| Donnamour1969 |
Author has written 111 stories for Moonlight, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mentalist, and Castle. I'm an English teacher from Oklahoma. Want to know more about me? Go here: http://www.thementalisttvshow.com/account/donnamour1969 | |||||||
1. The Mentalist: Boy Wonder » reviewsCollaboration with starry19. Travel back in time to when Jane first meets Angela. It's hate at first sight, but outside forces and fate push them together. Take a chance on this one; you won't be sorry! Humor/Romance. Rated T for language and sexuality.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 5-7-13 - Patrick J.2. The Mentalist: Red Roulette reviewsCollaboration with waterbaby134. Set post season 5 finale. Jane and Lisbon must deal with Red John's changing rules, while being forced to play a new game of their own. But when tragedy hits close to home, will they be able to get past it to catch Red John, before he catches them? Spoilers 5x22. Drama/Romance/Angst/Humor. Rated T/M for language, violence and sexuality.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 5-14-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.3. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red and Itchy, 5x21 reviewsJane does some whittling. Set post-episode. Friendship/Humor/Hints of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20, 21, and 22. Rated T for mild language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 4-30-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete4. The Mentalist: Without Further Ado » reviewsJane and Teresa never meet but engage in a battle of wits. Each vows never to marry, but can their friends design a way to bring them together? Loving adaptation of Shakespeare's play, Much Ado About Nothing, without the iambic pentameter. Extreme AU, but please take a chance! Humor, romance, Jisbon, Rigspelt. Rated K /TMentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 4-1-13 - Patrick J. & Grace vP. - Complete5. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Velvet Cupcakes, 5x20 reviewsSet post episode. Lisbon notices a growing tension between Jane and her. Humor and a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers, 5x20. Rated T for language and adult innuendo.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 4-23-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete6. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Letter Day, 5x19 reviewsJane and Lisbon discuss Kirkland. Set immediately post episode. Spoilers, 5x19.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-15-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete7. Mentalist Episode Tag: Behind the Red Curtain, 5x18 reviewsSet immediately post episode. Jane calls Lisbon to give her the news about Lennon. Spoilers, 5x18. Mild language.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-26-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete8. Mentalist Episode Tag, 5x17: Red, White, and Blue » reviewsCHAPTER 2 IS UP! AU sequel to my 5x15 tag, subtitled, "Step Five." Spoilers for 5x15, 5x16, 5x17. Romance, humor, Jisbon. Rated T for sexual content.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 3-19-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete9. The Mentalist: Ruby Tears » reviewsA disturbed young woman pursues Jane. He must convince Lisbon that the teen isn't as innocent as she seems, before he too gets caught in her trap. Set in Season 5. Drama/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content, language, and sexuality.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,850 - Reviews: 427 - Updated: 3-17-13 - Published: 1-23-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete10. Mentalist Episode Tag: There Will be Blood, 5x16 reviewsLisbon contemplates what it all means. Spoilers, 5x16. A hint of Jisbon.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 3-11-13 - Teresa L. - Complete11. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Lacquer Nail Polish, 5x15 reviewsTakes place post episode, then goes decidedly AU from there. I don't want to give away the surprise in the summary, so please read on. Spoilers, 5x15.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-5-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete12. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red in Tooth and Claw, 5x14 reviewsSet immediately post episode. Jane and Lisbon discuss dating, dinosaurs, and Achilles heels. Spoilers, 5x14. Friendship/humor, hints of Jisbon. Mild language.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-18-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete13. Mentalist Episode Tag: His Red Right Hand, 2x8 reviewsMissing scenes/tag to this wonderful classic episode. (This was the one with Red John, Bosco and his creepy secretary, Rebecca.) Jane attends two funerals. Minor language.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-10-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete14. Mentalist Episode Tag: The Red Barn, 5x13 reviewsSet immediately post-episode. Jane and Lisbon ruminate further about Visualize, Red John, and life choices. Spoilers, 5x13. Friendship fic.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-28-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete15. Teresa » reviewsCollaborative fic with waterbaby134. Extreme AU, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma." Jane and Lisbon are lifelong friends, but will a matchmaking scheme make them realize they are well-matched to each other? Romance/Humor/Friendship. Rated K to T.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,801 - Reviews: 324 - Updated: 1-19-13 - Published: 11-12-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete16. Mentalist Episode Tag: Little Red Corvette, 5x12 reviewsIn light of the Volker case, Lisbon and Jane understand each other much better. Spoilers, 4x12. Friendship/comfort.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-14-13 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete17. The Mentalist: The Rocket's Red Glare » reviewsSomeone is trying to kill Jane (again). Even with Lisbon acting as his bodyguard, it won't stop Jane from doing something idiotic to catch his would-be killer. Set in Season 5. Rated T/M for language and adult content. Humor/Drama/Jisbon romance.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,212 - Reviews: 304 - Updated: 1-11-13 - Published: 12-12-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete18. Mentalist Episode Tag: Days of Wine and Roses, 5x11 reviewsJane and Lisbon prepare themselves for what lies ahead. Spoilers, 5x11. Friendship/comfort/humor.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-7-13 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete19. Another Mentalist Mistletoe Fic reviewsThe title speaks for itself, I suppose. Silly, fluffy, Christmastime fun with a hint of Jisbon.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-21-12 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete20. Moonlight Becomes You reviewsMick returns from his honeymoon to a very unwelcome surprise. Post series one-shot. Rated T for adult language. Humor/friendship.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-2-12 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete21. Mentalist Episode Tag: Black Cherry, 5x9 reviewsYour dream or mine? Jane and Lisbon ponder sleep-talking. Spoilers, 5x9. Jisbon/Friendship.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 11-28-12 - Teresa L. & Patrick J.22. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Sails in the Sunset, 5x8 reviewsJane is making a list and checking it with Lisbon. Spoilers, 5x8. Friendship/humor/comfort.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-20-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete23. Mentalist episode tag: If it Bleeds, it Leads, 5x7 reviewsJane tries to comfort Lisbon. After all, he's been there himself. Spoilers, 5x7. Drama/friendship/hurt/comfort. A dark change of pace for me. Rated T for mild language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 11-11-12 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete24. Mentalist Episode Tag: Cherry Picked, 5x5 reviewsJane and Lisbon chat post episode. Spoilers, 5x5. Friendship/humor.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-6-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete25. The Mentalist: The Taming of the Psychic » reviewsImagine an AU world where Red John never killed Jane's family. What would Jane be like? Can Lisbon learn to tame the savage psychic? Inspired by "Fugue in Red," but set around some events of Season 2. Rated T/M for language and Jisbon sexytimes. Humor/Romance/Fluff.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,931 - Reviews: 442 - Updated: 11-2-12 - Published: 9-7-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete26. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Dawn, 5x6 reviewsSet post episode. Jane and Lisbon reflect on their first meeting. Slight spoilers, 5x6. Friendship/humor/hint of Jisbon. Mild language. And congratulations to "The Mentalist" for 100 wonderful episodes!Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-29-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete27. Mentalist Episode Tag: Blood Feud, 5x4 reviewsAn unexpected visitor arrives at Rigsby's for some pizza and sympathy. Sort of. Friendship/humor/comfort. Spoilers, 5x4.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-23-12 - Wayne R. & Kimball C.28. Mentalist Episode Tag: Not One Red Cent, 5x3 reviewsPost-episode, Jane and Lisbon contemplate poker and orthopedic shoes. Spoilers, 5x3. Friendship/humor/hint of Jisbon if you squint.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-16-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete29. Mentalist Episode Tag: Devil's Cherry, 5x2 reviewsMissing scene before the final showdown. Spoilers, 5x2. Friendship/humor/angst/hint of Jisbon.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-8-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete30. Mentalist Episode Tag: The Crimson Ticket, 5x1 reviewsPost episode. Jane and Lisbon, apologies and explanations. Spoilers, 5x1. Friendship/humor/drama. Hint of Jisbon.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-1-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete31. The Mentalist: Red Haze » reviewsPre-series fic. When Jane first joined the Serious Crimes Unit, he was a different man. This story traces how the team, and especially Lisbon, help him to rise above the tragedy of his recent past. Angst/Humor/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content and some language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,689 - Reviews: 275 - Updated: 9-9-12 - Published: 7-22-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete32. The Mentalist: Scarlet Woman » reviewsNEW! EPILOGUE POSTED! Collaboration with waterbaby134. How do you solve a problem like Lorelei? That's just what Jane and Lisbon must figure out. Our take on what we'd like to happen post finale. Spoilers for 4x23-24. Romance,drama,humor,Jisbon! Rated T/M for adult themes.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 8-10-12 - Published: 6-10-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete33. Mentalist Episode Tag: Bloodshot, 1x16 reviewsRemember the one where Jane was blinded by an explosion? Well, this tag continues that episode from Season 1. Some fluffy team interaction, humor, and word play.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-21-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete34. Goldilocks and the Red Wizard » reviewsA Mentalist fairytale. Prince Patrick is captured by outlaw hero Teresa Lisbon and held for ransom. As their unlikely love blossoms, the evil wizard, Red John plots to ruin their happiness. Extreme AU! Give it a try! Rated T/M for language/adult situationMentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 518 - Updated: 7-15-12 - Published: 3-30-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete35. Mentalist Episode Tag: Pilot, 1x1 reviewsPost Episode 1x1. Jane stays the night at his Malibu house, contemplating his life and the team's female agents. Lisbon considers Jane and her new team member. Introspective piece laced with humor. Spoilers, 1x1. First in a series of Seasons 1-3 tags.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-11-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete36. Mentalist Episode Tag: Crimson Hat, 4x24 reviewsBrief flashback and Jane/Lisbon conversation post finale. HEAVY SPOILERS! Don't read unless you've watched it, trust me. Friendship/Hint of Jisbon. Rated T for adult situation.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 5-18-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete37. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Rover, Red Rover, 4x23 reviewsLisbon goes to Jane's motel room post-episode. Hint of Jisbon. Spoilers, 4x23. Friendship/Comfort/Humor.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-11-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete38. Mentalist Episode Tag: So Long, and Thanks,4x22 reviewsTwo-part tag highlighting Cho and Lisbon/Jane post case. A hint of Jisbon. Angst/friendship/humor. Spoilers, 4x22. Rated "T" for mild language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-6-12 - Kimball C. & Teresa L. - Complete39. Mentalist Episode Tag: Ruby Slippers, 4x21 reviewsFollow the yellow brick road...Jane and Lisbon discuss a certain movie. Spoilers, 4x21. Friendship/humor. Rated T for mild language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-27-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete40. Till Death Do Us Part, Sort Of: A Moonlight Story » reviewsMick and Beth make plans to tie the knot, and Josef's just the vamp to make sure it's not tied too tightly. Humor/Romance/Friendship. Rated T/M for language and adult content. Using these characters for fun, not profit.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-11-12 - Published: 3-20-12 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete41. Episode Tag: Something's Rotten in Redmund, 4x20 reviewsLisbon hangs around to make sure Jane is okay after Rigsby's news. Spoilers, 4x20. Friendship/humor/comfort.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-7-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.42. Mentalist Episode Tag: Pink Champagne on Ice reviewsSome post-case Jane/Lisbon banter. Spoilers, 4x19. Friendship/humor. Mild language.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-1-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete43. The Ghost and Mr Jane » reviewsJane is visited by the ghost of his dead wife. Not as hokey as it sounds, I promise. Humor, romance, eventual Jisbon. Set in Season 4. Spoilers up to and including 4x15. Adult language and situations. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,106 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 3-19-12 - Published: 2-19-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete44. Mentalist Episode Tag, Ruddy Cheeks, 4x18 reviewsLisbon seeks Jane's advice about Cho. Spoilers, 4x18. Humor/Friendship/Fluff. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-16-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete45. Mentalist Episode Tag: Cheap Burgundy, 4x17 reviewsMissing scene of Jane and Lisbon's stake-out. How would these two pass the time? Why, playing silly games, of course. Fluff and silliness and Jisbon friendship. Spoilers,4x17. Rated T for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-10-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete46. Mentalist Episode Tag: His Thoughts 4x16 reviewsGrace discusses Bret Stiles with Jane. Spoilers, 4x16.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-25-12 - Grace vP. & Patrick J. - Complete47. Mentalist Episode Tag: War of the Roses, 4x15 reviewsJane and Lisbon really needed one more conversation about Erica. This is a more positive, optimistic tag than others out there. Give it a try; maybe you'll find some comfort for any disappointment. Spoilers, 4x15. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 2-17-12 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete48. Mentalist Episode Tag: At First Blush, 4x14 reviewsJane and Lisbon talk post-case. Who really controls their relationship? Humor, friendship. Spoilers, 4x14 and 4x15. Rated T for language/adult themes. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-12-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete49. The Mentalist: Fire With Fire » reviewsWhen Jane attempts to help Rigsby win Grace's heart, things backfire in unexpected ways. Season 1 AU. Fluff, humor, farce, romance. T/M. Jisbon and Rigspelt. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,630 - Reviews: 229 - Updated: 2-10-12 - Published: 12-29-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete50. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red is the New Black, 4x13 reviewsLisbon deals with Jane leaving the scene of the crime. MAJOR SPOILERS! Don't read unless you've seen 4x13, trust me. Rated T for language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-2-12 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete51. Mentalist Episode Tag: My Bloody Valentine, 4x12 » reviewsA tag in two parts, post episode. Rigsby shares his news with Van Pelt; Lisbon and Jane commiserate over cards. Spoilers, 4x12. Rated T for language. PART 2 IS UP!Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-26-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Grace vP. & Patrick J. - Complete52. Mentalist Tag: Always Bet on Red, 4x11 reviewsAs promised, Cho takes Summer out for pizza. Spoilers episode 4x11. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 1-15-12 - Kimball C. - Complete53. Castle Episode Tag:Til Death Do Us Part, 4x11 reviewsJust what are their "numbers"? Castle and Kate speculate post-wedding. Spoilers 4x11. Humor, romance. No copyright infringement intended.Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-9-12 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete54. The Mentalist: Red and Green » reviewsSequel to "She Wore a Red Ribbon." Jane and Lisbon return to Sacramento for Christmas, but danger finds them on the train ride home. Rated T for language and violence. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 12-18-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete55. Mentalist Episode Tag: Fugue in Red, 4x10 reviewsMissing scene and tag for the episode-mainly Lisbon's pov. Jane/Lisbon friendship. Spoilers 4x10. Rated "T" for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 12-16-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete56. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Shirt, 4x9 reviewsJane and Lisbon continue their conversation about death and ice cream. On the fluffy side with a little bit of angst. J/L friendship. Spoilers, 4x9. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 12-10-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete57. Castle Episode Tag: Cuffed, 4x10 reviewsWhat I wish had happened at the end of this episode. Romantic, humorous one-shot. Spoilers 4x10. No copyright infringement intended.Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-6-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete58. The Mentalist: Red Velvet Box reviewsConclusion to my Season 3 series. Jane, Lisbon, and the others react to Christmas in different ways. Fluffy one-shot. Established Jisbon, with hints of Rigspelt and Chummer. Rated T for Adult content and language.No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-4-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete59. The Mentalist: In the Red » reviews5th in my Season 3 AU series. An ill-advised night of passion comes back to bite Jane and Lisbon, leading to blackmail and revenge. Established Jisbon. Rated T/M for language,violence,and Jisbon sexytimes. No copyright infringement intendedMentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 10-31-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete60. Mentalist Episode Tag: Pink Tops, 4x8 reviewsCho has finally met his match, and it puts him a little off balance. Spoilers, 4x8. Romance/humor. No copyright infringment intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 11-18-11 - Kimball C. - Complete61. Mentalist Episode Tag: Blinking Red Light, 4x7 reviewsPicks up right where the episode leaves off. Lisbon waits for Jane at the crime scene. Major spoilers: DO NOT read until you've watched the episode! No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 11-4-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete62. Mentalist Episode Tag: Where in the World? 4x6 reviewsJane and Lisbon discover a new facet of their relationship. Spoilers, 4x6. Friendship/ humor. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-29-11 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete63. The Mentalist: Red Lace » reviewsSeason 1 AU. Lisbon finds an inspired way to bring Jane out of his depression after his reunion with Sophie Miller. Friendship/romance/farce. Rated T/M for language and Jisbony sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,136 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 10-27-11 - Published: 9-25-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete64. Mentalist Episode Tag: Blood and Sand, 4x5 reviewsLife's a beach, so the beach bum philosphers say. Lisbon and Jane discuss that very thing. Spoilers for 4x5. Introspective friendship fic with a touch of humor. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-22-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete65. Mentalist Episode Tag: Ring Around the Rosie, 4x4 reviewsJane and Lisbon enjoy a slightly mad, post-case tea party. Fluff and drabble. Friendship fic. Rated T for mild language. Spoilers, 4x4. No copyright infringment intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-14-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete66. Mentalist Episode Tag: Pretty Red Balloon, 4x3 reviewsOf winding roads and Reuben sandwiches-a friendship fic. Spoilers, 4x3. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-8-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete67. Mentalist Episode Tag: Little Red Book, 4x2 reviewsJane owes the team a big thanks for their support. A little humor, a lot of introspection. Spoilers, 4x2. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-1-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L.68. Mentalist Episode Tag: Scarlet Ribbons, 4x1 reviewsPicking up right after the season 4 premiere. Jane expresses his gratitude, and he and Lisbon discuss what the future might hold. Spoiler Alert: Don't read this if you haven't watched 4x1! No copyright infringement intendedMentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 9-23-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete69. Uncle Josef: A Moonlight Story » reviewsStory #16 in my post-series saga. The mysterious murders of two vamps send Mick, Josef and their ladies to Tulsa, where they receive much more than they bargained for. Rated T/M for sex, language, and violence. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,713 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 9-15-11 - Published: 5-25-11 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete70. Red Garland » reviewsEpisode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 9-8-11 - Published: 12-19-10 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete71. The Mentalist: She Wore a Red Ribbon » reviewsPatrick Jane is an 1870's peddler searching for the outlaw, Red John, who murdered his wife and daughter.Revenge is the only thing he wants, until he meets feisty schoolmarm, Teresa Lisbon. Extreme AU. Give it a try!T/M No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,138 - Reviews: 421 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 5-30-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete72. Mentalist Episode Tag: Strawberries and Cream reviewsJane's thoughts immediately following the shocking finale. Do yourself a favor and don't read this until you've watched the finale! Major spoilers! No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-20-11 - Patrick J. - Complete73. The Mentalist: Red Tape » reviews4th in my Season 3 AU series. Jane and Lisbon's budding relationship takes a major hit in the trust department. Can they overcome it? Rated T/M for language and sexual content. Conclusion is now up! No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,606 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 5-18-11 - Published: 4-3-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete74. The Mall: A Moonlight story reviewsJosef and Mick spend a day at the mall with their ladies. Fluffy one-shot. Rated T for mild language and adult conversation. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-18-11 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete75. Mentalist Episode Tag: Rhapsody in Red, 3x22 reviewsUnashamedly fluffy continuation of the music themed episode. Jisbon friendship. Spoilers: 3x22. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-13-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete76. Mentalist Episode Tag: Like a Redheaded Stepchild reviewsPicks up right where episode 3x21 left off. Conversations between Jane and the two women in his life. Spoilers 3x21.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-7-11 - Patrick J. & Grace vP. - Complete77. Mentalist Episode Tag: Redacted, 3x20 reviewsMy take on Jane's motivations in this episode, and the "serious talk" he has with Lisbon. Spoilers, 3x20. Rated "T" for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-30-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete78. Mentalist Episode Tag: Every Rose Has its Thorn reviewsLisbon and Jane ruminate over the lasting effects of Erica Flynn. A hint of Jisbon. Spoilers, 3x19.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-8-11 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete79. The Mentalist Episode Tag: The Red Mile, 3x18 reviewsDoes Jane trust Lisbon enough to tell her what happened with Steiner? My take on what might have happened post episode. Spoilers, 3x18. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-1-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete80. Politics: A Moonlight story reviewsJosef announces his intent to get into politics. Mick has some serious reservations.Fluffy and fun, stand-alone one-shot. Rated T for language. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-29-11 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete81. The Mentalist: Royal Blood » reviews3rd in my Season 3 AU series. The team is tagged to guard visiting royals. Fluff, farce, humor, and a large helping of Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 3-3-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete82. Mentalist Episode Tag: Bloodstream, 3x17 reviewsJane and Lisbon discuss what they each learned from Lisbon's new job description. On the fluffy side. Spoilers, 3x17. Rated T for mild language.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-11-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete83. Vision: A Moonlight story » reviews15th in my post-"Sonata" series. Beth is blind, and Mick struggles to help her any way he can. 15th story in my post-"Sonata" series. Alternating POV's. Rated T/M for sexual content,language,blood play. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 3-1-11 - Published: 1-12-11 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete84. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Queen, 3x16 reviewsJust a tag to delve more into the characters' thoughts and feelings post episode. Spoilers galore, episode 3x16; proceed at your own risk. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 2-25-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete85. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Gold, 3x15 reviewsJane and Lisbon deal with the aftermath of Lisbon's injury in two distinctly different ways. Fluffy one-shot tag with a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers for episode 3x15. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-18-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete86. The Mentalist: Red Lipstick reviewsJane and Lisbon try to resist each other at the CBI New Year's party. Unashamedly romantic bit of Jisbon fluff. Set post-"Red Delicious," but a one-shot that could stand on its own. Rated T for language and sensuality. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-17-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete87. Mentalist Episode Tag: Blood for Blood, 3x14 reviewsWhat Lisbon and Jane might have talked about on the ride home. One-shot episode tag. Spoilers,episode 3x14. Rated T for mild language. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-11-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete88. The Mentalist: Scarlet Ribbons reviewsTwenty questions, Jisbon love, and Christmas presents. A one-shot bit of fluff and silliness. Takes place after my fic "Red Delicious," but could stand on its own. Rated T for sensuality and mild language. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-6-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete89. Mentalist Episode Tag: Red Alert, 3x13 reviewsJane seemed just a little too annoyed by a speeding ticket. Lisbon wonders what was really bothering him. One-shot tag. Spoilers: 3x13. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-4-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete90. The Mentalist: Red Jane reviewsA sunburn can sometimes be a bit more complicated than you think. One-shot continuation of my fic "Red Delicious," but could stand on its own. A bit of Jisbony fluff.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-27-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete91. Mentalist Episode Tag: Bloodhounds, 3x12 reviewsBefore and after Jane bought Lisbon a new couch for her office. A one-shot on the fluffy side with a hint of Jisbon. Spoilers: 3x12. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-21-11 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete92. Red Delicious » reviews2nd in my Season 3 AU series. Mashburn's unexpected return leaves Lisbon with a tough choice. Will she choose Jane? Rated T/M for adult content. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 12-25-10 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete93. Red Ryder » reviews1st story in my Season 3 AU series. Murder. Fog. Sounds like a fun Thanksgiving for Jane and Lisbon, eh? Plenty of humor, mystery and some Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,750 - Reviews: 297 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 11-21-10 - Teresa L. & Patrick J. - Complete94. Episode Tag: Red Hot 3x7 reviewsJane discovers what Lisbon's been up to with Walter Mashburn. A hint of Jisbon. No copyright infringement intended.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-17-10 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete95. The Bride Wore Red » reviews14th in my post-"Sonata" series. Josef and Simone plan their wedding, but danger lurks in snowy Lake Tahoe. Can Mick and Beth help it go off without a hitch? Alternating POV's. Rated T/M for language,sex,violence.No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,401 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 11-14-10 - Published: 9-5-10 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete96. Working for the Man » reviewsFlashback to 1969. Mick takes a job at Kostan Industries before he becomes a PI. Can Mick and Josef's friendship survive a boss-employee relationship? A stand-alone fic, rated T/M, for possible strong language and sex. Copyright intact.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,106 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 8-29-10 - Published: 7-22-10 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete97. The Soldiers of Night » reviewsTwelfth in my post-Sonata series. When a dead body turns up wearing a ring like Mick's, Mick must relive his past and reveal his membership in The Soldiers of Night. No copyright infringement intended. Rated T/M, for possible course language or sex.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,549 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-19-10 - Published: 7-6-10 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete98. Just a Kiss » reviewsMy 11th story post-series.Josef confronts Beth with his growing feelings for her, and it has serious consequences for his relationships with Mick and Simone. Rated T, but may sometimes be M for sex/language. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 7-2-10 - Published: 6-8-10 - Mick S. J. & Josef K. - Complete99. Road Trip » reviewsTenth in my post-"Sonata"series. Josef takes the gang across country in an RV to meet Simone's parents. Along the way, they will encounter many exciting, humorous, and dangerous adventures. Told from alternating pov's. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,164 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete100. My Fair Vampire » reviewsNinth in my post-"Sonata" series. Josef has agreed to turn Simone, but naturally things are not quite that simple. Simone has a mind of her own, and may very well be Eliza Doolittle to Josef's Henry Higgins. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,695 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 4-11-10 - Published: 3-17-10 - Josef K. & Mick S. J. - Complete101. Human Error » reviews8th fic in my post-"Sonata" series. Beth finds what she hopes is a good use for her leftover Black Crystal, and Mick struggles with whether to use Coraline's gift. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-10-10 - Published: 1-31-10 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete102. The Immortal Coil » reviewsSequel to my fic, "Habeas Corpus." Spike goes with Buffy to Italy, where he faces a new rival for her affections: The Immortal. Inspired by "Angel" "The Girl in Question." Disclaimer: All characters belong to Joss Whedon. UPDATED Ch 10-13 is INSIDEBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 56,292 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-29-10 - Published: 1-9-10 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete103. Habeas Corpus reviewsSet post series. Buffy discovers Spike is alive, but still a ghost,caught in a battle between two higher powers. A/N: Habeas Corpus is the Latin legal term for when someone is being held against thier will. I don't own these characters Joss Whedon doesBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-26-09 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete104. In the Basement reviewsTakes place after Episode 20: The Girl in Question. Spike's dreams of Buffy still haunt him. My first foray into Buffyworld. A one-shot. P.S.: I love feedback!Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-09 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete105. The Sire » reviewsSeventh ! in my post-"Sonata" series. Mick realizes he had successfully sired another vampire long ago. Inspired by the espisode "Sonata." Chapter 4, rated R for some sexual content. Thanks in advance for the feedback!Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-1-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete106. The Blood Brothers Quartet » reviewsSixth in my post-"Sonata" series. Inspired by the episode "The Ringer." Mick forms a jazz band to surprise Beth. But it can't really be that simple, can it? Author's Note: Thanks for all the great feedback; it really encourages me!Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-27-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete107. The List » reviewsFifth story in my post-Sonata series. Vampires are being murdered, and Mick must find the list of victims before the next one dies.Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-20-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete108. A Little Water Nookie reviewsFourth in my post-Sonata series. Mick and Beth borrow Josef's pool one hot afternoon...Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-26-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete109. Family Names reviewsThird in my post-Sonata stories, from Beth/Mick's alternating POV's. A murder case hits Beth close to home; Mick and Beth perfect "Vampire Love". No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-24-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete110. Poker Night reviewsStory #2 in to my post-"Sonata" series. Josef has a poker night, and Mick and Beth must deal with Mick's tendency to bite down when he-Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,257 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-20-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete111. Behind Closed Doors reviewsStory #1 in my post-"Sonata" series. Takes place after the last episode of the series, after the door closes on Mick and Beth. Throw in a birthday party, a scary mobster, a little romance and a lot of farce. No copyright infringement intended.Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,272 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-16-09 - Mick S. J. & Beth T. - Complete