Author has written 27 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Super Robot Monkey Team, StarTrek: The Original Series, Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, and Harry Potter.
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If you experience any of these symptoms, calmly reattach any missing limbs and contact your local fanfiction website to resume reading.
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Updates of the Near Future:
Notice regarding "The Light Brigade": As of 2/23/2013 everything in Act I is slated to be either heavily edited or rewritten altogether to suit recent developments. Chapters will be replaced as they are modified.
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ONGOING / FUTURE PROJECTS
Measure (TES: Skyrim) To some, Rel is a hero and to others she is a hated criminal, but the one thing they all agree on is that she is dragonborn, an altmer born with the voice of a dragon, and so when the mortal realm of Nirn begins to collapse, she sets out to save it from destruction. But she soon learns that her world isn't the only one threatened and must form unexpected alliances in order to make sure that Nirn - all of Nirn - is prevented from collapsing into Oblivion. / Post-everything. Established M!Khajiit!Dovahkiin/Mjoll the Lioness, M!Argonian!Dovahkiin/Scouts-Many-Marshes.
The Light Brigade, Act II (SRMTHG) The newly formed Light Brigade has undertaken the most solemn of oaths: to protect the citizens of Shuggazoom from Skeleton King's tyranny as he begins to crack down on the populace. In this continuation of the saga, the Brigade faces threats from old and new enemies, a villain seeks to join the team and must earn their trust to do so, and it is revealed that the King of Bones has a crippling weakness that may ultimately spell is doom... / AU, OC-centric.
When the Watchmen Looks Away (Harry Potter) The Weasley twins stumble upon a great weapon: a pocket watch that predicts the time of death of the holder, and right now, that watch is saying that in two years, nine months, and seventeen days, they are going to die. / AU, formally "The Blackmailers".
Good Men (TFA) The dysfunctional adventures of TFA's "Team Athenia" and other minor characters are told in a story that spans before the series, during, and beyond.
The Light Brigade, Act III (SRMTHG) Final installment to "The Light Brigade" series.
Wartime series (SRMTHG) A six-part one shot series focusing on the events prior to the "The Light Brigade", detailing some of the Hyperforce's harder times, as well as the hard choices they've had to made. Includes major spoilers for the main series. Installments: Changing Tides, Deep in the Bone, Riverbeds, The Sands and Stones, De Architectura, and the epilogue, Blind.
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