Hi! Ni hao! Hajimamashite! What'up! Anyo Haseyo! Hello!

Name:Daphane (pronounced Da-Fe-ni)

Preferred nickname:Dani

Pen name: Mikaela (Mika, to be short)

I'm just a typical schoolgirl who loves to read and write.

A total chocoholic Xp I love Chocolate !! ( But never a sweet-holic)

I'm a sucker for Romance novels...Twiheart (not tht much anymore)...Judith Mcnaught...Jude Deveraux...

I have an intense craving for mystery, wizardry...magic n adventure. Trust me you do not want to see my booklist.

I'm an independant Lady at heart who shall conquer the universe with my write-ups n ingenious plan (inspired by Artemis Fowl).

Hope v all could b good friends~

Loves Manga ALOT...but still very picky.

My list of Fave Manga

# Special A ( I recommend to those who want a good laugh)

#Ouran highschool

#Vampire knight (Those aiming to be a manga artist)

#Gakuen Alice ( A mystery in stored for you)

#Show Princess (check it out in MangaFox)

#Detective Conan (I juz adore mysteries)

#Ouke no Monshou / Daughter of the Nile (Starcrossed lovers mushy stories but the leading lady is incredible)

#Fairy Tail (Way updated than Animax)

#Charisma Doll (It's a short Manga thts sweet n lovable)

#Codebreaker (I got my sadistic streak here, courtesy of my friend, Jaz)

And the list goes on...and on (these are the short-listed ones)

You'll be expecting alot from me. Mainly alot of Fanfics though. But trust me you'll not be dissapointed.

However... just a little warning, I tend to keep my readers tensed up. Hope you'll like the first story! Onegai Shimasu.

Plus just a little inside info: There'll be a twist, of course (i'll let it slide now)

Enjoy!!

NOTE: I DO NOT OWN S.A.

Something INCREDIBLY FUNNY~

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.