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| Vera Amber |
Author has written 24 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Hi, I'm Vera. It's been a while, hasn't it? This account probably isn't going to get much more activity on it. I still read fanfic, and a lot of it, but I don't really write much of it anymore. I know I said I was going to update all of my fics - the majority of which are just crack - but I really doubt that's ever going to happen. If anyone wants to take over one of them (although I doubt anyone would), feel free to. Also, feel free to use the 24 oneshots in 24 hours idea, or variate on it as much as you like. You don't need to ask permission. I still have active accounts on other sites all over the place - you can google me. If you want to contact me, send me an ask on my Tumblr. I joined this site four years ago. (Can you believe that?) It's been nice, Maximum Ride fandom. It's been amazing. You're the reason I got into writing, which is still so important to me. And it's through you that I met so many amazing, incredible people. Keep having fun and being awsome without me. | |||||||
1. Intro to Birdkids reviewsMax is teaching a class about avian-human hybrids - and she's teaching it to YOU. Yes, you, sitting there, reading this summary. This is an interactive fic, obviously. Rating may change. Will eventually be updated.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-16-10 - Max2. Ten Sure Ways to Get the MR Characters to Hate You » reviewsExactly what the title says! I'll do all of the characters that I remember. Rated T because of paranoia. Crime because some of the suggestions are illegal. Yes, it's a list. Character suggestions highly appreciated.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 7-18-10 - Published: 7-11-093. 24 Oneshots in 24 Hours » reviewsComplete! Exactly what the title says. I have 24 writing prompts, and I'm going to write a oneshot based on each. The catch? I have to write one every hour, for twenty-four hours. Starting at midnight. Cue insanity, insomnia, and insijokes.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 6-20-10 - Published: 6-19-10 - Complete4. JillVAH! reviewsMy entry for the Kill Mary Sue! Contest. Basically, Max turns into an abyss of certain destruction whens she thinks Fang's almost-nearly making out with -cue theme song- JillVAH!. Rated T because of language. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-12-10 - Max - Complete5. Matter over Mind » reviews-Complete!- The flock and a Verallion OCs have a bunch of whacky adventures. Utterly silly, random, and cracky. Read: pure nonsense. Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and spit-swapping. Fax. Eggy. Other pairings. Pre-Fang.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-6-10 - Published: 7-8-09 - Complete6. Nutty Is My Middle Name » reviewsMe talking to myself, Max, B/Ella, and Java, along with random characters, real people, and assorted OCs. We all know this is gonna end badly. Cue randomness, silliness, and inzanity. Rated T because of cursing and paranoia.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,999 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 5-6-10 - Published: 7-1-09 - Max & Ella7. The Pigs Have Wings reviewsThe scientists at Itex got bored. Really, really bored. As if you could outfly me... As if you could ever even attempt to fight... Oink. Rated T because of language.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-6-10 - Complete8. IMing to the Maximum! Ride, of course » reviewsA funny chat between the Flock and associated characters. Ran-dom! Rated T because of paranoia, cursing, and kissing. Ooh, lookie, it's a cliche! Fax.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,608 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 5-6-10 - Published: 3-26-099. Wings and Things and Lots of Ings » reviewsThe most epic fic ever! -"wnigs n tihsngs n lots fo ings", beta'd by the lovely bêtafictif!-Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-6-10 - Published: 4-27-10 - Complete10. Cereal Killer reviewsThe killer smiled, and an evil glint could be seen in her eyes. Basically, someone tries to kill Total. Kind of. Not really. Random ending. Rated T because of paranoia and, hello, serial killer!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-2-10 - Total - Complete11. wnigs n tihsngs n lots fo ings » reviewsteh msto ecpi fic evr!1!112!1!Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 4-19-10 - Published: 2-15-10 - Complete12. Don't Ask, We're Probably On Drugs » reviewsM.G Christiani and I come together to bring you an extremely... ODD fanfic. Read at your own risk. Includes total gibberish, unheard-of pairings, and RANDOMNESS! Rated T because of paranoia and... uh... paranoia.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-28-10 - Published: 9-26-0913. Page Loading reviewsSequel to Java Runtime Error. Java's best friend, Page Loading, and Java have some fun. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Heh... WARNING: Shiny seashells, tarantulas, random singing, and freaky dreams! Minor Crava. K plus because of paranoia. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-24-10 - Max & Ella - Complete14. The Sullen Chalk » reviewsOriginally intended to be serious, but that idea flew out the window at 2AM. So, yeah. This is a parody. The flock heads to Spoons, everyone's related, and The Voice is the last person you expected it to be... What? Rated T because of paranoia.Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-11-10 - Published: 12-5-09 - Complete15. Sue's Sewage Sueage reviewsJacob and Leah, on a sugar high, dump a bunch of Doritos into the Forks sewer system, which is owned by Sue Clearwater. Sue sues them, and the results are mixed. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-5-09 - Jacob & Leah - Complete16. The Many Deaths of Fang the Birdkid reviewsMy Life4Fang oneshot. The flock, who're running away from Flyboys, stumble upon a Life4Fang convention. The FANGirls kill the Flyboys with minkles, herring, skittles, etc. Then Fang dies 13- er, 12 times. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot. R&R?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-31-09 - Fang - Complete17. Do Minkles Eat Herring? reviewsI got curious one day... Do my Meenkulls like Saint's herring? Cowritten with M.G Christiani and rainbowstrike. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-09 - Fang - Complete18. Poor Fang reviewsPoor Fangy has an extremely odd experience... What's this? Coloring books? Brain suckage? Avril Lavigne? The wakka dance? Read to find out! OOC!Fang. Crackfic. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-29-09 - Fang - Complete19. In a Room, Together, With No Supervision, CENSOR! reviewsThis is an experiment. I stick Max and Lissa in a room, together, without any supervision, and after a while, I add in a crowbar, a vase, and a belt. Rated T because of paranoia and censorage. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-30-09 - Max & Lissa - Complete20. Bleach Does It reviewsThere's a Redheads of America convention at the Phoenix Convention Center. Fang runs off to it. Max tries to stop him. She fails. Full of Fedhead. Purposely totally OOC. Rated T because of paranoia and Fedheadness. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-22-09 - Max & Fang - Complete21. Premeditated Nonsense reviewsElla challenges the flock to a gymnastics competition. Dr. Martinez and Total are the judges. Slight Eggy, teeny bit of Fax if you squint. Rated T because of paranoia and... Eggyness? Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-16-09 - Ella - Complete22. Dressing with Dresses from Dressers reviewsElla, with the help of Nudge, sticks Max in a dress and high heels. Slight randomosity. Rated T because of paranoia and censorage. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-09 - Complete23. Dates and Dates reviewsMax and Fang go to the movies, but everything goes wrong. Totally random and crazy. Involves Fax, Eggy disguised as Sissa, minor Dr. Marang disguised at Frigid, the chicken dance, and face masks. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-12-09 - Max & Fang - Complete24. Java Runtime Error reviewsAt seventeen, Fang and Max run away to Vegas to get married. They move to France. A year later, they have a kid named Java. Or do they? Minor Fax, minor Eggy, minor Crava. Random and cracky. Rated K plus because of paranoia. Oneshot.Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-10-09 - Max & Ella - Complete
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