The name's Bagoosa. Well, not really, but that doesn't matter. Um, this is definately going to change over time. I'm terrible at spelling. One day, I want to write a fiction novel. I think reviews are great, and flames are the best. It's Flo and Pacco, not Pacco and Flo. (Flo and Pacco are my future chickens.)

My favorite series is Harry Potter, followed by Twilight and Maximum Ride. I love to read.

For those of you from America, you know the significance of September 11, 2001. For those of you not from America-well, I don't really know what you know. Well, a lot of people died. Look it up. Let's remember them today.

Teddy and Sam, I'm so sorry some evil, dunder-headed git hurt you. I wish I could have protected you. The look you gave me when you left, I'll never forget. You are both unforgetable, each different, but still both sweet. I'm sorry you died, but trying to help you would have hurt you more and probably killed you. I love you both, and you'll always be in my heart.

I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden chance to make my way!
And with a golden ticket it's a golden day!

The show is over. Our last show was Saturday, July 25. 5 of 11 shows were sell-outs. Our cast party was today. It's a bitter-sweet ending. We're over with that headache, but it was a fun headache. We don't know if we'll ever see each other again. I'm going to miss everyone there like crazy. It's something I don't regret doing. If you were in said show, "Psychobabble...whatever."

I'm looking for activecough cough Kaitie Kittenesses cough staff for my community. If you're interested, PM me. It's Harry Potter, and any story that makes you wonder what's going to happen next. No slash and prefferably no outlandish pairings or dark Harry. I'd tell you the name of it, but it's French (I used Googe Translator), a language I don't speak. The name is the closest I could come to "Through and Through to Color Your Mind".

I don't know how some people got into my class. We're supposed to be the smart class. One girl pronounced trilogy "try-ol-oj-ee" and said "calms" whenever she read the word "clams" on a brochure we (I) had to make for history. We go to a Catholic school, so this next thing should be common knowledge. One girl in my class said, "Moses? Isn't he the one who built the big boat?" Then one guy in my class just realized, toward the end of the school year, that doing homework helped his grade. Speaking of homework, every time our math teacher assigns us a homework assignment that isn't due the next day, you'll still find at least half the class saying, "Can I copy your math?" Our school has some pretty stupid rules, too. One guy, the not-really-gay, curly blonde dude, got in trouble because his "fro" was too high. I think they added that rule just for him. Fortunately, it's not just my class and the admin that are stupid. I actually caught one girl lifting up her skirt and staring in the window while saying to her friend, "Taylor, do my legs look sexy?" Then, last September my cousin told me she had to teach her cousin how to add fractions. He's my age, and he doesn't know how to do that. We're going on a field trip at the end of the month. Our teacher said that if we asked an intelligent question and didn't embarass her, we wouldn't have to write an essay. That meant no saying, "Did it hurt?" when we see the place where some important dude was assassinated (did I spell that right?). Apparently, that's the type of questions the other class asks.

Now for a love story. FYI, this is a true story about some people I know, so I obviously don't own them. Names have been changed for privacy.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Vernon who worked in construction. (Okay, I know I said I was changing names, but I didn't change this one. The name "Vernon" for a man working with construction, something you need drills for, has nothing to do with Vernon Dursley.) He was working on a road when one of the things that flattens the asphalt ran over him. He broke his back. At the hospital, he met the head nurse, a woman named Angie.
Angie was working to become a nurse practitioner. She was rational and reasonable. She was the youngest of four children, the oldest dying in a bus crash when he was eleven. When Angie met Vernon, in the hospital with a broken back, and he asked her out, she said no. She couldn't date her patient! So he was released from the hospital without getting her to agree to a date.
Vernon went back to the hospital afterward to ask Angie out again. His arguement was that he was no longer a patient. She agreed, and they fell in love (although I think he was in love with her before that.) He asked her to marry him. She said no. He told her that he wouldn't ask her again. She'd just have to tell him when she was ready to get married.
Well, a lot of time past without Angie accepting the proposal. Vernon never did ask again. One day, she said, "I want to get married." When he asked her when, she said, "This weekend." So they went to Vegas and got married. The End
Now wasn't that sweet? The lady I called Angie in the story works with my mom. I just think that's an adorable story.

Let's call my school ArchEnemyUno. My former school is ArchEnemyDuo. The third school is ArchEnemyEightySeven. ArchEnemyUno will always beat ArchEnemyDuo. ArchEnemyDuo will always beat ArchEnemyEightySeven. And then, of course, ArchEnemyEightySeven will always beat ArchEnemyUno. Am I the only one who sees the triangle? It's really all psychology. Otherwise, ArchEnemyDuo would have kicked our sorry asses last year. (football) But gasp ArchEnemyDuo has beaten ArchEnemyUno for the first time in a decade! The triangle is broken!

I know a grand total of... 3 FANFICTION WRITERs!! Haha. No, really, I'm laughing.

I'm thinking of posting another chapter for "The Ultimate Crossover of Randomness". Right now, the only idea I've really got is between Iggy and Mrs. Weasley, maybe Edward or Bella or Dobby. Can you guess what it is? I'll talk to Kaitie Kittenesses about it. Maybe. I don't know because some insert insult here stole my phone Saturday night.

Current book I'm reading: The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Current book I'm rereading: Palace of Mirrorsby Margarette Peterson Haddix (I don't know how many times I've read it. It's not my favorite, but I keep coming back to it.)

My current favorite quote: "I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after, and changed my ideas: they've gone through and through me, like wine through water, and altered the color of my mind." -Emiy Bronte

Random fact about me: The only things I can cook are scrambled eggs, bacon, and toast, but my eggs are awesome!

Random fact that is 100 true (as far as I know): The hole that you stick your pencil in in a pencil sharper is a chuck. (Seriously, people, I'm not making this up.)

My mother is torturing me. Pep squad. WHY?! I tried on the uniform, and she said she was so proud. Way to make me feel guilty about wanting desperately to quit. The bloomers: there's more fabric on a thong. Get real people!

Screw a prince with a white horse; I want a vampire with a Volvo.

"Edward Cullen is, in fact, an Emo Mermaid!"-Schatten-chan But seriously, she's at my house, and we just watched Twilight, and Edward's all, "Say it. Out loud. Say it." And while Bella says, "Vampire," we say, "Mermaid." And we all know that Edward is emo.

I can't help it. I've got to add these.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Twilight Saga. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of French vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the French Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when i friend asks u why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you respond to that little voice in the back of your head. Crazy is when you have a conversation with an inanimate object. Crazy is when you have dreams of ballet shoes taking over the world and possessed sheep attacking you. Crazy is walking into big, yard-thick poles. Crazy is walking into a room and forgetting what the hell you're doing there. Crazy is when you hop around like a bunny saying, "Poof! Poof! Megalomaniac!" Crazy is when you read the last two paragraphs of "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe in an overly dramatic way (adding screaming and rushing words when you feel is necessary) and then can't stop laughing. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you or your best friend is insane, post this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the 2 percent who haven't post this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ooh, I found one for my friend Schatten-chan. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.No, this does not describe me. People have said I'm awesome, too smart, holy, crazy, et cetera. (Only the first and fourth are true.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Silverstar's Shadow, rosalie-hater-emmett-lover, oxIrishBella14xo, Bagoosa

Marching band is NOT gay/retarded. If you can get that through your thick skulls put this in your profile and add your name to this list. Shewhodanceswithdragons, Frostpaw, Silverstar's Shadow, rosalie-hater-emmett-lover, oxIrishBella14xo, Bagoosa

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, post this in your profile and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, star29818, Faith360, Silverstar's Shadow, rosalie-hater-emmett-lover, oxIrishBella14xo, Bagoosa I'm probably one of the most unpopular people I know. Hooray!!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's ShadowoxIrishBella14xo, Bagoosa

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever tackled you because you were singing Winnie the Pooh songs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend who is nicer and livelier than you and looks scarier, copy and paste this into your profile. -cough, cough, Miss Schatten-chan-emo-girl-not-really,cough-

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Once I forgot what my name was, let alone how to spell it.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Au revior!
Adios!
Ciao!