like white chocolate. (Makes me sick. Dx)

[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[ ] I’m good at remembering names.
[ ] I’m good at remembering dates.
[ ] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.

SHIPS I SAIL! (I probably can't list them all...):

HETALIA:

USUK

AmeCan

RusAme

PruAme

PruCan

Spamano

GerIta

Germancest

GerAme

LietPol

SuFin

2P!CanAme

Americest

Canadacest

THE AVENGERS:

Superhusbands (Steve/Tony)

Thoki (Thor/Loki)

Thor/Steve

Rhodey/Bucky

Clint/Natasha

THE HULK GETS NO ONE.

SUPERNATURAL:

Destiel

Wincest

HEROES:

Petlar

... That's it. ._.

YU-GI-OH!:

Puzzleshipping (Yami/Yugi)

Puppyshipping (Seto/Joey)

Scandalshipping (Seth/Atemu)

Prideshipping (Seto/Yami)

Tendershipping (Bakura/Ryou)

Geminishipping (Akefia/Bakura)

Citronshipping (Akefia/Marik)

Bronzeshipping (Marik/Malik)

Monarchshipping (Atemu/Yami)

Blindshipping (Atemu/Yugi)

Cageshipping (Yami/Bakura/Marik)

Mobiumshipping (Atemu/Yugi/Yami)

Bakushipping (Akefia/Ryou/Bakura)

DRAGON BALL SERIES:

KakaVege

KakaBroly

Adult!GohanxTeen!Trunks

NARUTO:

SasuNaru

NaruSasu

KakaIru

DeidaraXTobi

ZabuzaXHaku

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST:

RoyXEd

EdXAl

EnvyXEd

RoyXHughes

INVADER ZIM:

ZaDR

TaGR

TRaPR

Za(GIR)R

KINGDOM HEARTS:

SoRiku

AkuRoku

AkuSo

Zemyx

RokuSo

XemnasXSaix

AxelXMarluxia

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB:

HikaKao

HikaTamaKao

KyouTama

FINAL FANTASY:

ZackxCloud

SephirothXCloud

GenesisXSephiroth

ReksXVaan

BaschXVaan

VincentXCloud

DANNY PHANTOM:

PhantomXDanny

VladXDanny/Phantom

SOUTH PARK:

Stenny

K2

Style

Creek

Cryde

KennyXButters

UPDATES:

'Kay-kee-dokie. The following are stories I've been working on:

The Golden Boy - 5 chapters; incomplete

A Tortured Soul - 5 chapters; incomplete

Is Any of This For Real... Or Not? - 3 chapters; incomplete; HIATUS

Falling in Love With a Black Cat! - 2 chapters; incomplete; HIATUS

I'm in the Naruto World?! - 1 chapter; incomplete

A MESSAGE TO The Golden Boy FANS: I love you guys so much! Holy crap! This is the story I'm most proud of; I'll never give up on it. It's truly been amazing. Oh my God, you guys are so supportive. Seriously, I love you all so much. I look forward to all your reviews ALL the time, because they're just so amazing and nice. Please stay that way! Like I said, I'm most proud of this story, and it's all because of you guys and your support, so thank you.

A MESSAGE TO A Tortured Soul FANS: Sorry about the very long periods of no updates, guys. I even got a review in The Golden Boy to update, which I didn't appreciate, but... whatever. This story isn't quite working for me, and I've been trying to make it work for a while. Don't worry; I'm not giving up on it, nor is it going on hiatus. I just need to get my inspiration for it back. Please, bear with me - and don't leave reviews in my other stories asking me to update this one. That's not cool. See you guys next chapter!