What are you doing here and reading my stupid Account?

Ano, all my stories are currently unavailable (means on hiatus). Sorry, guys! My exam is only five months away and it starts to freaks me out! TT

Well, If you want to know, my name is Monica Darumurti, and it's my real name, guys! I live in Indonesia, and I'm not too happy for that. I wish I lived in Seireitei...

Umm... I kinda hate the Monica thing cause it's too long, so call me Nicky, 'kay? But my cousin call me Mok, with 'o' like in Toshiro's name...

Those who read my stories, you'll know me as Mikazuki Megumi! So if you read my story and you found an OC named Megumi, then it's me, people! I love to add myself into my stories! And I'll pair myself with my favorite guy! coughshirocough

My age is not a secret if you can speak Indonesian...

If you can't guess my gender, then you are really an idiot.

I love animes (though my mother and sister forbid me to watch or read any), classical songs, books, and mostly, fanfiction!

My favorite pairings are Ichiruki (OF COURSE) and Narusaku (DON'T SAY A WORD, NARUHINA FANS!)

I have long black hair, a pair of Ichigo's eyes (what? do you think I have three eyes?), and a short body. Don't mock me!

I was born in October 21... the year is not important. But since I was five, I never got a present from my friends... so sad. They forgot about my birthday, but they demand me to bring them gifts when their birthday's coming. I never get them one, though. Hehehe, revenge is sweet, folks!

Here, there's a tradition where a guy/girl must be attacked by water in his/her birthday, whether it's with plastics full of water or something else. Plus, you can add something besides water in it, like flour, eggs, or even pepper and chillies! I got pranked four times...

10 HANDSOME GUYS FROM BLEACH

1. Kurosaki Ichigo (I wish he's mine...)

2. Hitsugaya Toushiro (HE'S MY SOON-TO-BE HUSBAND, SO BACK OFF, FANGIRLS!)

3. Kuchiki Byakuya (His coldness is cool!)

4. Grimmjow Jaggerjack (I LOVE HIM)

5. Aizen Sousuke (a handsome bad boy)

6. Shiba Kaien (He's cute, geez...)

7. Hyourinmaru (He looked a lot like Hitsugaya)

8. Ichimaru Gin (I love his red eyes!)

9. Kano Ashido (HE'S A FILLER BUT HE'S SO COOL!)

10. Hisagi Shuuhei (If he gets rid of that 69 tattoo, I'll consider him as my husband after Hitsugaya)

My cats are: Chiquitita and Tequila (Tequi)

My little Vodka and Whisky died a few days ago, because of a stupid, insolent, arrogant, idiot, unmerciful, rude old cat! The stupid cat ate them! Oh, God! I'M GONNA KILL THAT CAT THE NEXT TIME IS SEE HIM! HOW DARE HE?? VODKA IS MY FAVORITE!

I hate caterpillars, I hate Asian musics (excepts for the oldies songs), I hate bullies, I hate perverts, I hate Naruhina, I hate IchiOri, I hate Inoue Orihime, I hate Hyuuga Hinata, I hate bugs, and I hate exams, especially exams in Indonesia cause it's goddamn DIFFICULT!

You know what, I'm a bit absent-minded, clumsy, and a freak.

My friends treat me like a freak because I never like the songs they listen (seriously, who wants to? If you ever heard about a really stupid song, Kuburan - Lupa Lupa Ingat, you'll agree with me), I never watch any stupid films in the television (what's wrong with not having a TV?), I don't brush my hair every five minutes, I love anime and Japanese cultures, I love classical songs and movies, and because I'm the chairman in my class.

I never have any close friends. Well, I was, but they always leave me in three or six months. Seriously, I think they treat me like a place where they can hold onto, and when they got another place, the leave me (or dump me) so easily. I never understand why. God, I hate my freshmen and sophomore life!

Okay, why am I treating this account like a diary? To be honest, I don't really know. Probably because I know that none of my friends would ever read this because they hate English, and because I desperately need someone (or something) to confess my feelings.

If you ever experience something like this, then you know how it feels to not having a best friend to share lunch together, laugh together, or chat together. I only have you guys.

Well, enough with this sad and boring thing!

e-mail, facebook and twitter : Raika_Hime_chan@yahoo.com

people, if you wanna know, I'M CRAZY!!

Well, not really...

But I really am a freak!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH BLEACH

If you:

- Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!'

- When you meet somone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from

- At the begining of a race shout 'SHUNPO!'

- Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yourichi

- Find a cave and train there to try and acheive bankai

- When your boy friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!'

- Memoreise all the kido spells in order

- When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!'

- Call your little brother lil' shiro

- Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorise it

- Drink sake until you pass out

- When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them

- Put 'Bureu of research and developement' as your screen saver on your computer

- Buy all three bleach games, and complete all three in 1 night

- Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permadent marker

- Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears

- Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain, 3rd seat, 4th seat, 5th seat, 6th seat and 7th seat

- Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform

- Call your teachers -Taicho and you headteachersousuitaicho

- Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' everytime you get asked either question

- Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough

- Buy a sining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach

- Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you

- When your trying to explain somthing use little bunny pictures on a scetch pad

- Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone

- Put permanent black tatoos on your head and chest

- Pile your desk with paperwork

- Cut the sleaves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko

- Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!'

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

You're one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this on your profile.

If you think IchiRuki is the best pairing in the whole anime universe...copy and paste this now!

ICHIHIME SUCKS!! If you agree put this in your profile

If you are a part of the anti-ichihime club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think IchiRuki is the best pairing in the whole anime universe...copy and paste this now!

If someone mentions "how cute Ichigo and Orihime are" you wanna punch them in the face and shout "THAT'S NASTY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! UGH! ICHIRUKI FOR LIFE!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doen't give a crap, post this on your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

- If you could read that, put it in your profile

~JOIN THE ICHIRUKI PARADE~

SPREAD LOVE THE ICHIRUKI WAY.

If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile.

If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

~ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!~

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ATTENTION!

CaptainxVice Captain is on hiatus, people!

P.S: English is like my second or third language people, so BE NICE WITH ME!

For You Who Lived In Indonesia:

You guys, you gotta help me! AKu kelas 3 n bentar lagi ada UNAS, nih! Bantuin, dong! Yang punya soal-soal UNAS SMP, mau nggak, kirimin aku? Aku lagi desperate..

Eh, kamu anak SMP kelas 9 bukan? Les di Ganesha Operation deket Kridosono, Jogja nggak? Kalo iya, ADD AKU DI FB!!