| fudge poptart |
Author has written 8 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Tetris, Naruto, and Happy Hustle High/H3スクール!. Me? I'm fudge poptart--18 years old, live in the U.S., a girl. I am a hugggge grammar freak, and I like role playing games. Especially Kingdom Hearts (hek yesh)!! Xigbar's Pizza Palace rox my world! xDDDDD My favorite fanfics? Usually funny ones. And they're typically KH related. Sometimes I'll read boy x boy (normally just fancrack), but no mpreg. Not very interested in deathfics or OC fanfics, but I might check one out on occasion. My interests? Writing, drawing, listening to iPod, screaming at evil video game bosses, sleeping, taking walks, speaking auf Deutsch, Internet, manga, pampering my pets, folklore, collecting Disney Pez dispensers My DeviantArt account: http://dragonwind15.deviantart.com/ I'm not an amazing artist or anything, but I've made some funny KH drawings. Current Appeals: Top Ten Favorite Manga: How I Know I'm Overly Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts: 1. I actually took the time to beat Sephiroth. My Life's Zany Quotes: "I can do it in seven positions." ~my friend Mike talking about his trombone (I think o_~) "Ah! My eyes must be hearing things!" ~me "There's so much coal there. My teacher lied--we aren't almost out of fossil fuels!" ~my sister watching as a train carrying coal went by "It's versions, not virgins. That's totally different." ~my German teacher "Well, a unicorn came into the room, and it started getting beat up by a leprechaun. So I had to fight the leprechaun with the potters wheel cord. Long story short, it broke." ~my friend Nyki's excuse for breaking the potters wheel in art class "Don't call me a geek, or I'll stab you with my Keyblade!" ~me "Those balls weren't roughed up; they were borderline mutilated." ~Sports Illustrated article being read in English class "What would you do if you didn't have us?" ~students "Finally, I'm free of these wretched pants!" ~my best friend Shelby "Sorry, my mind was thinking before my brain." ~me "Are you done making the cookies yet?" ~my mom "I think part of your boob just fell out." ~Shelby, talking to her cousin when he was trick-or-treating as an old granny, using socks to stuff the bra "What do they think I am, a third grader?! It just asked me 'where does coal come from', and one of the multiple choice options is 'it grows on trees.'" ~me, taking a science test "Um, Jen, America didn't get its freedom from Spain." ~my Government teacher talking to a student who incorrectly answered a question about the Revolutionary War "Wow. My turds float, and they don't even wear life jackets." ~me "Great, he's the only guy I ever dated, and I turned him gay--twice!" ~my friend Bell "I know they don't like it. I do it anyway. That's the sign of a true ass." ~my German teacher "Wait, Britain has a queen??" ~my dead serious sister (who's 15, by the way) "The last time you said you had a good idea, you put vegetable oil in your instrument, and we had to spend an hour cleaning it out." ~Shelby "Step away, dirty man. Extra pudding!" ~my math teacher coming up with a backwards acronym of 'Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally' "We have only evolved away from our primate brothers by 2 percent. That's like the amount of fat in reduced milk." ~me and Bell "In college, the teachers will lecture you even worse than I have." ~my Government teacher ƒμÐğƏ • ρǾ¶тẵ®┼ | |||||||
1. Get a Girlfriend! » reviewsSora accidentally gets cast in a reality show, forcing him to compete against his friends to win a girl's heart. The problem? He does NOT want a girlfriend. Or so he thinks.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 5-1-09 - Sora & Kairi2. Mishaps of Kingdom Hearts » reviewsCollection of humorous and odd oneshots. If there are any pairings, they're probably SoKai or RoxNam. Story 9: Axel visits a shrink. It doesn't bode well. XDKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 3-31-09 - Sora & Kairi3. Things to Hate About Love » reviewsSora hasn't had a girlfriend in all fifteen years of his life. Riku makes a bet that he can change that. Matchmaking plans and chaos ensue. But Kairi and Sora don't seem to get along. Will Riku have to give up his attempts at playing Cupid?...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,303 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Sora & Kairi4. Me No Speak English? reviewsHanabi just met the most attractive guy she's ever laid eyes on. Too bad he doesn't speak her language. Oneshot. // "Du bist auch schön. Aber...dein Haar ist unordentlich." Hanabi had no idea what that meant, but it sounded hot. //Happy Hustle High/H3スクール! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete5. Oh, My Aching Crotch reviewsAxel somehow pulls a muscle in his genitalia. How the heck do you heal an injury like that? Slight possible implied yaoi. Oneshot.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-09 - Vexen & Axel - Complete6. Ode to Kingdom Hearts reviewsA short, silly poemfic about Kingdom Hearts. "A dog and a duck // And breaking a card. // Oh, no--Sephiroth! // I just wet my unitard....."Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-09 - Sora & Riku - Complete7. Jiraiya's Umbrella reviewsJiraiya decides to create some innuendo mischief with an umbrella. Short oneshot. Funny. :DNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-09 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete