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since: 03-17-09, id: 1869752, Profile Updated: 11-02-09
Author has written 4 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, and Death Note.

Hello my name is Aka Vixen, or just Vixen. Vixen means fox, and in Japanese aka means red, not Actually Known As. Before you ask which language vixen means fox in, its English... read a book, retard. Yes, I'm Very sarcastic.

I know I haven't posted a new chap for the Western Zodiac forever... Bt the story sucks so it's okay.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...When I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you're RED , When you're cold you're BLUE, And when you'll die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to called me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white man just walked away...

RACISM IS WRONG!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Ha Ha Ha!! Retards!!

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. how many children do you know that want to be a mortition

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. He shoulda not taken those crutches and told me to move

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly.

What is lazyieness, but resting before you get tired? If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give up and give Lucky his damn cereal back copy this onto your profile.

If you think the If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have sat in class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. Tehe he he... that was fun. harder than it looks!

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. ah... dogeball... actually it was on the way BACK to class AFTERdodgeball

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die. This is how I get by day by day

Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing. He read my letter...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile Oh the irony...

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. I don't have a life, so I read about other's made up ones

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. who hasn't?

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. Not that hard, just catch your toe on the ledge.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. Duh... who started the pointless wars? Men.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.Whats the point? The fake stuff is softer, more cofortable, and cheaper!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. my fave color is blue, and i can BEAT YOUR UGLY ASS!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Hopefully...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Every guy in my class! Many of the girls! And most of my teachers!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. I knew someone who could... They called him Toad...

If you think Barney is an overgrown, gay, bad singer, ugly dinosaur, and a crack addict. Copy and past this on your profile. How else would they keep him in there without drugs?

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

92 percent of teenagers will go with whats popular all the time. If you're part of the 8 percent that dares to be different, copy this into your profile. I'm odd and proud!!

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices, salion220, AkaVixen

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, nongpad, Keiko Hayasaka, pockysnightmare, Morningstar04, AkaVixen

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that everything is much more fun in an english accent then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer. And it's free!!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else. Thats what I do!

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I live to be called weird, a freak, odd, ect.

FUNNY BUT SADLY TRUE;

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 chance you'll probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Death Note Survey~

General:

How Did You Get Into Death Note?
Decided to see if it was any good one day. IT WAS.

What Was Your First Thought About It?
Interesting plot

Did The Shinigami Freak You Out At First?
Nope, I was to busy looking at his shiny earring.

How About The Power Of The Death Note?
Nah, there are freakier things that happen in real life.

What Do You Think Of:

Raito/Light - Pussy.

Ryuuzaki/L - Swoons

Misa Misa - Anooying whore

Matsuda - A silly perv.

Sayu -An idiot

Rem - Bitchin' awesome!

Mello/Mero - I hate his gender confused chocolatier ass.

Near/Nia - Cute.

Matt/Mail - Hot.

Do You Think:

What Raito/Light was doing was right for Japan? - Yes and no, until he kills L!

L's the rightful saviour? - Sure

L is still alive? - No. Tear

That Misa Misa is a little too obsessed with Raito/Light? - Holy cow! YES!

That Mello/Mero is on crack? - How else could he stay skinny enough to wear those jeans?

That Near/Nia is the right successor of L? - Yeah.

That Matsu should stop hitting on Sayu? - XP Haven' reached it, but no, that sounds funny!

That Mello/Mero is insane? - Shrugs Haven't gotten that far, but he is a bit obsessive.

That L is related to Near and Mello? - Possibly Near, but defidentaly NOT Mello.

That Misa is annoying as hell? - Just nods

That Raito/Light sucks? - What do you think?

That L is a little weird? - Not compared to me--!

That the police should leave Kira alone? - No, he killed L

Death Note is getting boring now? - I'm still in the beganning, damn spoiliers!

Characters/Favourites:

Fave Character - L!

Fave Minor Character - Does Matsuda count?

Least Fave Character - M. I. S. A.

Character That's Useless - Sayu

Most Interesting Character - L

Who is smarter: Light or L - L!

Who is more clever: Near or Mello - Near!

Fave Shinigami - Rem

Most Insane Character - Hm... Seeing as I'm still in the begganing, Light

Most Annoying - MISA!

Fave Scene - When L and Light are fighting and end up in a very akward posiyion on the couch because of the chain. Oh the smexii-ness.

Least Favourite Scene - When L and Light are chained together at first. Lucky bastard.

Who Has The Best Wardrobe - Matt.

Who Has The Worst Taste In Clothes - Mello.

Fave Quote - "Bang."

Fave Hairstyle - L andNear.

Some Other Random Questions:

Do You Like Near - Haven't met him, but sure.

Near or L - L

Light or Misa - Light! Misa makes me lose I.Q. points!

Would You Kill Jo Jonas or Miley Cyrus - Hm... Tough choice, but Miley. I be destroing 'two' popstars.

If Ryuuk Was Standing Over Your Bed, What Would You Say - Stares wide eyed Hello Shinigami-kun. Waves

What Would You Do - Chat for a while, then ask him to come back in the morning, refraining from calling him a pervert.

If You Had A Death Note, Who Would You Kill First - So many people, so little ink...

If Light Made...'Advances' On You...Would You Allow It - I'd probably ignore him and 'advance' on L.

What About L - YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

If Misa Came Out Of Nowhere And Hugged You, What Would You Do - Now where is my damn Death Note?

If Rem Said She Was A Lesbian...What Would You Say and Do - I'd probably be like, "Okay, whatever." then wonder about the fact that Shinigami can't have sexual relationships.

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1. Notes From A Fox reviews
One & Twoshots about the Death Note crew! All pretty much plotless, ussually humorus, and ussually 700 words or less. Rated T because I have no idea what may come from my messed up mind.XP
Death Note - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-09
2. Beauty and the Beast reviews
The title really has little to do with the story... Anyway, Aisu meets Gaara and the become best friends, but she is moved from the Land of the Desert before they plan to kill Gaara. What happens when the meet again? Rated T, just in case. GarraXxXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-20-09 - Gaara
3. Midnight Blood » reviews
Doe and Mel are two Freshmen teens and BFF's with a bit of magic surrounding them. They make a wish on a Blood Moon and fall into the Fruits Basket world! Will they ever make it back home? Do they want to go? Find out! You know you want to *Nudge, nudge*
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 7-17-09
4. The Western Zodiac » reviews
Rated T to save my behind. Lets go over the bad points of my life, shall we? 1.All my relatives literally want to kill me 2.I'm the extra cursed 13th being of the western zodiac, the red fox 3.There are two parts to my curse, lucky me and the list goes on
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 3-28-09 - Kyou S. & Yuki S.
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