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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. ღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღ ღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷღღƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒღ Hi, my names Cass, but my character is Tsubaki Takahada. I'm a pretty easy going person until i get mad (which is rare, if I do get mad and if you find it amusing, I strongly suggest you don't make me any madder, you will regret it, because I know I will when I stare down at your broken body ;p LOL). i have a wonderful and beautiful girlfriend...yeah thats right I'm Bi, I don't judge you, you don't judge me. I believe that people can love who they want. The law is wacked. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, and I've got a mouth like Hidan. I'm wacky and weird, and have a split personality, her name Mim which is sort for Mimic, because she is good at coping stuff. Yeah I know your probably thinking "Why don't you just call her a copy-cat" Because my dear friends and fello readers 'Copy-cat' is already taken by the one and only Kakashi Hatake!! Shes more blood thirsty than me, and that is why I don't like to get in fights, I blackout and she takes control and doesn't stop till their broken and bleeding profusely, its happen more than once, but the bitches deserved the beat downs they got! No one steals from me, then attemps beat me up for rightfully acusing them about it! Gender: Female Duh!Why else would I have anger issues. Age: I'm 19 years old, but i look younger. It sucks ass when I try to by a pack of smokes. Yeah, I know 'smoking kills'. But there's some irony in this. Just the other day I bought a pack and looked at it, and started laughing my ass off! My best friend that I've none for 5 years looks at me and asks, "What?" I pointed at the pack in my hands, still laughing. "Your so wierd. Whats so damn funny!" she asks. "Look at your pack," I reply, "Notice on one side it's an advertizment for 'speacil offers' that you can get, if you smoke enough of these, and on the other side is the surgenes general warning!!" Well she looks and sure enough we start laughing our ass off! the irony was funny! Likes: I like...no...I LOVE NARUTO!! stories, shows, movies. all of it!! Anime, Vampires, blood, Warewolves, Wolves, the cold, dark chocolate, peanutbutter cookies, blood, dark colours, medium-rare to rare steak, blood, cooking, um... men and women... Dislikes: Preps, whores, sluts, pricks, the color pink, my biological father(honestly if I could remove half my DNA and still live I would do it in a fucking heart beat, seriously thats how much I hate that pathetic excuse for a living creature on this hell hole of a planet!) Hobbies: Writting, reading, drawing, watching anime, cooking, eatting. I'm curently in the proccess of writing my first Naruto FanFic. And I will have it up as soon as i possibly can. Here is what it is called, summary, and pairing:...(P.S. this is the summary that goes in the first chapter) Is It Better To Have Never Loved At All? Kakashi H. / OC Story type: I think long Summary: Tsubaki left the village almost 14 years ago on a mission to join the Akatsuki. This mission was assigned to her by the 4th hokage himself, not givin to her until she became ANBU captin, 3 years after the Hokage died. Accepting the mission she set out, braking all bonds she had to the people she held so dear, in order to make them believe she was a traitor, when she and the Hokage new otherwise. She returns, and her name is cleared, but not before the council asks her to face off against 4 on Konoahs ninja of their choice, so they may see how she progressed over the years and to test her loyalty in not killing a Leaf shinobi. One of their choice sets her afire and she stuggles to find it in herself to fight against them, only relying on the memmories of how they teased and annoyed her to push her threw the battle. OKay!! So thats the summary! Bet you wanna read it real bad don't ya. Well on anoter note, I figured you'd want to know a little more about Tsubaki so I'll be nice and give you some of her background information. next time. i would now but i got dishes to do before my stepdad gets home, and its currently 10:19 PM right now. so tomarrow ill tell you! chow!! -Robot butts and chicken butts! Isn't the butterfly cute!? A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile I want a guy like that You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice that #5 is missing. 10.) You actually scroll up to check... 11.) And now you laugh at your own stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did... Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!) -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Start to call your teachers Sensei. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. -Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome -Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". -Make a Naruto name for rp and only respond to it - Read so many Akatsuki fanfics and u hear Deidara say "un" so much u develope a speech habbit of your own -Yell 'Naruto!' instead of your brothers real name because he was annoying you while you were reading a Naruto Fanfic. -Write 'Cha!' on everything you own just so people will ask you what it means, so can advertise your favorite and awsome show. (i add those last two because I'm a Naruto Freak and I've done those things. I'm sure many others have too) ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ IF YOU HAVE EVER FELT USELESS, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE HAD A DREAM YOU WOULD RATHER FORGET, BUT CANT, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PINK IS A DUMB COLOR, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK MANGA/ANIME ROCK, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WORRY TOO MUCH, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU POST TO KEEP A FORUM ALIVE, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE HOMEWORK SUX BIG TIME, DO YOU AGREE, IF YOU DO, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried (EVIL Mwahahahaha). If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. (yes i swear that my ink pens and air conditioner are out to get me. If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile. (dont think i could live with out it) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. (it the only way to live in this place we call the world) All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies (so true, and it sucks) When life gives you lemons, squirt them into the eyes of your enemies. I love Happy Bunny. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. (WELL WHY NOT!) Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird? ( come on people, hello, whatever happend to the land of the free?? huh?) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (even my parents!lol) If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile (yep, i even stop to think of how it started in the first place) If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (yep my mom mostly. shes funny when shes pissed!) If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (i dont talk much any ways) If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (more than once) If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this on your profile (hell yes! and if you dont think so, then your entitled to your own opion) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile (got the scars to prove it) If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile (yep, did it in my sleep once at school. and ive done it at lunch too) If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile (yep, all the time. and no nothings wrong with me...wait i take that back everythings wrong with me, BWHAHAAAHA!) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (only to see if someone would actually answer it) If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (meantally and verbally. when i start yelling, friend know to get very far away) If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile. (yep, great way to make friends...and enamies) 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (the list is to long to post ) If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (we would be bestest friends if we werent.) If you are a woman who believes that over half of everything you say doesn't come out right and you would classify them all as major Fuck ups, copy this into your profile. (so true) If you ever laughed for absolutly no reason that the people around you can figure out (espeacailly if in class) and only you know the reason, copy this into your profile. (ive done this many times, and i get the weirdest looks too!) If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (yep) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile. ( i was able to) 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, Number one Itachi fan-girl, If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for hurting Itachi, copy and paste this into your profile. (actually i'd do it just cause i hate him! and his head looks like a birds ass!) If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (nods yep i'm proud of it!) If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (blush yesh If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! (HYPER PEOPLE UNITE!) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (i love my world) You say BABY PINK If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile. (yep yep, if kakashi were real, or if i was an anime character in naruto, kakashi would be tied to a bed ...um yea you get the picture...hehehe) If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this to your profile If you have ever walked into a tree, copy this to your profile If you have ever ran, into a wall copy this to your profile If you have ever found yourself wondering what 1+1 is, copy this to your profile If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile. If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile. If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile. If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile. If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio. If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile. If you hang out with emos,punks,head bangers,gang bangers,skaters,tweakers,rockers and sometimes populars that are your friends but never hang out with jocks,preps,or bimbos,copy this to your profile. If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copr this to your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname,title ot anything else for eachother,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile. If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, UnlovedAliceCullen, -Sadistic-Bitch- If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" 7 wzzys to freak out your roomate 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." (Whats funny is that I would actually do this ... not only to my roomate but my friends and family too!! lolz!) If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile. (i have it was fun and durring school) If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If anyone got you addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile ...() () (\_/) (\_/) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Also try to stop the evil teddy bears and cookies over the world...thats the bunnies job!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia 100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF 1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail. 2. Your dentist is frightened of you. 3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking. 4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory. 5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday. 6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night. 7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it. 8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out. 9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant. 10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk) 11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians) 12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason. 13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!) 14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time. 15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months. 16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?) 17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them. 18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting. 19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use. 20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month. 21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time. 22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly! 23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling. 24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills! 25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours. 26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself.. 27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting. 28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis! 29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?) 30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing. 31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm. 32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning. 33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable. 34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films. 35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife. 36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road. 37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing) 38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore. 39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour. 40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are. 41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering". 42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars! 43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing. 44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk) 45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants. 46. You don't like to share your food. 47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet) 48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds) 49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies. 50. You turn around 3 times before lying down. 51. You run at the sight of a leash. 52. You growl at the neighbours. 53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night. 54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas. 55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower. 56. Fetch sounds exciting. 57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation) 58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's. 59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows... 60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest... 61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant... 62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!) 63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper. 64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63) 65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me) 66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites. 67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic. 68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs. 69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please) 70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot. 71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem. 72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes. 73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie. 74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon. 75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late.. 76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth. 77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth. 78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it. 79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.) 80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so. 81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon. 82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it. 83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska. 84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep. 85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon. 86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails. 87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night. 88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night. 89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day. 90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days. 91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.) 92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?") 93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like. 94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp) 95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk) 96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen) 97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?) 98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL) 99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery. 100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. 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1. Is It Better To Have Never Loved At All reviewsTsubaki left the village almost 11 years ago on a mission to join the Akatsuki. Braking all bonds she had to the people she held so dear. She returns only to be pushed away by the one that she secretly loves. But is it really hate or something more?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-09 - Kakashi H.
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