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since: 03-16-09, id: 1868785, Profile Updated: 12-02-09

Name: Erin

Age: 15

Favourite color: Cobalt blue

Favourite season: Winter

Favourite music: Mainly old 60s or 70s rock bands/artists such as the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, the Animals, Queen, Led Zeppelin, the Doors, etc

Favourite movies: Besides all Beatles movies, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Dirty Dancing,Tim Burton films, Classic Disney movies

Favourite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Peeps, Pellinor series

Favourite TV shows: I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Friends, Scrubs, Lie to Me, Merlin, and pretty much anything on the Discovery and Science channels

Favourite actors/actresses: Michael J. Fox, Matthew Broderick, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter

Favourite quotes:

"All you need is love."

(John Lennon)

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Ron: Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

(Harry Potter 6)

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Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym?!

Hyde: Anyone with a quarter??

(That 70s Show)

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Horton: A person's a person, no matter how small.

(Horton Hears a Who)

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Dumbledore: Of course it is all happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

(Harry Potter 7)

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"It matters not who you love, where you love, why you love, when you love, or how you love. It only matters that you love."

(John Lennon)

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Kelso: The joke's on you, Eric. I'm wearing your pants and I'm not wearing any underwear.

Eric: Kelso, the last time I wore those pants, I wasn't wearing any underwear.

Keslo: (taking off pants) Good one.

(That 70s Show)

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"The past can hurt, oh yes. But the way I see it... you can either run from it, or learn from it."

(The Lion King)

Turk: The reason your headache didn't go away is because the label is pronounced "Ah-nalgesic", not "Ay-nalgesic". Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

(Scrubs)

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Joanna: What are you doing?

Chandler: I'm getting dressed.

Joanna: Why?

Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

(Friends)

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Snape: Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?

Harry: Yes.

Snape: Yes, sir.

Harry: There's no need to call me sir, Professor.

(Harry Potter 6)

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"Most bands were about sex and drugs. But the Beatles... they just wanted to hold your hand."

(Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist)

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(Eric sees his parents having sex)

Kitty: Red, say something.

Red: It's more fun than it looks.

(That 70s Show)

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Joey: Some girl ate Monica!

Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.

Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

(Friends)

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Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.

I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn’t imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,”Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me.”

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn’t anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn’t stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn’t; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn’t know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead. I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
“Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels.” I
don’t know what abortion is; I guess that’s the name of the
monster.

I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn’t; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn’t want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,

Your Baby Girl

~Post this on your profile if you are are against killing babies

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35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies' rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best because of all those dumb fangirls)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid.

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