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Best Friends are the sibblings God forgot to give us.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, I will cry because I will think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile,

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, C&P

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said Transformers aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Organization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Blood Shifter, shimmershadow30,Hillbillya1

If you are crazy for Transformers( of any kind) copy and paste this on your profile!! That means now!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?!

6. UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the darkside. (We have cookies)

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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