Hello all! Thanks so much for checking out my profile! My actual name is Sarah and I'm a 21-year-old Theatre Major at a very tiny college with an awesome theatre department! I've been out of the fanfiction world for quite a while but after recently watch Piratesof the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest my muse woke up and hasn't left me alone since.

Umm...I smoke (it's bad for me I know but it gives me something to do with my hands.) I'm usually hyper, sarcastic, a hardcore theatre geek, and I'm an absolute night person.

If anyone's interested in checking out some of my Pirates music videos or just some random crap about me you should visit my livejournal. The link is at the top of this page where it says "homepage."

Fav Color: Black (I'm pale...it works.)

Fav Hobbies: Acting, singing (badly), sarcasm (yes, it can be a hobby), working with power tools (it's just fun), boxing (once again...fun), collecting quotes from movies, books, songs, and my friends, and watching movies.

Fav Movies: Both Pirate of the Caribbean movies, Newsies, Labyrinth, The Notebook, Serenity (Joss Whedon is a God!), Red Eye, Boondock Saints, Benny & Joon, Phantom of the Opera (not as good as the play but Gerard Butler singing Music of the Night gets me every time), Pride and Prejudice (2005 version- Keira Knightly rocks!), Wit (my absolute favorite play!), and pretty much anything Edward Norton was ever in.

Fav TV Shows- Buffy, Firefly, Lost, and Grey's Anatomy

Fav Books- The Stand, The Thief of Always, Harry Potter Series, and the Anita Blake Series

Fav Actors- The Best of the Best- Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, and Geoffrey Rush. Other Favs include: Nathan Fillion, Alan Rickman, Kevin Spacey, James Marsters, Cillian Murphy, Ewan McGregor, and Gerard Butler

Fav Actresses- Emma Thompson and Keira Knightley

Fav Music- Er...umm, that would take too long so I'll just name some long-standing favorites. David Bowie (specifically from the Ziggy Stardust period), Nickelback, Ani DiFranco, 3 Days Grace, Garbage, Rehab, Evanescence, and Shinedown (fucking awesome live show btw!)

Fav Plays- Musicals: Rent, Aida, Phantom of the Opera, and Les Miserables. Straight Plays: Wit, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Laramie Project, and Much Ado About Nothing.

Fav Comedians- Mitch Hedburg, Jeff Dunham, Chris Rock, Jeremy Hotz, Robin Williams, and Bill Engvall

Fav Bumper Stickers, T-Shirts,and Key chains- Tact is for people who are too stupid to be sarcastic; Aren't I just a ray of fucking sunshine?; Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab someone in the eye with it; How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up; I'm a sucker for guys in eyeliner.

Quotes:

"Eagles may fly but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."- I have no idea but I like it.

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."- Mitch Hedberg

"I ain't got no qualms!"- Anna

"I got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "NO." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "NO" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan fuckin' lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't saying shit... "-Mitch Hedberg

"I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine."- Mimi "Rent"

"Wildly my mind beats against you but my soul obeys."- Christine "Phantom of the Opera"

"I could be a whore for some McDonald's and a movie."- me to my best friend after we'd realized exactly how broke we would be if we tried to move out together on our incomes at the time.