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Author has written 27 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Super Robot Monkey Team, StarTrek: The Original Series, Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, and Harry Potter. Side effects of reading this writer's stories may include blurry vision, loss of sleep, disorientation, repeatedly checking previous chapters to ensure that you understand the plot fully, an urge to devour non-food substances (such as dirt, glue, and any recipes by Paula Deen), loss of motor control, and jaywalking. Spontaneous combustion and flatulence is rare, but not unheard of. If you experience any of these symptoms, calmly reattach any missing limbs and contact your local fanfiction website to resume reading. This message is brought to you in part by Fastern. Less singing, more explosions. oooo NOTICES Updates of the Near Future: Notice regarding "The Light Brigade": As of 2/23/2013 everything in Act I is slated to be either heavily edited or rewritten altogether to suit recent developments. Chapters will be replaced as they are modified. oooo External Links My Archive of Our Own Page My deviantArt Page My tumblr oooo Member of the Brotherhood of the Pen RANK: Gamma NUMBER: 08 oooo ONGOING / FUTURE PROJECTS Measure (TES: Skyrim) To some, Rel is a hero and to others she is a hated criminal, but the one thing they all agree on is that she is dragonborn, an altmer born with the voice of a dragon, and so when the mortal realm of Nirn begins to collapse, she sets out to save it from destruction. But she soon learns that her world isn't the only one threatened and must form unexpected alliances in order to make sure that Nirn - all of Nirn - is prevented from collapsing into Oblivion. / Post-everything. Established M!Khajiit!Dovahkiin/Mjoll the Lioness, M!Argonian!Dovahkiin/Scouts-Many-Marshes. The Light Brigade, Act II (SRMTHG) The newly formed Light Brigade has undertaken the most solemn of oaths: to protect the citizens of Shuggazoom from Skeleton King's tyranny as he begins to crack down on the populace. In this continuation of the saga, the Brigade faces threats from old and new enemies, a villain seeks to join the team and must earn their trust to do so, and it is revealed that the King of Bones has a crippling weakness that may ultimately spell is doom... / AU, OC-centric. When the Watchmen Looks Away (Harry Potter) The Weasley twins stumble upon a great weapon: a pocket watch that predicts the time of death of the holder, and right now, that watch is saying that in two years, nine months, and seventeen days, they are going to die. / AU, formally "The Blackmailers". Good Men (TFA) The dysfunctional adventures of TFA's "Team Athenia" and other minor characters are told in a story that spans before the series, during, and beyond. The Light Brigade, Act III (SRMTHG) Final installment to "The Light Brigade" series. Wartime series (SRMTHG) A six-part one shot series focusing on the events prior to the "The Light Brigade", detailing some of the Hyperforce's harder times, as well as the hard choices they've had to made. Includes major spoilers for the main series. Installments: Changing Tides, Deep in the Bone, Riverbeds, The Sands and Stones, De Architectura, and the epilogue, Blind. oooo Stop the Pairing Wars! | |||||||
1. The Light Brigade, Part I » reviewsBEING REWRITTEN, AU, OC-centric / Torah is an inquisitive robot monkey who doesn't know much about the Hyperforce, save that they are the old heroes who existed in the days before Skeleton King reigned over a pre-industrial Shuggazoom. Now she finds herself - along with some unexpected allies - caught up in a conflict she isn't sure they belong in.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,864 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-5-13 - Published: 2-13-112. When the Watchmen Look Away » reviewsAU, formally "The Blackmailers" / Fred and George Weasley stumble upon a great weapon: a pocket watch that predicts the time of death of the holder, and right now, that watch is saying that in two years, six months, and six days, they are going to die.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,832 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-18-13 - Published: 4-14-12 - Fred W. & George W.3. Measure » reviewsDragonborns do not always exist in the same realm. Three years after the defeat of Alduin, three Dovahkiins from other worlds - a warrior, a mage, and a thief - must come together to defeat an evil that threatens to tear Nirn apart.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,342 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-9-13 - Published: 1-28-12 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin4. Changing Tides reviewsWartime series / -Do you think he'll ever be the same? -I don't think any of us will.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-13 - Sprx & Gibson - Complete5. Good Men » reviewsTFA / While Optimus's team is busy on Earth, other Autobots are raising hell elsewhere. This tale dips into the adventures of the more minor characters of the show. Mostly centres around Team Athenia.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,400 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-14-12 - Published: 8-21-10 - Rodimus Prime & Hot Shot6. Apologizes A Lot reviewsAnimated, drabble-ish / In the last few minutes of life, Prowl decides to apologize to the 'bots who matter.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-12 - Prowl - Complete7. Another Lovely Wedding reviewsM!Argonian!Dovahkiin/Scouts-Many-Marshes / Scouts-Many-Marshes contemplates his new spouse.Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-12 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete8. Black, White, and Shades of Red reviewsLittle did he realize was that it had already begun.Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-11 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete9. I Am the Conductor reviewsMandova / What mattered was the warmth of his body and entertaining his thoughts and values, lying to his face though she knew that tomorrow she'd have to say "no."Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-11 - Nova & Mandarin - Complete10. The Autobot Autocracies » reviewsTFA / The stories of Autobots, as told in quick drabbles and musings.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-22-11 - Published: 8-18-11 - Complete11. What Is Uncertain reviewsTFA Rodimus/Arcee / He had failed his mission, and now both of them would have to pay the price.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-11 - Rodimus Prime & Arcee - Complete12. The Poltergeist Smile reviewsTFA / Wheeljack saw Perceptor smile once, and only once.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-23-10 - Wheeljack & Perceptor - Complete13. It's Not Easy Being Cute reviewsTFA, mild Cliffjumper/Rosanna / He claims he hates her, but Rosanna begs to differ.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-26-09 - Cliffjumper & Rosanna - Complete14. The Resurrection Effect » reviewsTFA / In the aftermath of Longarm's betrayal, Cliffjumper finds himself on trial for crimes he did not commit. But a dramatic bid for freedom may give him the chance he needs to prove his innocence. He must find and revive Blurr.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,489 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Cliffjumper & Blurr - Complete15. Tan the Man reviewsSpock and Kirk try and figure out how to explain Kirk's new tan to Dr. McCoy...Well, sort of...StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-30-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete16. Chiro of the Shuggazoom Suburbs » reviewsRequest by katamariape, AU / Chiro's not an orphan. As a matter of fact, he lives with his family in the Shuggazoom suburbs. But what he doesn't realize is that five robot monkeys are about to ruin his perfect life, in ways no one could've imagined.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 7-26-09 - Chiro & Antauri - Complete17. Chasing Cars reviewsOC Oneshot, for ElasticPoodle / Lanche was just doing her job. Aniadana happened to be in the way. Little do they know is that their lives have become intertwined.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete18. Sticky Notes reviewsOtto discovers the joy of sticky notes, to the dismay of the rest of the team.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-12-09 - Otto & Sprx - Complete19. My Brother's Keeper reviewsAU, Lil'G and Mary platonic thing, for AmythistAngel07 / Marianne remembered when her brother had given her the stone, calling it an "apology." Years later, the stone is but a symbol of irony.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete20. The Scientist reviewsPre-series / Following a battle and a small mistake from the team's scientist, Mandarin must make one thing clear. There is no room for error. Ever.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-09 - Mandarin & Gibson - Complete21. Music Writing Meme: Gibson reviewsGibson-centric Drabbles / Twelve drabbles, all focused on the Hyperforce's resident smart guy. A Writer's Meme drawing origins from DeviantArt.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-09 - Gibson & Antauri - Complete22. Forte reviewsRequest by katamariape, Fem!Chiro / I'd always discouraged the belief that being a girl meant you had to dress up and like boys. But, even now, I still have to deal with stereotypes...Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-17-09 - Chiro & Nova - Complete23. No Answer reviewsAU, Oneshot, some language, Chiro/Jinmay / Grief manifests itself in many forms.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-09 - Chiro & Jinmay - Complete24. A Penny For Your Thoughts reviewsGibson/Antauri Friendship Oneshot / "Do you remember that game we used to play, Antauri? The one with Mandarin?"Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-11-09 - Antauri & Gibson - Complete25. The Little Things » reviewsDrabble-ish / Everyone has their own little secrets. Fifty characters. Ten facts. Their lives in retrospect. Various ratings and subject matter.Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Chiro - Complete26. Guilt reviewsTFA, Drabble / "Cliffjumper, how do you plead?" Only one answer for that.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-09 - Cliffjumper & Blurr - Complete27. Push reviewsTFA / "You gotta push Blurr, before whatever you're pushing pushes back." Four times Blurr pushed and succeeded, and the one time he pushed and failed.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-19-09 - Blurr - Complete
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