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Name: Erin Age: 15 Favourite color: Cobalt blue Favourite season: Winter Favourite music: Mainly old 60s or 70s rock bands/artists such as the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, the Animals, Queen, Led Zeppelin, the Doors, etc Favourite movies: Besides all Beatles movies, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Dirty Dancing,Tim Burton films, Classic Disney movies Favourite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Peeps, Pellinor series Favourite TV shows: I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Friends, Scrubs, Lie to Me, Merlin, and pretty much anything on the Discovery and Science channels Favourite actors/actresses: Michael J. Fox, Matthew Broderick, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Favourite quotes: "All you need is love." (John Lennon) xoxoxo Ron: Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender? (Harry Potter 6) xoxoxo Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macey behind the gym?! Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?? (That 70s Show) xoxoxo Horton: A person's a person, no matter how small. (Horton Hears a Who) xoxoxo Dumbledore: Of course it is all happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? (Harry Potter 7) xoxoxo "It matters not who you love, where you love, why you love, when you love, or how you love. It only matters that you love." (John Lennon) xoxoxo Kelso: The joke's on you, Eric. I'm wearing your pants and I'm not wearing any underwear. Eric: Kelso, the last time I wore those pants, I wasn't wearing any underwear. Keslo: (taking off pants) Good one. (That 70s Show) xoxoxo "The past can hurt, oh yes. But the way I see it... you can either run from it, or learn from it." (The Lion King) Turk: The reason your headache didn't go away is because the label is pronounced "Ah-nalgesic", not "Ay-nalgesic". Sir, the pills go in your mouth. (Scrubs) xoxoxo Joanna: What are you doing? Chandler: I'm getting dressed. Joanna: Why? Chandler: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me. (Friends) xoxoxo Snape: Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter? Harry: Yes. Snape: Yes, sir. Harry: There's no need to call me sir, Professor. (Harry Potter 6) xoxoxo "Most bands were about sex and drugs. But the Beatles... they just wanted to hold your hand." (Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist) xoxoxo (Eric sees his parents having sex) Kitty: Red, say something. Red: It's more fun than it looks. (That 70s Show) xoxoxo Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds. Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you? (Friends) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Love, Your Baby Girl ~Post this on your profile if you are are against killing babies xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox 35 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies' rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best because of all those dumb fangirls) 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid. | |||||