I've recently realized the merits of a short profile, so I'll so my best.

my name: mimbulus mimbletonia which, in case you don't know, is Neville's plant that explodes all over Harry right before he sees Cho in the beginning of The Order of the Phoenix. (Harry Potter)

my writing style: mostly fluffy little one-shots. I'm a romantic at heart, and most of my stories (all two of them) reflect that. I am in the process of writing my first ever chapter fic, and it will be kinda angsty, well parts of it anyway. And even though I'm planning on finishing it before I start posting, I probably still won't update regularly. My memory is equivalent to that of a squirrel's. I'd also like to say that my muse is bipolar: I go through periods of writing constantly and of not writing at all. Just a warning. (so basically, if I were reading a story written by me, I'd go barmy...is that right?)

Ohh that reminds me. I'm from the US and most of my fanfics are stories by UK (mainly English) authors. Any UK people out there, I can use all the help I can get ;)

1 more thing, I am absolutely in love with Sirius Black (and rather fond of Remus and Fred as well) so in most of my HP stories at least one, if not all, will survive (I usually forget to mention this, they just randomly pop up in the middle of the story)

This is the official end of my profile, the rest is just those fun little sayings that you get from other people's profiles :)

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

if you think the actors who play lupin and sirius are too old and not hot enough to play them put this in your profile

If you've gone to a halloween party wearing pink hair, and hung out near the umbrella stand, hoping to trip over it so a handsome man named Remus who was dressed up as a werewolf would catch you; don't feel ashamed put this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Try to have fun with life. You never know when it could end. If you believe in this saying, copy and paste into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you believe that Justin Bieber will never be as awesome as the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Vampires
I say Wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory