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since: 03-19-09, id: 1872008, Profile Updated: 06-30-09
country: United States
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Tetris, Naruto, and Happy Hustle High/H3スクール!.

Me? I'm fudge poptart--18 years old, live in the U.S., a girl. I am a hugggge grammar freak, and I like role playing games. Especially Kingdom Hearts (hek yesh)!! Xigbar's Pizza Palace rox my world! xDDDDD

My favorite fanfics? Usually funny ones. And they're typically KH related. Sometimes I'll read boy x boy (normally just fancrack), but no mpreg. Not very interested in deathfics or OC fanfics, but I might check one out on occasion.

My interests? Writing, drawing, listening to iPod, screaming at evil video game bosses, sleeping, taking walks, speaking auf Deutsch, Internet, manga, pampering my pets, folklore, collecting Disney Pez dispensers

My DeviantArt account: http://dragonwind15.deviantart.com/ I'm not an amazing artist or anything, but I've made some funny KH drawings.


Current Appeals:
The World Ends With You (NinDS)
Final Fantasy 10 (PS2)
The World God Only Knows (manga)
Songstowearpantsto (music artist)
Danny Phantom (TV)
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (anime movie)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (movie)


Top Ten Favorite Manga:
10. 1/3 no Kareshi ~ "I'm sure the only reason you've been alone and unnoticed...is so you could fall in love with me."
9. Beet the Vandel Buster ~ "Sure, he's a little scrawny right now, but in a few years...yowza!"
8. Demon Diary ~ "How dare YOU admonish ME, vermin?!"
7. Inubaka ~ "You idiot! Don't startle me like that!! I thought it was the dog crapping again..."
6. Skip Beat ~ "He's coming with that ultra gentleman's smile on his face! S-scary!!"
5. Hikaru no Go ~ "Not only my mind, but now entering my body!! Are you listening?!" "Don't look that way..."
4. Naruto ~ "Hmph. That picture's nothing special." "That's right, just like your penis."
3. Happy Hustle High ~ "WHOA MAMA! They did it! They, like, SO did it!!" "Did what?"
2. Nurarihyon no Mago ~ "The blood flows through me...the evil blood of the supreme commander, that is..."
1. Meruperi ~ "Guys don't want to be cute!"


How I Know I'm Overly Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts:

1. I actually took the time to beat Sephiroth.
2. I have six versions of "Simple and Clean" on my iPod.
3. Organization yaoi no longer phases me, no matter how vivid.
4. I can actually tell Riku is a guy.
5. I named my Venus Fly Trap after a Kingdom Hearts character.
6. I quote KH on a near-daily basis.
7. I write stupid never-gonna-happen, never-would-happen fanfics. =P
8. I don't question the weird outfits. Not even the shoes. Or the pants. Or the hair. Or... etc. etc. etc.
9. I played Final Fantasy...just because there were FF characters in KH.
10. Me and a friend got to level forty on Destiny Islands. Seriously.
11. Sephiroth and Pooh Bear? Totally compatible.
12. I laughed my arse off when I heard "Give me a potion and I'll make you bigger" and "Kairi...Kairi's inside me?"
13. I wore a skirt after years of evading them so I could cosplay as Kairi.


My Life's Zany Quotes:

"I can do it in seven positions." ~my friend Mike talking about his trombone (I think o_~)

"Ah! My eyes must be hearing things!" ~me

"There's so much coal there. My teacher lied--we aren't almost out of fossil fuels!" ~my sister watching as a train carrying coal went by

"It's versions, not virgins. That's totally different." ~my German teacher

"Well, a unicorn came into the room, and it started getting beat up by a leprechaun. So I had to fight the leprechaun with the potters wheel cord. Long story short, it broke." ~my friend Nyki's excuse for breaking the potters wheel in art class

"Don't call me a geek, or I'll stab you with my Keyblade!" ~me

"Those balls weren't roughed up; they were borderline mutilated." ~Sports Illustrated article being read in English class
"Are you sure this is talking about baseball?" ~students

"What would you do if you didn't have us?" ~students
"Stop drinking." ~my English teacher

"Finally, I'm free of these wretched pants!" ~my best friend Shelby

"Sorry, my mind was thinking before my brain." ~me

"Are you done making the cookies yet?" ~my mom
"No, for some reason they aren't baking." ~me
"They've been in there for over an hour! Hold on, let me check them." ~Mom
(goes in kitchen, inspects cookies)
"Amanda, you didn't turn the oven on." ~Mom

"I think part of your boob just fell out." ~Shelby, talking to her cousin when he was trick-or-treating as an old granny, using socks to stuff the bra

"What do they think I am, a third grader?! It just asked me 'where does coal come from', and one of the multiple choice options is 'it grows on trees.'" ~me, taking a science test

"Um, Jen, America didn't get its freedom from Spain." ~my Government teacher talking to a student who incorrectly answered a question about the Revolutionary War

"Wow. My turds float, and they don't even wear life jackets." ~me

"Great, he's the only guy I ever dated, and I turned him gay--twice!" ~my friend Bell

"I know they don't like it. I do it anyway. That's the sign of a true ass." ~my German teacher

"Wait, Britain has a queen??" ~my dead serious sister (who's 15, by the way)

"The last time you said you had a good idea, you put vegetable oil in your instrument, and we had to spend an hour cleaning it out." ~Shelby

"Step away, dirty man. Extra pudding!" ~my math teacher coming up with a backwards acronym of 'Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally'

"We have only evolved away from our primate brothers by 2 percent. That's like the amount of fat in reduced milk." ~me and Bell

"In college, the teachers will lecture you even worse than I have." ~my Government teacher
"That's what headphones and thick novels are for, right?" ~my bookworm friend Emily


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1. Get a Girlfriend! » reviews
Sora accidentally gets cast in a reality show, forcing him to compete against his friends to win a girl's heart. The problem? He does NOT want a girlfriend. Or so he thinks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 5-1-09 - Sora & Kairi
2. Mishaps of Kingdom Hearts » reviews
Collection of humorous and odd oneshots. If there are any pairings, they're probably SoKai or RoxNam. Story 9: Axel visits a shrink. It doesn't bode well. XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Sora & Kairi
3. Things to Hate About Love » reviews
Sora hasn't had a girlfriend in all fifteen years of his life. Riku makes a bet that he can change that. Matchmaking plans and chaos ensue. But Kairi and Sora don't seem to get along. Will Riku have to give up his attempts at playing Cupid?...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,303 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Sora & Kairi
4. Me No Speak English? reviews
Hanabi just met the most attractive guy she's ever laid eyes on. Too bad he doesn't speak her language. Oneshot. // "Du bist auch schön. Aber...dein Haar ist unordentlich." Hanabi had no idea what that meant, but it sounded hot. //
Happy Hustle High/H3スクール! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete
5. Oh, My Aching Crotch reviews
Axel somehow pulls a muscle in his genitalia. How the heck do you heal an injury like that? Slight possible implied yaoi. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-09 - Vexen & Axel - Complete
6. Ode to Kingdom Hearts reviews
A short, silly poemfic about Kingdom Hearts. "A dog and a duck // And breaking a card. // Oh, no--Sephiroth! // I just wet my unitard....."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - Sora & Riku - Complete
7. Jiraiya's Umbrella reviews
Jiraiya decides to create some innuendo mischief with an umbrella. Short oneshot. Funny. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-09 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete
8. Game Over reviews
A oneshot that is not what it seems. Funny and very short. The two were bound together, and they were in absolute bliss. Until.....
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-14-09 - Complete
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