Hey I'm Casi Sandra Luis. Yes I know i have a wierd name but I like it. Anyway...

I'm in my 20's and love my boyfriend. I write all the time and I'm currently writing a book i want to get published.

I like the color red. Don't know why you would want to know that but I felt like saying it. So...

Random Stuff!!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

I speak Spanish so you don’t know what I am saying for all you know I could say "Hey you ugly! Get me my drink!"

Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days..."

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b--slap them upside the head.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Music is like candy. You HAVE to throw the rappers out. End of story. (I actually like some rap so don’t get mad at me)

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

When people say "I hate you!" and then other person says "I love you two." its like "no I said hate genius"

I don’t get those dang Trix commercials. Why can’t they just give him some cereal?!

I don’t get the lucky charm commercials. Clearly that leprechaun is NOT lucky. What do those people think we are? Stupid? His charms are so past the expiration date!

Things that get on my last nerve.

1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?

5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.

8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?' If the bus came, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"