I'm sixteen and will be a senior come August. I love writing, reading, and sports. I'm athletic, but, surprisingly, the friends I spend the most time with aren't. Although sometimes it grates on my

fragile nerves (I really have no patience to speak of), I enjoy leading them on adventures and watching them trip over each other, gripe, moan, and ultimately fail. This is especially fun and gratifying

when the adventure is an unexpected (for them at least) paintball war...It's a wonder they still trust and follow me. FYI, if you have paintball guns, friends, suitable 'war-grounds', and a good sense

of humor, then try this: scout your area of choice and find a good vantage point that is either concealed or in a weirdass place they wouldn't normally look. Once that is done, put on wife-beater tank

and cargos. Make sure your gun is filled. Draw a simple map of your play grounds. Include the refill stations (i.e. bags of paint-balls either lying behind a bush, on a mound, beside a boulder, in or on a

tree, or any other place really, it's your game). Now for the fun part: in the most open location place down your friends guns, unloaded. Place a bag or two (depending on how may friends and if it's a

500 or 1000 bag) next to the guns and face masks or ski-goggles. If you didn't tell them to wear adventure clothes, supply them with an outfit similar to yours. Leave the map there as well as a

simple note stating that they have thirty seconds (give them 10 seconds from picking the note until you start the count-down). You will probably need an accomplice to point them out to your

location without drawing suspicion. Then sit back and wait for your prey. You might want to hide a camera to capture their expressions and curses. It's the little things in life~. Moving on. My favorite story types

are action/adventure, mystery/horror (Although I haven't found any sufficiently scary stories yet, so if you know any...), as well as romance/humor ( as long as they aren't foofy). I'm usually pretty

blunt, so if you take offense to something I say just know it isn't personal, I just don't feel like being subtle and fluffing my words to spare someone's feelings. I won't crash something without giving

reasons why and pointers as to how to make it better. Bitch, bastard, jackass, dick, insensitive prick, degenerate, poo-head, I've been called 'em all, so I fully welcome any creative variations to them.

Although I must warn you, If you want me to pay any attention to your rant, be unique and make it interesting, otherwise, I won't bother to reply. It gets tiring listening to the same thing. Sarcasm

is greatly appreciated. Hmmm, I think that's about it unless I get bored enough in the near future to reiterate other aspects of my character. Oh well, you'll find out soon enough. Oh, and as for

grammar, I am already aware that it is not my forte. If you notice any outstanding and conspicuous flaw then please feel free to let me know, I'll fix it if I'm not too busy. Unfortunately, although I do

plan on writing, sports, school, and moving are going to be in the way of that for a while. I'm moving to california sometime in the next month or two. Tam highschool should be fun. I'll probably

post some stories this summer and sporadically update them throughout the year. While I won't have an actual schedule, I do promise to finish what I start and I won't keep anyone waiting for too

long. Most likely, with AP classes, tests, and sports, I'll be updating every 2-3 weeks. Now, if you actually read all that, my bets that your about as bored as I was when I wrote it.

Favorite manga:

Ranma 1/2 (even if the ending sucked)

Inuyasha

Red River (another sucky ending..)

Majin Tantei Nou gami neuro

Skip Beat

Full Metal Panic

aaand lots of others that either aren't listed or I was just too lazy to name :3

If 'Galaxy Quest' or 'Doctor Who' are ever added to the site then I will write a story for them. Count on it. You might not be looking forward to it, but if ever I notice one or the other, it's on. Aaaah, Ive always daydreamed of the day I'd get to use either "Do I?! Do I have a last name?! No, because my character wasn't even important enough to have a last name! I'm the one that gets killed 5 minutes in before the commercial break!!" or " Nice to meet you insert name here, run for your life~ :)". The Doctor and Guy have such good quotes... well, I don't think I could seriously pull off any of Guy's, but I'm still dreaming of the doctor ones, siiigh~

If you don't plan on flaming me (pity.), then I might as well tell you that my ego adores to be stroked. I'm a bit of a narcissist. Don't get me confused with the part-time or full-blown narcissists though. I don't switch from loving me to hating me constantly, nor do I entertain a delusional outlook on myself and others...at least I don't think I do. No. It's impossible, that could never happen to myself. It's beneath me.

P.S. :3 If you have a good joke or a funny limeric (notice I said funny. Not gross. I don't care if it's obscene, but If it doesn't have some semblance of humor consider it a no-go) I'd love to hear it. Hell, you might be able to bribe me into an earlier release with it if it's really good.