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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter. OVERALL DISCLAIMER: JK Rowling owns all of the rights to the stories I've written. I only own the plots. sadface ALSO: I've just got myself a fictionpress profile -- check it out! "It does good to remember that the universe, but for one trifling exception, is composed of others." ~ Unknown "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." ~ Douglas Adams "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." ~ Unknown "To error is human, to seek revenge is divine." ~ Unknown "The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief." ~ William Shakespeare, Othello "Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else." ~ Judy Garland "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." ~ Mark Twain "So much has been given to me. I have no time to ponder that which has been denied." ~ Hellen Keller " ' Would you tell me please which way I ought to walk from here?' 'That depends a good deal on where you want to go,' said the Cat. 'I don't much care where --' said Alice. 'Then it doesn't matter which way to walk,' said the Cat." ~ Alice's Adventures in Wonderland "The tree that never had to fight / For sun and sky and air and light / but stood out in the open plain / and always got its share of rain / Never became a forest king / but lived and died a scrubby thing ... / Good timber does not grow with ease / The stronger wind, the stronger trees." ~ Douglas Malloch "You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?" ~ Bob Moawad "Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over." ~ Unknown “Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.” ~ My best friend Mikayla "There is a light at the end of every tunnel. ...Be sure it's not a train." ~Unknown "We will either find a way, or make one!" ~ Hannibal "A wise man once said, 'Go ask a woman.' " ~ My mama A Little Bit About Me: Names: Maraudette, Komomo (long story), honey, sweetheart, Miss Bookworm, Dahling, and insert real name here Age: Old enough to know what people say about me, young enough not to care Hair: Very curly, dark blonde with light highlights Eyes: Very clear, very light blue Where: Obamaland -- ehm, I mean the USA Narrow it down a bit: At my friend's house -- I'm dogsitting Occupation: Lazyass older sister, swimmer, student, babysitter, and overall couch potato Describe yourself in three words: Sarcastic beyond reality What others think: My friends say I'm loud, outgoing, giggly, witty, funny, clumsy, secretive, no-holds-barred, and unafraid. My brothers say I'm menacing. My enemies say I'm shy, easily angered, bitchy, and don't hold back. Me? I just think I'm an open book. Favorite Artists: All Time Low, Bowling for Soup, Bedlight for Blue Eyes, Cartel, Every Avenue, We the Kings, Collective Soul, All American Rejects, Taylor Swift, Tokyo Rose, and I listen to classical at night (helps me sleep _) Things You'd Never Know About Me: 1. I've liked the same guy for almost six years now. It's pathetic. He's one of my closest guy friends. For more, check out my story "Almost," based off of him (song of the same title by Bowling for Soup.). 2. I swim. Like, obsessively. It started out because I wanted to compensate for my poptart fetish, but now I'm the best JV backstroker on the team. And I've never come in lower than 3rd place. Woot. 3. I've moved 18 times since I was born. My current home is the only one I've stayed more than three years at. 4. I'm a straight-A student, and the only blonde in the top 15 of my class. 5. I'm severely afraid of needles. I don't know why. The last time I had to have a shot, I literally fainted BEFORE they gave me the injection. My stepdad had to catch me so that I didn't fall flat on my face. I made my brother swear never to tell anyone. 6. I'm very bad with the telephone. I can't make conversation with anyone when I can't see them. It feels like I'm talking to an imaginary friend. 7. Before I die, I want to do three things: skydive, swim with sharks, and fall in love (and STAY in love). 8. I think LilyMae is the prettiest name in the world. Just saying. I love it more than my own name (no, I'm not telling you what my name is). 9. I had my first cheeto on 6/5/2009. I gained three pounds and almost threw up. Lovely. 10. I have reread the Harry Potter series every year since I was eight. My friends calls me obsessed. I prefer "infatuated." 11. I haven't seen my dad since last year. 12. My luck numbers are 7 and thirteen. 13. I have never had a twinkie, nor have I ever eaten at White Castle, and I never want to. 14. I've written three books so far in my life -- none of which will ever be shown to ANYONE. They suck. I just wanted to write, you know? But my friends like it, so there you are. (Lying through their teeth, but whatever.) :-) 16. I've never watched the Hills, the OC, Laguna Beach, or One Tree Hill. However, I'm obsessed with Jon and Kate plus 8. 17. That last one was a cop-out. Everyone know's I'm obsessed over the Gosselins. I also obsess over gummy bears, puppies, American Dad, Family Guy, and my swim times. 18. I believe it's good luck to skip the number 15. _ 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 37 Things to do in an elevlator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence. I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it. I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it. I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH' I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY copy and paste if you agree THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS: bring a Magic 8 ball to Divination feed first years to Fluffy bring the Giant Squid to the Yule Ball sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to Dumbledore's office draw the Dark Mark on sleeping classmates imitate Steve Irwin in Care of Magical Creatures grow weed as "extra credit for Herbology" ask Seamus if he is after me lucky charms refer to either the Weasley or Patil twins as bookends replace library books with books from Silver Ravenwolf say that I must weigh as much as a duck, seeing as I'm a witch ask where such a fat duck could be found give Remus a flea collar ask the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is ask when we will be making Love Potion #9 give the Slytherins parmesean cheese, then when asked why say "It's their official cheese" sweep the Common Room with Harry's Firebolt call Flitwick "Yoda" distribute wand safety pamphlets citing Berlinda the Buttless use crucifixes to ward off Slytherins sit on Dumbledore's lap in the middle of June and demand presents from "dear old Santa" slip Head and Shoulders into Prof. Snape's inbox call Dumbledore "Gandalf" threaten Rita Skeeter with Raid put ink on my owl's feet, have it walk across my parchment, and then sell the product as a cheat sheet for Ancient Runes tell first-years that the houses are the Morons, the Borons, the Smart-asses and the Junior Death Eaters insult Snape and then accuse him of tipping Veritaserum into my pumpkin juice convince Draco that his patronus must be a ferret cite The Hobbit as a prequel to Hogwarts, A History teach Peeves to paintball ask Harry Potter "Who died and made you queen?" tell Moody that since there are only three unforgivable curses, all others are pretty much forgivable act surprised when Moody takes the above as an invitation to curse my ears off give McGonnagall catnip for her birthday refer to Quidditch as Calvinball, citing the score as Q to Twelvish tell Umbridge she's a bad mamma jamma shout "Abracadabra", then fling my wand down and scream "It's not working!" trade first years to other houses because they irritate me use the word "yaoi" as a spell to prevent attraction to the opposite sex claim that the above is anything other than disgusting and wrong point out that actually, Prof. Lupin does get that time of the month offer to set Umbridge up with Trevor the Toad take Polyjuice Potion, go up to the person I am impersonating, punch them, and kiss their girlfriend FAVE Ships Lily / James (classic) Sirius / OC (but only if written well) Ron / Hermione (because ... yes.) Remus / OC Sirius Single (because he's usually funnier) Rose / Scorpious HATE Ships Harmony (no. just no.) Remus / Tonks (I love Tonks and Remus... seperately.) Twincest. Just wrong on so many levels. James / Sirius or Remus Lily / Anyone but James Lily / Snape (I hate Snape. Old habits die hard, I guess.) Story Archive LINKS HERE DON'T BELONG TO ME -- THEY JUST LOOK COOL AND MATCH THE STORY!! The Beast: Everyone knows Sirius owned the coolest bike that wizardkind has ever seen. But how many know why he gave it up that night to Hagrid? Sirius opens up about the Beast, his prized bike, from the moment he recieves it to when he lets it go. (LEJP as a very small sidenote, mostly no pairings) These Scars Run Deeper: Remus's scars are something that every fangirl includes when she writes about him. To readers, they show the struggle against his "furry little problem." The truth is, Remus has never told anyone where those scars really came from -- until now. (No pairings) Safehouse: It figures that when Sirius runs away, he'd need a real reason. Why else would he give up the opportunity to drive his mother crazy? Well, maybe because now she knows something that could land not only him, but James and Peter in Azkaban. (No pairings) Leaky Memories: The Leaky Cauldron is everyone's go-to place outside of Hogsmeade. But considering how many people go there, it's surprising how few know that the Cauldron held some of the most important mildstones in Marauder History. In fact, only one knows all the stories: Tom the Bartender, the toothless old friend who watched as James, Lily, Remus and Sirius grew up together. Very slight LEJP. The Godric's Project: I'm surprised how many people have clicked on this. It's Peter Pettigrew's story as JKR never told it. Peter never wanted to kill his friends, never wanted to destroy the Marauders as they had been. No. All he was trying to do was save little, baby Harry. (No pairings) It Figures: Lily Evans decides to try out for the Quidditch team. James, the captain, says no. Of course, he ends up in the hospital wing with Sirius by his side. How? You'd be surprised. Let's just say sixteen years of softball finally paid off for a certain fiesty redhead. NOTICE: I'm changing this to a series of one-shots based around Quidditch, the Pitch, or something to do with the game, since I had a few people alert it and tell me to keep going. Some will be LJ, some will be SiriusCrap, and Remus will definately make a few appearances... cause I love Remus best... CH1 CH2 ADD and Festive Toes: Lily's not wearing socks for the first time in ... well, all the time James has known her. So, logically, he uses this opportunity to take a look at her toes. What he sees confuses him. Poor, poor James. (No pairings) The Same Side Now: Amos Diggory was constantly overshadowed by Jamese Potter. He loathed him. James got his girl, his glory, and his fame, and now, in death, his son outshines Amos's. So, being that he hated poor James, why is he now calling a truce with his memory? (No main pairings) Thanks, You Stupid Bloody Star: Lily Evans makes a wish on a star with her friend Morgana. James Potter suddenly hates her. Saddened and out of ideas to tempt him back to her, she ends up sobbing to an oddly intelligent pair of animals, more specifically a dog and a stag. LEJP. Almost: This is a little one-shot based on a fluffmoment that happened to me in real life... and what I wish I'd done. NOT MarySue, I swear! :-) Anyways, Lily can't sleep without her favorite Muggle song, and James is awake playing guitar for a certain elusive redhead. Loveable sweetness. LEJP. Thanks to owanalilypotter and puppyluv13 for the betas! Why Remus Is the Favorite Squirrel: Full title Rollerblading, Ultimate Fights and Why Remus is the Favorite Squirrel. A prompt given to me by owanalilypotter about rollerblading sparked this -- basically a very pregnant Lily is goaded into rollerblading by James and Sirius despite risk to their unborn "daughter" and ends up pondering why her best friends are really just a bunch of squirrels. Only My Marauder: Lily's parents meet James for the first time. Said Marauder proceeds to destroy the entirety of Mrs. Evans's kitchen. Only James could do something like that and still come out looking like the good guy. LEJP prompt from owanalilypotter -- thanks chicky! An Ode To My Mama 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Please leave reviews on any story of mine that you read. It means a lot to me!! _ And FYI, requests are always welcome, just leave a request in a review or PM me. :-) .o.O.o. Maraudette .o.O.o. I Want I want a guy who sits by my window and talks with me ~ who makes me laugh until soup comes out my nose ~ who thinks soup coming out my nose is kinda cute ~ who doesn't put up with my bullcrap ~ who knows that I'll never watch football with him ~ who accepts that ~ who is supportive of my writing ~ who I can trust with everything ~ who I can lay on the couch with and just fall asleep on his chest ~ who can tease me about my height ~ who knows never to make fun of my brothers (even tho I do) ~ who will hold my hand in front of his friends ~ who knows that I like it when he's more aggressive than I am ~ who knows that I will probably not want to talk on the phone much ~ who knows that I'm so driven it hurts sometimes ~ who makes sure I don't take myself too seriously ~ who emails me just to say hi ~ who knows that if it comes down to it, I'd pick Bowling for Soup tickets for two over a romantic candlelit dinner ~ who knows how to keep me talking, because I sure as hell get shy sometimes ~ who thinks my being shy is cute ~ who's proud ~ who's courageous ~ who it completely and utterly himself, no matter who else is around ~ who is more than the sum of his interests ~ who loves me back. 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1. Only My Marauder reviewsDon't you dare, James." Somehow, only Lily's Marauder could completely destroy her mother's kitchen and still come off as a sweetheart and a perfect boyfriend. Included: walrus-in-a-tie and peanut allergies. And James being adorable. Lily's POV. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-8-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete2. Why Remus is the Favorite Squirrel reviewsRollerblading, Ultimate Fights, Why Remus is the Favorite Squirrel." Sirius and James convince a very pregnant Lily to go rollerblading in a muggle park. This is better than it sounds, so please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete3. It Figures » reviewsLily decides to try out for the Quidditch team. James, the captain, ends up in the hospital wing with Sirius by his side. How? You'd be surprised. EDIT: changed to series of one-shots based on the Marauders and their favorite sport. Please review! :-DHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 3-28-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P.4. Almost reviewsThis is a reality-based fluffy oneshot about Lily and James. Lily can't sleep without her favorite Muggle song... and James is awake playing guitar... written mainly for my best friend, who did the same for me. MUCH better than the summary. Please R & R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-13-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete5. Not Quite Important Enough for Pants reviewsThere is no reason that James should be waking me up at one o' clock that is even remotely important enough for me to put pants on. "What about your first Animagus transformation?" Nope. Not even that. Sirius's POV. Rated for language. Please R and R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-10-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete6. Thanks, You Stupid Bloody Star reviewsLily makes a wish on a star. James suddenly hates her. Of course she ends up sobbing to an oddly intelligent dog and a very beautiful stag... Pretty basic, but also my favorite story so far, so please read and review! This is MUCH better than it sounds.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-4-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete7. The Same Side Now reviewsAmos Diggory wasn't always an arse. He was made that way, after years of being outshined by James Potter. His life was one of misery in Hogwarts, and he loathed Potter more than anything. So why on Earth would he call a truce with James's memory?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-09 - Lily Luna P. & James P. - Complete8. ADD and Festive Toes reviewsLily Evans is not wearing socks. James, therefore, is fascinated by the color of her toes. Of course. Drabble. Rated for very mild language.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete9. The Godric's Project reviewsPeter is the epitome of evil, right? Ultimate bad guy? No. Thru the years, all he was trying to do was save little, baby Harry. Edited according to suggestions; includes Sirius's stint in Azkaban. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-27-09 - Peter P. & Harry P. - Complete10. Safehouse reviewsJames's doorbell rings at three in the bloody morning. It figures that Sirius is there, bringing news of a possible stint in Azkaban for three of the Marauders. Rated T for Minimal Swearing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-20-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete11. These Scars Run Deeper reviewsIf Remus's scars came from anything other than his "furry little problem", he would never tell anyone. He's too strong for that.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-20-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete12. Leaky Memories reviewsTom the bartender wasn't always just a wallflower. In fact, he saw most of what others overlooked when it came to Lily, James, Sirius and Remus. The significance of the first words he told Harry - "Welcome back" - has never been so clear.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-19-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete13. The Beast reviewsEveryone knows about Sirius's bike. It brought Harry home, walked Lily down the aisle, and even rescued Remus from death by Death Eater. So why on Earth would Sirius give him more prized possession to Hagrid? Rated for Language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-19-09 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
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