I am a girl.

I'm not really sure if I'll ever post any multi-chaptered fanfiction. In my stories i tend to rush things cause I either get bored with it or just want to get to the good parts lol. Though I do have a twilight poem posted so check it out.

I love fanfiction. i take great joy in reading it. this web site is perfect for partaking in my hobby.so thx to whoever came up with fanfiction.net

I have recently discovered my love for yaoi, any and ALL yaoi. I like any yaoi couples, even the non-canon ones. -droool-

at the moment I've been reading a lot of the harry potter yaoi, mainly harry/Draco, harry/Severus, and harry/Lucius. I also read naru/sasu, naru/ita, naru/kiba, Roy/ed, ichigo/renji, some beyblade slash, etc.

I have a bunch of good yaoi stories on my favorites, so be sure to check them out!

Likes: music, manga, loveless, reading, reading fanfiction, writing, Paramore, polka-dots, vampires, lycans, Fae, angels, elfs, 103.7 the Q, lists, witty quotes, James twilight, OC characters, Original stories, having my hair brushed, Emmet Cullen, Jacob black, Paul, Quil, Embry Call, Seth Clearwater, random things, and smiley faces =)

I LOVE anything that is funny. seriously, i love to laugh =3. some of my fav comedians are: Larry the cable guy, ron white, Jo koy, Dane cook, jeff dunham, and nick cannon in wild n' out... there are many more.

Dislikes: racist people, prejudiced people, brown, apples, cafeteria pizza, david hasselhoff, Dr. Phil, tuna surprise, Rosalie hale, caius, triangles, bible-pushers, cigars, whiskey, Kermit the frog, high places, tomatoes. boiled cabbage (EWW!), harry potter books (although strangely i love the movies), sakura, and generally angry people.

sexual preference: guys. im definitely straight (and if you imagined Emmet naked you would be to... unless your a guy, then you'd totally be gay)

I like all kind of fan-fiction, though my prefered genre is romance =). I love reading anything supernatural or a little weird, any manga or anime based fanfiction is awesome to =)

so if you have any good fanfic's that you would like to recommend to me feel free to do so.

I have a community posted called : My !SLASH! heaven. it contains all kinds of slashy goodness so check it out _.

Cool Quotes

"Condoms are cheaper than guns. Make love, not war." -Panda Luver 4 Life

"Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil. Have no fun." -Panda Luver 4 Life

"When I ran, I didn’t feel like a runaway
When I escaped, I didn’t feel like I got away
There’s more to living than only surviving
Maybe I’m not there but I’m still trying". -Random person

"No matter how serious life gets
you still got to have that one person
who you can be completely stupid with". - Random person

"Thou callest me a dog before thou hast cause.
But since I am a dog, beware my fangs". -Random person

"Ask me no questions I’ll tell you no lies". -Random person

"fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity" - Random person

”Don’t let anyone ever let you believe you aren’t beautiful. Because I’m pretty sure tonight I proved you’re wanted, and I’ll be damned if I won’t prove you’re beautiful.”- Sasuke Uchiha in "A little less than forgotten" (great story by the way. its yaoi though.)

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."- Trackrat

"Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear..." - bella swan/cullen

"Boys in books...are just better"

"I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!"

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."

"Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. "

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"I hate glitter. I swear to God, I used that shit in SIXTH grade and I'm STILL picking off sparkles at thirty. Glitter is like the herpes of the art world." -Menasche

"A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'' -?

"Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over"-?

"It's people like you that make people like me need medication."-?

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If your addicted to ninjas and would like to be one copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" copy and paste this into you profile.

If you think homophobia is wrong copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like emo copy and paste this into your profile.

If your insane and you know it clap your hands!

If you clapped your hands proudly copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Jacob wouls just give into temptaion and kill Rosalie copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think James (twilight) deserved a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!)

If you were one of the "Originals" that liked Twilight BEFORE it became a mass pre-teen, fangirl popular book, put this in your profile.

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FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up into the toliet, saying "After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby".

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Random questions

why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If the number 2 pencil is so popular, why is it still # 2?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and drink what comes out of them?

Isn't it funny how the word politics is mad up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

What hair color do they put for bald men on a driver's license?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

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TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

If Emmet Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

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RANDOM:

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.

Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style.

When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Poke me. I dare you.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies... forget the cookies we have EMMET!

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up

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If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

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My fav poem EVER! :

by: Amy

What I've Learned

I've learned a lot these past few years
Through my fake smiles and unseen tears
That friends sometimes aren't forever
that true love doesn't always last
And happy memories stay with you
but those happy moments go by fast

Words can cut deeper than any sword
Leaving you with something
That no man could replace or ever afford
Sometimes things happen,
Sometimes your heart will break
Though to feel real happiness this is what's at stake
In order to have the comfort of heaven
and your story to live to tell
You must also experience the hate-filled life of hell

Remember . . . There will always be someone there
Someone that honestly does care
A person can leave your life
Leave you alone with your worries and strife
But like pain, the love you once felt cannot from your body depart
but only may enter your heart

Don't worry someday it will all get better
Your mornings will grow joyful with someone to love
And you'll have the kind of life you thought you could only dream of

I've been there before with my head in my hands
Believing there's no way anyone could ever understand
But they do . . . trying everything they can to help you
Still you sit there unknowing and blind
To what soon you'll be glad to find.